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Just days after the release of her "Hold It Against Me" video, a teaser for what will be the second single from Britney Spears' new album is out.

Get ready for 10 seconds that will turn your whole world "Inside Out."

In words not used since Spears' last single, manager Larry Rudolph praised the track, saying, "I don't think I've been this excited about releasing a Britney single in many, many years. It's that good. Her fans will be very happy with it."

Here's your first listen ...

Britney Spears - Inside Out Teaser

What do you think? Tell us below. Also, follow the jump for the full "Hold It Against Me" video if you haven't seen it yet (or if you have, watch it again) ...

Last fall, we reported that Michael Jackson's children may be asked to testify on behalf of Dr. Conrad Murray, as the embattled physician's lawyers seek to establish that the late, great King of Pop had longstanding drug addictions.

While that says little about Murray's actual care, Jackson's kids apparently thought highly of him in that regard too, because their famous father did.

The children refused to believe that their dad died of a heart attack in June 2009, since MJ raved that Dr. Conrad Murray was the best doctor on Earth.

For what it's worth, Michael and the kids loved Murray.

Jackson's former nanny, Grace Rwaramba, has described his addictions in detail, and spoke with LAPD investigators about how Dr. Murray became a "regular" around the house when the singer lived in Vegas, visiting at least twice a week.

Grace said Michael would constantly praise Murray in front of the kids, and that's why after he died, the kids would say, "There's no way daddy could have died of a heart attack because Dr. Murray is the best doctor in the whole world."

How does a couple fend engagement rumors one week and announce their split the next? Such is the question fans have about Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer.

But TMZ now claims to have the answer: a source tells that website the Glee actress was steamed over a racy Tyler Shields photo shoot involving Pettyfer, Lydia Hearst and Leven Rambin. The only problem with this break-up basis?

While the pictures were released a couple weeks ago, Pettyfer posed for them months before he even started dating Agron. Still, they are pretty darn hot.

Might he have kept news of their existence from Agron, fueling her anger once they actually hit the Internet? We have no idea. But one thing is certain: Hearst and Rambin are awesome!

In Friday's THG Caption Contest, we asked you to come up with the best one for this photo of Ted Williams making it big ... or at least making milkshakes.

Our winner is BONER. Congrats, Bone. The winning caption appears below.

Thanks to all for playing best of luck in the next THG Caption Contest!

Wow!!! The last time my hands were this cold and I made this much money, I was holding a sign that said: Bet you can't hit me with a quarter!!!

We learned a few days ago that the Kardashian family grossed $65 million in 2010, and guess what? We're alllllllllllll to blame. You, me, the little girl clutching her copy of Kardashian Konfidential. They're an intriguing family, that bunch.

What started out as another reality show in 2007 has snowballed into an enormous empire made up of slutty clothes and sexually-charged commercials.

Somewhere in a holding cell, Paris Hilton is seething.

Sunday on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Kim ushered in year 30 with a heavy heart. The-one-with-the-derriere says she imagined herself married with kids by this milestone. Instead she's a bona fide sex symbol/entrepeneur rolling in cash.

This is not a deviation I would spend my birthday moments crying over.

I'd be too busy simultaneously patting myself on the back while throwing dollar bills from my hotel room screaming, "I don't have to battle the baby weight and I haven't married the wrong man! AND I just bought myself another Birkin!"  

Birthdays are difficult for a lot of us. Yet Kim's birthday is treated as a national holiday in the land of Kardashian (population: pretty much everyone). Kim walks into her suite at the Smythe to find the dining room table covered in gifts and flowers.

The viewers were hoping for a little more gratitude, but were prepared for a puss. Kim searched the table for flowers from a cute guy, but all she found was expensive crap from every sort of platonic relation possible. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Life is pretty good for Ashley Greene.

The Twilight Saga actress is gearing up for life in the spotlight again, as Breaking Dawn comes out in November and she's also co-starring with Miley Cyrus in LOL.

Meanwhile, she's found a steady, handsome, supportive boyfriend in Joe Jonas. He was by her side at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas this weekend when Ashley celebrated her 24th birthday. Today is the official anniversary of her entering the world, however, so we encourage readers to send in their best wishes, as we honor the beauty with a photo montage:

Michael Lohan recently reached out to Billy Ray Cyrus.

His ex-fiancee, Kate Major, says he's been doing the same - and just filed a criminal complaint because he's calling, harassing and threatening her constantly.

A few weeks ago, the on-off couple split (again), Kate tried to pack up her stuff from their NYC apartment, MiLo got in the way and things blew the f*%k up.

Kate then fled to her family's Florida home, where Michael called so much, Kate asked Verizon to permanently block his number, which didn't sit well with him.

Michael allegedly threatened to do "something bad" to her at that point.

She filed a criminal complaint with police in Florida and plans to seek a restraining order on Monday. Mike, of course, says her accusations are false as always.

MiLo, accused of assault on Kate last summer, only to have her drop the charge, says "She has done this many times, and the allegations always prove false."

Much like his claims of representing Lindsay to the Late Show.

One is an icon who has recruited another icon to assist in his latest effort.

The other has made out with Justin Bieber.

And the third rocked out at the Grammys in a Muppet suit, while cursing off an ex and teaming up with Gwyneth Paltrow.

Indeed, Kanye West, Jasmine Villegas and Cee Lo Green have all released new music videos. Sit back, watch them all below and sound off: Which do you like best?

Kanye West - All of the Lights (featuring Rihanna and Kid Cudi)

Paris Hilton has been in a sex tape and many serious relationships, but might Cy Waits finally be the one? According to reports, she's absolutely sure of it.

She said the same thing about Doug Reinhardt, but no matter.

Paris recently told Ryan Seacrest that she's sure Cy will pop the question. Based on a recent shopping adventure, that could be sooner than later, too.

WHY WAITS: Will Cy put a ring on it? [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

On Paris' 30th birthday, she accompanied Waits to luxury jewelry store Jacob & Co. in New York City, where the duo checked out some serious bling.

"They shopped for engagement rings," the source says.

"They were really cute together. Paris was making comments to Cy about the rings she liked and joking that her ring has to be at least 24 carats."

There was no engagement ring on this trip, but Hilton did not leave empty-handed. Girlfriend left with a $25,000 white gold and black diamond ring.

Not bad for a birthday. Paris told E! News that the two are "really serious" and that "I'm so happy. I've never been happier." Pop it, Cy. Pop it.

On the 911 call made the night Frankie Muniz and his girlfriend got into a huge fight, he didn't want to make a big deal of it because, you know, he's famous.

Of course, the fact that he's a celebrity and calling 911 all but assures it will become a huge deal, justifiably or not. Hence the newly-released 911 call below.

In the midst of his insane fight with Elycia Turnbow, Muniz can be heard telling the dispatcher, "I don't want to make a big deal because I am a celebrity."

Frankie Muniz 911 Call

She claims that Frankie punched her and held a gun to his own head, while he said his girlfriend was "trashing the house" and "she's hitting me in the face."

When the dispatcher asks for his name, he tells the woman, "I don't want to make a big deal because I am a celebrity. I don't want it to be a big deal."

After she accuses him of hitting her, Frankie yells that she struck him. He did give his name, no arrests were made and it's all good between them now.