Despite possessing an IQ only slightly higher than that of an eggplant, the great Jessica Simpson says she wants to attend college to study theology.

Watching TV was her inspiration, natch.

"I've been contemplating taking a college course in religion," the aunt of Bronx Mowgli Wentz said in a recent interview with Marie Claire.

We do have to admire Jess' enthusiasm for learning. Guess she's thinking that she won't always be able to depend on these to get her by ...

If she ever does enroll in some sort of college, Jessica Simpson should definitely wear outfits like these to classes. That's how you get an A+, girl. It's foolproof.

"I love religion. I remember when The Da Vinci Code came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times."

Mmm. Jessica Simpson should definitely include that anecdote in her application letters when she applies to local institutions of higher education.

Angelina Jolie who?!?

In a new 2009 desktop calendar, Jennifer Aniston shows Brad Pitt, and every warm-blooded male over the age of six months, that she knows how to strike a sexy pose just as well as the woman her ex left her for.

Drool over the former Friends star below, especially during the month of November...

Yowza!

Prepare those new pair of pants and click on the following Jennifer Aniston shots from this calendar now...

Ben Affleck has shown us that he's more than just a stay-at-home husband.

With wife Jennifer Garner slowed by another bun in her attractive oven, the actor is left to take care of daughter Violet.

The adorable baby has been taught well by her famous parents: never stare directly at a celebrity gossip photographer...

Click the photos below to see more of the adorable Violet Affleck and her Mr. Mom, Ben Affleck...

It looks like Violet gets her looks from her mom, and her sense of style from her dad. [Photo Credit: Splash News]

Business has morphed with pleasure for Kirsten Dunst.

The actress has been stepping out with filmmaker Jacob Soboroff, with whom she's working on a documentary about voting, according to Life & Style.

"Yes, they're dating." On November 22 in New York City, the two shopped at art store Blick - then went back to her place, according to an eyewitness.

Here's a picture of Kirsten Dunst and Jacob Soboroff ...

DOBOROFF? Kristen Dunst and beau Jacob Soboroff step out. [Photo: Splash News]

Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman brought up a good question during the Spanish premiere of their film Australia: Wouldn't they make a much better Hollywood couple than Kidman and husband Keith Urban?

During the event in Madrid, Kidman walked the red carpet twice, once with hubby Urban and once with Jackman.

And, while Kidman looked very comfortable with her man, the rugged and extremely well-dressed Hugh Jackman stepped in to show us what a great Hollywood couple is supposed to look like:

Click on the pictures below to see all three stars walking the red carpet:

Kidman and Jackman are lucky one of the requirements for starring in Australia is being able to speak with the accent. [Photo Credit: Splash News]

Amy Winehouse's husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has been sent back to prison for failing a drug test, one of the conditions of his early release.

The infraction comes just over a month after he was released from jail on the condition that he go straight to a drug rehabilitation center.

"I can confirm he has been recalled," said Fielder-Civil's lawyer Kate Anderson, declining to state a reason for the junkie's return to prison.

Blake Fielder-Civil could now be stuck in prison until 2010.

He was sentenced to 27 months in the slammer for assaulting a bartender and trying to bribe him to leave the country and not testify in the case.

In November, he was released into rehab after having served only 11 months behind bars. But divorce rumors have swirled even with him out.

To make matters worse (and hilarious), after hearing the news that he had broken the early release terms and he would be sent back, Fielder-Civil is alleged to have broken out of the Live Woods rehab center in Woking, Surrey, UK.

He is then alleged to have dashed to the private London hospital where his estranged wife was admitted last month for a "reaction to medication."

A source told The Sun: "Blake pulled a runner. He turned up in hospital and hell broke loose - everyone was totally shocked. He was asking Amy to forgive him. As he was going back inside anyway he felt he didn’t have much to lose."

Blake Fielder-Civil said he planned to turn himself after visiting Amy.

The fake honeymoon is over, but the publicity tour never stops.

Newlyweds Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag hit up the 4th annual "Road To A Cure" gala last night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Clad in a leopard-print dress, Heidi flashed a rather large ring. It is not clear whether said rock is related to their quote-unquote secret wedding.

Her nose, boobs and lips are fake, though. That we know. Here's a photo of The Hills stars, who may or may not be legally married, at the event ...

Good to see Spencer Pratt took the time to shave for the event. Click to enlarge more pictures of Heidi Montag and her pimp/possible husband below ...

Ashley Tisdale sings in the high school hallways.

And Leona Lewis bleeds love.

But each of these young celebrities share an affection for designer Jenny Packham, or at least for a specific dress she put together.

Study each rising star below and chime in on our poll...

Who wears this dress better?

Madonna - sans boy toy Alex Rodriguez for a change - mixed a little business with a little charity during her most recent trip to Argentina. This stop in Buenos Aires was the most recent installment of Madge's "Sticky and Sweet" Tour.

While in town, she met with President Christina Fernandez de Kirchner, as well as anti-kidnapping campaigner, Ingrid Betancourt. Hopefully they were meeting on the details of "Evita 2: Electic Bugaloo."

Madonna sported the "Marilyn Monroe look" to avoid attention...

Click below to see more of Madonna, full from dinner and her humanitarian efforts:

Something is missing from these Madonna photos. Ah, that's right. Alex Rodriguez. [Credit: Splash News]

Sorry, Les Miserables, In the Heights and Jersey Boys. Our staff has discovered a new favorite musical.

Check out the video below, as an all-star celebrity cast - that includes Margaret Cho, Andy Richter, Maya Rudolph, John C. Reilly, Allison Janney, Rashida Jones, Sarah Chalke, Jack Black and Neil Patrick Harris - share their thoughts on California's decision to ban gay marriage.

In an uproarious song!