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Following an episode of Glee that featured a Justin Bieber tribute band, another young, cute talented musician has thrown his curly hair into the ring for a future appearance on the Fox smash.

Isn't that right, Nick Jonas?

“I really do appreciate the use of music in Glee,” he told TV Squad. "I think everyone can relate that’s in the music business. Everyone’s just thankful that music is kind of popular again because Glee does a great job of incorporating it into the show. I would humbly say that if there’s ever an opportunity they see that I could work well on that show, I would be honored."

Jonas guest-starred last week on Mr. Sunshine. Would you wanna see him roaming the halls of William McKinley?

Just days after showing up together for the premiere of I Am Number Four, Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer have broken up.

A source confirms to Us Weekly that Agron moved her things out of Pettyfer's apartment last week. No reason was given for the split, but rumors of an engagement between the pair had surfaced last month. So much for that possibility.

Said Pettyfer at the time: "She's an amazing woman and she's got this old school, classic movie star elegance to her. She's amazing."

Agron stars on Glee and, aside from the aforementioned movie, Pettyfer will appear opposite Vanessa Hudgens this spring in Beastly.

Singer, author, movie star... baller?

Justin Bieber added to his resume and his legacy last night, taking home MVP honors in the NBA All-Star celebrity game, despite the fact that his squad lost 54-49. The 16-year old still managed to impress with eight points and four assists.

"I'm just running back and forth," Bieber said during an in-game interview. "I'm controlling this whole team. I'm just kidding."

Justin Bieber Ballin!

Justin Bieber was number-six on the court, but number-one in the hearts of screaming fans.

Bieber set up teammates in the half court offense all night, dishing to Zachary Levi, Jalen Rose, Trey Songz and Rob Kardashian, whose brother-in-law, (Lamar Odom) said after the game that Rob "didn't embarrass the family."

Of course, multiple-time NBA champion Rick Fox knows the true reason Bieber was name MVP. Marveled the former professional: "He has the softest hair."

Billy Ray Cyrus may have come out and directly blamed his daughter's involvement in show business for recent troubles, but Rosie O'Donnell doesn't think he meant it.

Asked about the country singer's rant to GQ this month, in which he said Hannah Montana "destroyed my family," Rosie told Access Hollywood that Cyrus was just being a concerned parent.

“I think he’s doing what a lot of us are doing that have teenagers, including me, [saying], ‘What the hell is going on here? I thought I was in control of this place and now the kids are acting out. The animals are ruining the zoo!’”

Does O'Donnell think Hollywood is responsible for Miley's behavior? No. It's just a teenager acting like a teenager.

“A 16 or 18-year-old girl is going to separate from the parents no matter what. They’re going to smoke some salvia... they’re going to drink some beer. This is what happens when kids are 18 and they’re trying to separate."

Lindsay Lohan slept with Samantha Ronson the other night.

She hasn't commented on the nature of that sleepover, but she is firing back at reports that she fell off the wagon when she met Sam out on Thursday night.

“The reports i was at teddys are inaccurate. I was just at roosevelt to meet Samantha and say happy birthday to a friend,” she said of the late rendezvous.

Her hard-partying days are over, Lindsay swears.

And furthermore, Lohan Tweeted, “i take my sobriety seriously. please dont believe this accusations. i know the rules and i wouldnt risk probation. xoxo L”

Totally. People are just out to get her, remember. She would NEVER be stupid enough to risk violating probation, and knows enough to stay out of trouble.

Well, except for the ankle monitor violation that got her probation revoked last time, that fight in rehab, or the whole felony grand theft issue. Details.

Oh wait, we forgot, she would never steal. Sorry for ever doubting you, LL, and we hope they allow conjugal visits in at Lynwood Correctional Facility.

Time heals all wounds, and gives us perspective.

When it comes to reevaluating her time spent on Jersey Shore, Jenni "JWoww" Farley's says her biggest regret is throwing down with Sammi Giancola.

"I actually regret the fights that I did get in with Sam because I was in much the same position she was a few years ago," Farley said on Sirus radio Friday.

Referring to Sammi's relationship with Ronnie Magro, which reached its tipping point on the episode before last, JWoww is now more sympathetic.

"I had a boyfriend lie and cheat, and I did not believe my girlfriends when they told me," said JWoww, who also had her issues with Tom Lippolis.

Given that her most recent ex is trying to hawk JWoww nude pictures, she has her own problems. Fortunately, she won't take them out on Sam.

So basically, no more epic melees in the house like this ...

Jersey Shore Fight in Slow Motion

Get in line, Reese Witherspoon.

The Oscar-winning actress talked to Entertainment Tonight this week and had a few positive words to say about Robert Pattinson, her co-star in this April's Water for Elephants.

"He's so amazing and wonderful and sweet and just the nicest guy too, so you can just add that to the soup... he's just so good looking and he's a really nice person."

We can think of a few (million) females out there who wouldn't mind drinking from that soup.

What was it like to work with R. Patt on set? "All we do is just laugh and joke around," Reese says.

Water for Elephants opens on April 22.

Forget $20 billion in inheritance. Now we know why Kate Middleton is marrying Prince William: she wanted a beer named after her!

Titled "Kiss Me Kate," the beverage will arrive courtesy of Castle Rock Brewery and be on sale for the month leading up to the royal wedding on April 29.

According to Castle Rock’s head brewer, Adrian Redgrove, imbibers can expect a British beer full of British hops and barley. He says:

“Kiss Me Kate will be elegant, tasteful and British to the core. It’ll be brewed to 5%, pale in colour and, we’re sure it’ll be the ideal way to toast the couple’s future happiness. We’ll certainly be enjoying it in our celebrations here at the brewery.”

In less important wedding news, it's also been confirmed that 1,800 invitations for the big day were sent out this week.

... of milkshakes, that is. Welcome to THG's Caption Contest!

He's got a ways to go to match the fame of our previous contest subjects Lady Gaga and Willow Smith, but Ted Williams has earned his Z-list status.

How far the Homeless Man with the Golden Voice has come. One day, panhandling in Ohio. The next, doling out treats at Millions of Milkshakes.

What's he thinking or saying here? Just think up your best caption(s), leave them as comment below and win! We'll announce a winner Monday!

It's a sad day for David Archuleta.

The former American Idol runner-up, who captured the hearts of millions during his run to the finals against David Cook, has been dropped by Jive Records. Said a spokesperson for that company: "David was released from our roster."

Despite his cute face and positive attitude, music is a business - and Archuleta's 2010 release, "The Other Side of Down," sold just over 63,000 copies. This was a massive drop from the nearly one million CDs David sold of his self-titled debut.

Now, more than ever, Archie will need the support of his fans. We encourage the musician to keep his head up and ask others to do the same.