Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 58th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

There were some good candidates, but we're giving it to l.l. Congrats! The winning entry now appears below. Thanks for playing and good luck this week!

Yes! The judge gave my wife full custody of my kids!

Lynne Spears has plenty to be thankful for.

In the year, she watched her famous daughter, Britney Spears, go bonkers but crawl back from the brink, and her less-famous daughter, Jamie Lynn Spears, scandalously get knocked up at age 16, only to get engaged and welcome a happy baby.

How did 27-year-old Britney rebound from a pair of forced hospitalizations and a string of erratic behavior, such as a quickly annulled Vegas wedding in 2004, an infamous head-shaving in 2007, and myriad bizarre dalliances with men?

"With a lot of love and care and help," Lynne Spears said Thursday evening, speaking to the U.K.'s GMTV via satellite from New Orleans, Louisiana.

"Sometimes you have to settle down. You have to stop, think. There's a lot of people that care about Britney and love Britney – and she's doing great now."

While the singer still hasn't regained custody of her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, Lynne had only praise for her daughter's parenting skills.

"Oh she's a wonderful mother – she's funny, she's extremely affectionate," said the Spears matriarch, who's promoting her memoir, Through the Storm.

"[At] home, where there's nobody around, she's very normal."

Fresh off the success of her first single, "Womanizer," Britney is now in Europe promoting her new album, Circus. She's scheduled to go on tour next year.

"I think Britney's just ready to get started again," said her mom. "I think this is when she's most in her element."

Michael Phelps is virtually impossible to catch up with in water.

But Las Vegas cocktail waitress Caroline "Caz" Pal has done the trick on land, reportedly nabbing the Olympic champion as her boyfriend.

Following rumored romances with Nicole Johnson, Carrie Underwood and Stephanie Rice, the world record swimmer has taken Pal home to meet his family for Thanksgiving, People Magazine reports.

"She's there [in Maryland] meeting his family for the first time," a source says.

The couple has been together for about two months.

Caroline Pal and Michael Phelps have a relationship that's going along swimmingly! (Sorry.)

What would this traditional American holiday be without family, food, football and reflection upon the things we appreciate the most in life - in our case, some of the biggest turkeys we've had the privilege of covering this year.

With that said, we present our Top 10 Turkeys of 2008 ...

10. John Mayer. A douchebag 364 days a year. Honorary poultry today.

9. Britney Spears. Last year's top turkey falls to #9 by virtue of calming the hell down from February on. The first month of 2008 alone, though? Wow.

8. Miley Cyrus. Anyone who goes topless for Vanity Fair at age 15 and/or celebrates their birthday four months in advance automatically makes the list.

7. Courtenay Semel. She's far from the first E-list celebrity go to great lengths for publicity. Pretending to be a lesbian sets the bar pretty low, though.

6. Adrienne Bailon. Being dumb enough to take nude pics and let them get stolen is one thing. Staging the entire stunt with your loser publicist? Pathetic.

A collection of some of the year's biggest turkeys.

5. Ashlee Simpson. The zenith of uselessness to begin with, Jessica's l'il sis went and named her kid Bronx Mowgli. Just a "fowl" move all around.

4. (Tie) Sarah Palin, for this heartwarming Thanksgiving video, and her #1 fan Elisabeth Hasselbeck, 'cause no turkey gets ruffles feathers quite like her.

3. Alex Rodriguez. Months without a clutch hit. Railing strippers. Divorcing Cynthia Rodriguez. Referring to Madonna his "f*%king soulmate, dude." Gobble, gobble.

2. Eliot Spitzer. The Governor of New York State apparently thought it was worth his job and marriage to give call girl Ashley Dupre a good "stuffing." Har har.

1. Spencer Pratt. The villain you love to hate from The Hills capped off a hilarious year by eloping with Heidi Montag. Say what you will about him, Spencer plays the celebrity gossip game to perfection, 24/7/365. And we love him for it.

Forget Hayden and Kim. This one's for the ladies.

When rising music superstar Chris Brown and reality TV mainstay / ladies man Brody Jenner square off, we're talking about a serious battle of young hunks.

Who would you rather... you know? Tell us below ...

Chris or Brody: Who would you rather ...

Hayden Panettiere and Kim Kardashian. Two stars who have very little in common. Except, you know, gorgeousness and being celebrity gossip mainstays.

It's the Heroes star versus the sex tape star in a clash of the celeb gossip titans. Who would you rather ... you know? Tell us in the survey below ...

Hayden or Kim: Who would you rather ...

So Thanksgiving Day is tomorrow. Will Shenae Grimes sit this one out, if you know what we mean (we mean she's rumored to be an anorexic bitch)?

The Canadian actress says we shouldn't believe the hype, and she has a message for all the haters - ask her before believing what they read.

"Nobody has asked me about it. I really can't help what someone thinks of me because they are reading a paper and choosing to believe it," Grimes opened up to People in an interview, referencing her rumored eating disorder(s).

The 19-year-old Toronto native says the experience of moving to Los Angeles earlier this year parallels that of her 90210 character, Annie Wilson.

"It was huge culture shock," says Grimes, who became celebrity gossip fodder the minute she was cast in the CW remake of the 1990s FOX drama.

Along with her fellow female 90210 costars, Shenae Grimes has been slammed for being too thin, having eating disorders and being a huge bitch in general.

"It's so frustrating," 5-foot-3 Shenae Grimes says, noting that she does not have an eating disorder, but had a close friend struggle with one for years.

"Meet me in person and you can't say anything ... No bones sticking out. Just because people are calling you skinny doesn't mean I'm like, 'Yay!' No! You're telling me I don't look right. This is me. This is my body - I have accepted it."

EDITOR'S NOTE: Those look like ribs to us above. Just saying, Shenae.

As for being a diva and a party girl, she shrugs that off too.

"The hours I work, I can't be. These are stories written about everybody. Of course we're new girls on a hit show so we're plopped into little boxes. And people buy it. It makes me second guess anything I've ever read about anybody."

The Hills’ star Spencer Pratt released a statement to The Associated Press, laughing off suggestions that his secret wedding to Heidi Montag is a sham and insisting that the marriage is 100 percent legitimate. Here's what he says:

“We had a beautiful ceremony here at One & Only Palmilla officiated by a minister and photographed by the hotel photographer. We’ve never been happier."

He added, regarding the legalities: "And, like other elopements that happen outside the country, we will take care of the legal details when we get home.”

Well, that sort of clears it up. Save for the many unanswered questions.

Meanwhile, The Hills executive producer, Liz Gateley, said footage from the "surprise" wedding will be included in the reality show's upcoming fifth season.

“MTV is currently filming Heidi and Spencer in Mexico, as we were expecting to capture them on vacation,” Gateley says.

“Fans will be able to see footage from the ceremony in an upcoming episode, and we will continue to follow the newlyweds’ relationship as it plays out in real life.”

That's all good, as long as we don't have to watch Spencer Pratt recite his cheesy wedding vows. That might cause sudden, involuntary projectile vomiting.

Talk show host Carson Daly, who used to be on MTV but really isn't heard from all that much anymore, is getting ready for a new project: daddy duty.

The Last Call with Carson Daly host, 35, and his girlfriend, Siri Pinter, are expecting their first child, his PR peeps confirmed to The Associated Press.

Congratulations to the presumably happy couple.

Siri Pinter had worked as an assistant on Carson Daly's show at some point. We know nothing about her, but that still ranks her above Tara Reid. Skank.

Here is a picture of Siri Pinter, Carson Daly's baby mama ...

Siri Pinter is carrying Carson Daly's child. That's awesome. She looks pretty cool, although we've only known she existed for 20 minutes, so it's hard to say for sure.

Brooke Burke may have been named champion on last night's Dancing with the Stars finale, but Miley Cyrus was the main attraction for many in attendance.

The teen sensation sang her single "Fly on the Wall" for a legion of adoring fans.

Relive the performance now: