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• Coming Soon to Playboy: Susie Feldman Nude (12/1/2008)

  Corey Haim did SOOOOO much worse than Feldman. I can hardley believe it. I thought Haim was the cool one. But holy batcrap, he must be so friggin desperate he is engaged to "I want to be a porn star" Tiffany Shepis. Her myspace says her general interest is "indoor handglidin". Barfaroma. Next to her, Susie is the classiest chick ever. Susie at least has primo boobs, fake, but nice anyway.
  

• Jack Black and Wife Join Celebrity Baby Attack (12/1/2008)

  Jack Black does no wrong. Ever. I wanna hate his wife but can't. They are sooo sweet.
  

• Simon Cowell is a Single, Honest Man (12/1/2008)

  Is that a sweater he's wearing? Wax on, wax off.