The Least Shocking Hollywood Hook-Up of the Year...
Which two well-known partyers and serial daters were spotted swapping spit on Saturday night? Follow this article's jump now to find out...
Which two well-known partyers and serial daters were spotted swapping spit on Saturday night? Follow this article's jump now to find out...
There's no denying the fact that the 14-year marriage between Robert "Mutt" Lange and Shania Twain is over.
But there is controversy over the reasons behind the split.
Self-absorbed gossip blogger Perez Hilton reports that Lange had an affair with Marie Ann Thiébaud, a longtime secretary and manager of the couple's chateau in Switzerland.
This dude cheated on Shania Twain. Really?!? We hope Marie Ann Thiébaud was worth it, Mutt.
"Mutt and Marie Ann left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship," a source said, though Lange denied this allegation.
"It's absolutely not the reason [for the split]," he said.
Notice that Mutt - if that is his real name! - didn't deny sleeping with Marie Ann Thiébaud, though.
This story causes us to question the sincerity of Twain's classic song, "You're Still the One."
Looks like these two haven't made it, after all. They may have taken the long way, but is this really where they hoped to get to someday?
MSNBC, quoting a "source" close to Jessica Simpson, is reporting that Tony Romo's attendance at her sis Ashlee's wedding Saturday was a "test" Romo needed to pass if there was any hope of keeping their relationship alive.
"They've broken up a hundred times," said the source. "They'd had another of their âbreakups' before the wedding, but it was clear that he had to go as Jess' date if there was any hope that the relationship would work out."
As one of our staff members argued in yesterday's face-off, Tony Romo just can't seem to quit Jessica. No matter how annoying her ass gets or how badly Joe Simpson meddles, he just keeps on coming back.
The star quarterback is probably kicking himself right now, but at least he has the unconditional support of his Dallas Cowboys teammates ...

It's official, fans: Katie Holmes is crazy, brainwashed and turning into Victoria Beckham heading to Broadway!
The actress will co-star in a revival of Arthur Miller's All My Sons.
Let's just hope she loses that hideous bob on her head.
Seriously, we've seen some whacked-out celebrity hairstyles before, but WTF is this crap? Is Tom trying to morph Katie Holmes into Posh Spice?
Remember when Katie Holmes used to be hot? No, really, she did.
Granted, we've seen Kim Kardashian nude.
But don't let that distract you from this undeniable fact: her sister is better looking than she is.
Need proof? We have a two-sided argument in favor of Kourtney Kardashian: the front and the back. To wit...
Kourtney Kardashian from the front...
... and from the back.
Who do you think is better looking: Kourtney Kardashian or Kim Kardashian?
On the fourth season premiere of The Bachelorette, DeAnna Pappas met 25 eligible men who came from all over just to meet her.
First, she addressed the issue of past, when she had her heart broken by former star of The Bachelor, that moron Brad Womack.
Then one by one, men got out of the limo and tried their best to make a good first impression. Some did well... others not.
With a little help from friend and fellow Womack reject Jenni Croft, DeAnna Pappas took on the tough task of axing 10 men in one night.
At the rose ceremony, the natural beauty from Georgia asked Ron, Graham, Eric, Robert, Sean, Ryan, Chris, Paul, Fred, Twilley (!?), Jason, and Brian (Texas) to stay and get to know her better. Ah, The Bachelorette.
We just hope DeAnna finds true happiness with one of these dudes the way Trista Sutter did. There's too much heartbreak in the reality TV world.
Brody Jenner's dad, Olympic legend Bruce Jenner, isn't a fan of Spencer Pratt - and won't be thrilled if his son is friends with him again.
To make a long story short, and completely absurd, Bruce Jenner blames Spencer for Brody's partying, club-hopping, womanizing ways.
"Frankie Delgado's a very bad influence," Bruce told Us Weekly at the Brent Shapiro Foundation Sober Day event in Beverly Hills Saturday.
"And before that, it was Spencer Pratt. He's been brought down by all his friends. It's not really him. He's a homeboy." Alright then.
Bruce Jenner, Brody's dad, is hating on Spencer Pratt. Join the club!
The decathlon champion said his son â" who has dated Lauren Conrad, Nicole Richie and, most recently, model Cora Skinner â" needs to get married.
"That's the one we want to get married. He needs to settle down!"
Brody's dad is married to Kim Kardashian's mom, Kris, so he's stepbrother to all those crazy Kardashians. Cross them off the list at least.
With her reality show premiering this month, Ali Lohan wants you to know one thing: it's tough being her. Please read about it in People Magazine. Please shower her with pity.
Oh, and make sure you watch Living Lohan on Memorial Day.
As a way of hyping her new series, Ali opened up to People about the trouble she's faced in school. It's horrible, folks.
"A little while ago ... a couple of girls in school made up a video of me and put it up on YouTube," Ali said. "They used disgusting words. Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I'd be grounded for life! ... They're disgusting kids. I got really aggravated."
Right. Because Dina Lohan has probably never heard such ugly words. Heck, she probably get called worse every day on the street.
Ali Lohan wants your sympathy and your eye balls tuned to Living Lohan.
So, did Ali learn anything from the harrowing experience? How does her current home schooling situation differ from being stuck in a classroom with - gasp! - non-celebrities?
"You learn so much more â" it's just hard to focus when girls are giving you problems," she said. "No one's talking about you behind your back. It's definitely easier."
We've posted numerous celebrity quotes across The Hollywood Gossip.
And we enjoy quizzing our readers to see if they can guess who said what. It's a fun test of your star knowledge.
In the latest edition of this quote game, we've included an utterance that ought to get the pulses of our male fans racing... especially when they discover who said it!
So, which actress said the following?
I really enjoy having sex. I'm young and have a lot of hormones. I'm always in the mood.
Follow the jump on this article now to discover which star likes it any any way she can get it...
First, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi.
Now, George Takei and Brad Altman.
Thanks to the California Supreme Court overruling the state's ban against same-sex marriages, gay celebrities are lining up to get hitched in the Golden State.
"Our California dream is reality. Brad Altman and I can now marry. We are overjoyed! At long last, the barrier to full marriage rights for same-sex couples has been torn down. We are equal with all citizens of our state," the Heroes guest star said.