Pete and Ashlee who? All we cared about during their lame wedding was the side plot involving Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, who attended despite breakup rumors. Will Tony and Jessica wed one day? That's today's Face-Off question.

Stand back as The Hollywood Gossip debates ...

WILL TONY ROMO AND JESSICA SIMPSON GET MARRIED?

YES by Free Britney

To me, it's an easy call. While there will be ups and downs in the coming months, Tony Romo will end up marrying Jessica Simpson because:

• He's tried to dump her twice already and got roped back.
• He's obviously gone Hollywood and wants to be famous more than anything, including win playoff games.
• Those are some gigantic boobs.

Seriously people. After striking out with Carrie Underwood, Alli Sims and Sophia Bush, Romo struck Hollywood gold with Jessica Simpson.

So much money. So much fame. Such huge breasts. So little talent with which to ever upstage him. Such little effort required on his part to keep her pathetic ass satisfied and off his case. Such enormous boobs.

Face it folks. The star QB may try to run, but the pocket will inevitably collapse - as we saw in February when she groveled for him to come back, or last week when Papa Joe guilted him. Like it or not, Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are in this for life.

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Shannon Elizabeth is featured in the June issue of Maxim.

We think the following photos of this actress and former Dancing with the Stars contestant speak for themselves. And what do they say?

I'm hot!

Click on the following thumbnail photos of Shannon Elizbaeth now to see larger, more beautiful versions...

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt rake in tens and thousands of dollars from posing for lame-ass photos and appearing at nightclub openings.

More power to them, we say. Usually.

However, a recent TMZ report says that The Hills couple you love to hate racked up a $783 bill at an L.A. restaurant last night - and tipped $16!

Yes, that's a 2 percent tip. Gotta love Spencer Pratt.

Spencer Pratt pimps Heidi Montag to any celebrity photo agency, nightclub or publication willing to listen - but don't expect a good tip from him.

A Hills camera crew was with the gruesome twosome at the time - no surprise there - and a source says that when they stopped filming, the server approached a producer from The Hills about the measly tip.

The producer then forked over $60 from his own pocket to cover Spencer's shortcomings. Come on. Couldn't Heidi Montag just flash them or something?

While Whitney Port was dining (and hanging) out, Audrina Patridge celebrated her 23rd birthday in Las Vegas Saturday night without her Hills BFFs.

The Hills star drank Grey Goose and Red Bull and goofed off with pals â€" including her mom! â€" while surely pocketing a fat paycheck at club LAX.

According to Us Weekly, Patridge danced to to Akon's "Smack That" while a female pal slapped her booty, and Madonna's "Four Minutes."

Audrina Patridge celebrates the 23rd anniversary of being born.

At 12:40 a.m., a white-frosted cake decorated with roses arrived. Audrina Patridge â€" who flew in from Hawaii, where she's filming her first movie, Into the Blue 2 â€" grabbed a rose and licked frosting off it. HOT!

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Whitney Port is not a fame-whore like Heidi Montag.

On The Hills, she doesn't even allow MTV to film her personal life.

She's a class act and the last person we'd expect to be writing this about.

But thanks to a loose dress and just the right angle, a member of the celeb gossip media got some compromising shots of Whitney dining at Ivy...

An unexpected Whitney Port nipple slip photo has surfaced recently.

We have to say, regardless of this photo, that Whitney Port is gorgeous. She and Lauren Conrad are such natural beauties - unlike some stars!

More (uncensored) pics of Whit can be found here.

There are a few guarantees in the celebrity world.

Paula Abdul is insane, Hillary Clinton will stop at nothing to win, The Bachelor star will not actually marry the recipient of the final rose, and Brody Jenner isn't going to a party if there aren't any girls. Plain and simple.

The reality show regular and ex of Lauren Conrad hit six Chicago bars in two hours the other night after hosting a party at a local pub, McFadden's.

The Hills' Brody Jenner doing what Brody Jenner does best: partying.

"He was swigging Grey Goose vodka straight from the bottle and looked practically comatose," said a New York Post source.

"The bar smelled awful, but girls in tube tops were swarming all over him."

Brody Jenner also hit club Underground and ended his night at Rino... "But he left quickly because it was filled with all men," said a spy.

What's the best part of the following David Archuleta photo montage?

It's actually not the fact that teenage girls across the country can drool over the cuteness of this American Idol finalist.

It's that you can easily save this image on your desktop and - presto! - you've got David Archuleta wallpaper. Therefore, no matter who wins Archuleta's showdown with David Cook tomorrow night, you'll never be too far away from this adorable crooner.

You're welcome.

She gets around like a record and resembles a troll (with bad fashion sense), but peeps still wanna date Ashley Olsen for whatever reason.

According to the New York Post, friends of Ashley are a bit concerned over her newest rumored beau - National Treasure actor Justin Bartha.

No sooner did Ashley Olsen have a romantic dinner with him at Patsy's in New York's Midtown, than stories of his strange behavior emerged.

"He's a little bit psycho-y," said one source who knows Bartha.

"He's a really cute, nice guy, but he was always jumping out of the shot when Lydia Hearst [Bartha's former girlfriend, who went on to date Cisco Adler of all people] was being photographed... It's a little strange that he would go after a girl [Ashley Olsen] who is always having her photo taken."

Is Ashley Olsen in over her head with Justin Bartha?

After Hearst ended her relationship with Bartha, "he didn't take it well" and even went so far as to "scream at her and call her a bitch."

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We thought this day would never come.

Seriously, death and/or divorce seemed far more likely.

They've proved us wrong, though, even if one is rotting in jail. Today is the first wedding anniversary of Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil!

A year ago today, Amy and Blake celebrated their love with a quickie Miami wedding, exchanging vows and taking hits off of the same crack pipe.

Just kidding about the last part. Though it may as well be true.

In honor of this joyous occasion, here are some classic photos of Amy Winehouse and her Blake. Blaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!

We haven't seen much of little Dannielynn and celebrity gossip-loving father Larry Birkhead in awhile.

But they showed up again this weekend, with Dannielynn having grown into an adorable toddler and Birkhead not having changed a bit:

He's still pimping his tyke, presumably for wads of cash. What a great guy!

Larry Birkhead probably earns one hundred dollars from the paparazzi every time he kisses his daughter. So we've heard.