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Member Since: 1/24/2011

I just realized that Snooki doesn't have a neck. 

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• Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Renewed for THREE More Seasons! (4/24/2012)

  WHY, GOD?! WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO PUNISH US?!!
  

• President Obama Sings "Sexy and I Know It" ... Sort of (3/30/2012)

  Haters. Obama2012 FUCK Mitt Romney. Antichrist.
  

• Nancy Grace Wonders: Was Whitney Houston Murdered?!? (2/14/2012)

  Okay, we can't all pretend like Nancy is just talking shit to talk shit; it's not crazy to wonder if maybe an extremely remarkable celebrity was murdered. However, I did watch someone who had took waaay too many pills fall asleep while running a power saw. Yes. It's a true story. Running a loud ass power saw, and falling asleep. Literally about to touch his face to the blade because he was passing out. I don't think she was murdered; I think this was all just a terribly tragic accident.