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Halle Berry 1, Gabriel Aubry 0.

So reads the custody scoreboard between this former couple, after a judge ruled in the actress' favor today and said she could take daughter Nahla to New York for a movie shoot.

Sources confirm to TMZ that these two started to fight over their child when Aubry attempted to block Berry from taking the two-year with her across the country to film New Year's Eve.

With the Oscar winner in attendance, a Los Angeles judge gave her the green light bring Nahla along for the duration of her time on set.

"We are pleased the judge took the time to deal with this very imminent and important issue," Berry's attorney, Neal Hersh, said. "The judge read a great deal of paperwork and gave us time to argue."

Man. All this over the sequel to Valentine's Day?!? Perhaps if Berry and Aubry watched that atrocious romantic comedy, the entire hullabaloo could have been avoided.

Britney Spears is back with a vengeance.

Tomorrow night, the music video for "Hold it Against Me" debuts at 9:56 p.m. EST on MTV, just minutes before another epic episode of Jersey Shore.

Today, the last teaser for the video showcases the dance moves, pulse-pounding beats and raw sex appeal that made Britney Spears famous.

Unlike some of the 3-5 blips, this is an actual 30-second clip! Get psyched up for the greatness that will be the "Hold It Against Me" video now ...

Hold It Against Me Video - Longer Teaser

The person who booked Lindsay Lohan on the Late Show with David Letterman this week without authorization was none other than her dad. Naturally.

Michael Lohan says he signed her up to read the Top Ten list after getting the green light from Lindsay herself ... apparently Lindsay saw it differently.

Right after announcing LiLo's appearance, CBS issued a retraction this morning, explaining that some impostor booked her without her authorization.

Letterman's people said that someone "purporting to be a friend of Lindsay's" reached out to them and made the booking, but did not reveal a name.

Lindsay did not explain this fiasco in much detail, but Tweeted late last night that she NEVER agreed to do the show and apologized for the confusion.

Michael says he was behind it, that he got the idea after Dave cracked a joke at Lindsay's expense during Friday's "Top 10", and Lindsay was into it.

Again, perhaps he could have checked with Lindsay? Or did he and get jerked around by the recalcitrant star and/or members of her "camp"?

Putting her hit talk show on hiatus in order to do so, Wendy Williams will attempt to showcase her ballroom skills this spring on Dancing With the Stars.

Williams has been critical of other contestants on the program in the past, especially that stiff Kate Gosselin, who she said "dances awkward, horrible."

We'll see how Wendy herself does now that she's in the spotlight.

Will Wendy Williams be fab or fail on DWTS?

One thing's for sure. At 5 feet, 11 inches, Williams will need a powerful partner to whirl and twirl her. Hope you're up for it, Maksim C. It's all you, man.

Her rep told the New York Post, "We have no confirmation on that. Production hasn't added any last-minute or unplanned hiatus days to the schedule."

After an investigation that's spanned several months, the Oksana Grigorieva extortion case is now in the hands of the L.A. County District Attorney.

The case file went to the D.A.'s office at noon today.

Some sources say a charge is unlikely, given the inconsistencies in her story and the obvious credibility problems she has amassed over half a year.

The D.A. will soon decide if Oksana will be charged with extortion.

It boils down to a $15 million deal Oksana signed, and then walked away from, during child custody mediation sessions with Gibson in May, 2010.

The deal included child support, a house, and other assets ... plus the guarantee that Oksana would NOT leak the now-infamous Mel Gibson tapes.

The D.A. has also yet to decide whether to charge Mel Gibson with domestic abuse, which Oksana alleges and the actor has vehemently denied.

Somewhere between funny talk show interviews and award ceremonies, Justin Bieber found time this month to sit down with Rolling Stone.

Aside from quickly closing his computer as soon as the reporter commented on a wallpaper photo of himself and Selena Gomez in front of a sunset (AWWW!), Justin touched on a number of topics. Many of them controversial. Check out his views on sex, abortion and Canada below.

On intercourse: "I don't think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them. I think you should just wait for the person you're... in love with."

On abortion: "I really don't believe in abortion. It's like killing a baby?"

What if it's the result of rape? "Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven't been in that position, so I wouldn't be able to judge that."

On health care: "Canada's the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don't need to worry about paying him, but here [America], your whole life, you're broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard's baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby's premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home."

UPDATE: Rolling Stone admits to leaving out a key sentence. Justin actually answered one of the questions above with:

"Well, I think that's really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I don't know how that would be a reason. I guess I haven't been in that position, so I wouldn't be able to judge that."

Irina Shayk is the cover model for this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

Brooklyn Decker was the cover model for last year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

Will Shayk go on to marry a tennis star and appear alongside Adam Sandler in the country's number-one movie? We have no idea. Would more men prefer to sleep with her instead of Decker? That's what we wanna know...

Irina Shayk or Brooklyn Decker? Who would you rather...

"You're a pro's pro." - Dan Patrick to Charlie Sheen

When Charlie Sheen, whose producer thinks could die at any time, thinks you need to get it together? Not a good sign. But that's Lindsay Lohan for you.

The Two and a Half Men star called in to The Dan Patrick Show to offer her advice this morning. Really, he did. Two words, girlfriend: Impulse control.

Denying that he's ever been drunk or high on set, Sheen calls himself a seasoned vet who finds a way to pull it together no matter how hung over he is.

You heard the man, Lindsay. Learn from the best:

Charlie Sheen Offers Advice For Lindsay Lohan

If there were any doubt that Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" was inspired by Madonna's "Express Yourself," well, this remix should clear those doubts up.

Not that it matters, of course. Madonna supports the song and Gaga couldn't be more adamant about her adoration of the Queen of Pop. There's no feud.

It is interesting to note just how alike the two hits are, however.

Whether it's a blatant rip-off by Gaga or homage to Madge, the similarities are even greater than you might think when the tracks overlaying like this:

Lady Gaga - Born This Way vs. Madonna - Express Yourself

Is "Born This Way" a Madonna ripoff?

Jessica Alba has delivered exciting news via her Facebook page. We'll let the actress pass it along herself:

I thought I'd drop by to let you all in on some exciting news – Honor is going to be a Big Sister! Cash and I are thrilled and wanted to share the news directly with you so you didn't hear about it somewhere else.

I appreciated all of the love and support you all gave me during my first pregnancy and will definitely appreciate it again this time around. Have a great day!

There's not much we can ad to that, except: congratulations!

Alba gave birth to daughter Honor Marie in June 2008. She and Cash Warren got married a month prior to that blessed event.