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• Rachel Uchitel in Celeb Rehab For "Emotional Issues" (7/23/2010)

  Tiger to Rachel: WTF? I gave you $10 effin' million and this is the effin' thanks I get? We agreed you wouldn't effin' say anything and now you go on effin' Celebrity Rehab? Anything you effin' say will be tacitly effin' assumed is about me! Effin' me! This has turned into an effin' train wreck for me. $100 effin' million to effin' Elin. You have emotional effin' problems? I would have effin' paid for you to see an effin' psychologist. I could have got an effin' referral from my effin' sports psychologist but noooo you gotta do this on effin' TV. I can't win an effin' tournament. Rachel to Tiger: You have an addiction to dropping the "F" bomb. I'm going to talk to Dr Drew about getting you a spot. You need all the help you can get to return to the Golfing God I was effin' with. Tiger to Rachel: EFFIN' YOU.
  

• Ex-Wife, Daughter Speak on John Edwards Affair, Savaging of Their Lives (6/28/2010)

  Do Johnny & Rielle think about those holidays in the future when Elizabeth is no longer on this earth and they want to "integrate" (one of Rielle's favorite words) their children for a family meal? How "authentic" (another favorite word) will this be for any of the children? Is it even possible for Cate to have a coherent conversation with the delusional Rielle at the dinner table? Savage indeed. How does Rielle feel about the "authentic integrated" Johnny recently wandering the bars of NC, wine glass in hand, talking up the women? Ahhhhhhhh. The beds we sleep in, the videos we star in, the children we affect. For us, the gallery, the future holds the inevitable response from Johnny/Rielle. A synonym for resilience is "rolling with the punches." Maybe Johnny will write a book, edited by Rielle, explaining with psychobabble why he's the man he is and the positive effect this has had for everyone. After all, despite everything, he could have been President, Vice President or Attorney General. Stay tuned.