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  • A Battle of Beauties: Megan Fox vs. Angelina Jolie (6/29/2009)

    REASONS WHY MEGAN FOX IS UGLY. 1) if you break down all of megan fox's facial features you will see that the eyes are too far apart hence she tries to make it look closer by putting very dark eyebrows that almost meet together - the effect is very drag queen eyebrow makeup. Forehead a tad too bulbous as if she suffered hydrocephalus (inflamation in the skull) as a young baby- which gives her a cromagnon-like deepness to the eye area. her nose tapers to a flaring set of nostrils while her lower lip is jutted forward to a permanent scowl thanks to her dislocated chin which makes her profile similar to a quarter moon's... IN SHORT IF NOT FOR A VERY GOOD MAKE-UP ARTIST WHO KNOWS HOW TO "CONCEAL" UGLY FACIAL FEATURES SHE ACTUALLY IS VERY VERY ORDINARY. 2) FAKE HAIR COLOR, FAKE EYELASHES, FAKE EYEBROWS, FAKE EYE COLOR!!! 3) FAKE BOOBS AND TOO FAR APART!!! 4) SHE IS COPYING EVERYTHING OF ANGELINA'S INCLUDING THOSE UGLY TATOOS 5) SHE IS ALWAYS LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS LIKE SHE JUST TOOK EXTACY PILLS AND IS ABOUT TO LICK THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ANY MAN WILLING TO POP FOR A BUCK. 6) SHE LOOKS TRASHY AND TOO TRYING HARD. SHE REMINDS ME OF PROSTITUTES IN NEED OF CASH. 7) HER FASHION SENSE IS NON SENSE. SHE DOESNT LOOK GOOD IN DRESSES. SOMETHING ABOUT THE HUNCHING SHOULDER BLADES AND THE VERY LONG TORSO. 8) SOMETHING ABOUT HER IS REMINISCENT OF A TRANSEXUAL MALE TAKING IN HORMONES. 9) SHE TRASH TALKS ANGELINA WHO IS SO MUCH MORE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN MOST RESPECTS FACE, BODY, INTELLECT. 10) SHE IS TALENTLESS EXCEPT IF YOU THINK THE ART OF FLIRTING IS DESERVING OF ACCLAIM.

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