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Nose job. Breast implants. Liposuction on her tummy, hips and thighs.

Ella Nolan, the all-American mom from The Bachelor and Bachelor Pad, had it all after the show concluded, and couldn't be happier with her new body.

"TV magnifies all your flaws, and seeing my profile really bothered me," Nolan tells Life & Style. Take a look at these before and after pics of Ella Nolan:

"I've always wanted my breasts done. Before I got pregnant with my son, Ethan, about 10 years ago, my boobs were fabulous," Ella laments.

"They haven't been the same since."

Personally, we're a little disappointed, given that Ella stood out on the Pad as one of the few who seemed secure with her natural appearance.

Don't get us wrong, we're still rooting for her to beat Vienna Girardi on the season finale. She just didn't need to replicate Vienna's nose job.

We cannot wait to sample Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls.

The ice cream company has come out with a flavor that immortalizes one of the funniest skits in Saturday Night Live history, one you can view HERE.

The flavor features Fair Trade vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum. It is loaded with fudge-covered rum balls and milk chocolate malt balls and it makes Alec Baldwin a very happy man. Says the hilarious actor/star of the skit:

“For a long time, I thought that ‘Here Lies Pete Schweddy’ would end up on my tombstone. Now, thanks to Ben & Jerry’s, the goodness of the Schweddy family recipe won’t go with me to the great beyond.”

Baldwin will return to host the September 24 season premiere of Saturday Night Live.

Hey, at least a drama on NBC is receiving attention.

Multiple women's groups are taking issue with that network's The Playboy Club, a new series that premieres on September 19 and focuses on the exclusive, 1960s-based establishment in the title.

The Playboy Club Promo

The San Francisco Commission on the Status of Women, for example, urges NBC and its affiliates to "replace the program with a series that depicts women's substantive achievements," as President Kay Gulbengay says it's an "insult to the legacy" of civil rights leaders to air The Playboy Club (while admitting she hasn't watched it).

Gloria Steinham has also pushed for a boycott of the program, while the NBC affiliate in Salt Lake City refuses to air it.

What do you think? Is The Playboy Club an affront to women?

Cher says her son is courageous. Kristin Cavallari says he's confident.

Chaz Bono will need every ounce of both on Dancing With the Stars.

The controversial transgendered contestant has generated tons of buzz in the weeks leading up to the September 19 premiere, but can he actually dance? Insiders say that, at least thus far, Chaz suffers from a lack of rhythm.

Even Cher said she was surprised Chaz is doing DWTS - not because of his gender change, but because he has NO moves. Can he learn fast enough?

Either way, it's always been more about making a statement than the dancing itself, and fan support can carry a contestant at least a few weeks.

On the flip side, DWTS set sources say Chaz is VERY well-liked among the professional dancers and contestants - "a very cool dude," one says.

Indeed, he's handled the scrutiny surrounding his casting well so far. When he bows out - even if it's one week - expect his head to be held high.

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With her terrible show axed, Paris Hilton has time on her hands. If nothing else, you have to give the girl credit for always trying to expand her empire.

To that end, she is training to become a DJ, according to TMZ.

Seriously. The ho-tel heiress has been traveling the world to shadow some famous DJs to get some guidance for her upcoming house music album.

Hilton is recording right now with David Guetta, and has become tight with Afrojack and Deadmau5, among other big names in the dance music genre.

Paris fancies herself the "Queen of house music" in training, in part because she loves it, and because "no woman has ever taken over in that arena."

She thinks she can be that girl. Do you?

Try not to laugh, we're seriously asking.

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Kristen Stewart will star in next year's Snow White and the Huntsman as an iconic fictional character from years past.

Now, a new rumor says boyfriend Robert Pattinson may do the same.

Heavy, and HOT, is the head that wears the crown.

Rob is reportedly in negotiations to star in Pendragon as King Arthur, a role that has been played numerous times over the years by such stars as Sean Connery and Clive Owen. This reimagining of the Camelot story will be directed by Sylvain White and produced by Michael Connolly.

There must be some mistake, however: in the tale, Arthur's wife cheats on him with Sir Lancelot and, come on, get serious filmmakers. Who would ever cheat on Robert Pattinson?!?

"I'm freaking out. Big time." - Kate Gosselin

In the newest People magazine, America's most notorious reality mom is whining about the demise of Kate Plus 8 and worrying about the future of her family. We feel bad for the kids, yet are somehow unsympathetic toward her.

The pizza tirade didn't exactly help our image of Kate.

After Kate Plus 8 got canceled, Kate was the first to admit that the transition from reality star to regular mom wasn't going to be an easy one.

Her kids, twins Cara and Mady, and sextuplets Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah and Joel "weren't ready," to leave the show, she claims.

"Nobody was. I've never quit a job in my life without having something else lined up," says the grating banshee. "I don't know what's next."

This rumor runs counter to all the recent Kate Middleton weight loss gossip, but it's actually been reported that she and Prince William are expecting twins!

Not the case.

Tabloids recently claimed the 29-year-old Duchess is pregnant twice over, a palace rep tells Us Weekly that she is not currently expecting any children.

"Suffice to say that were it true, it would be us that announces it, not a gossip magazine," the couple's rep tells the entertainment news rag. Likely true.

That doesn't mean that the day won't come, however.

"I think we'll take it one step at a time," William  said in November. "We'll sort of get over the marriage thing first. But obviously, we want a family."

Suffice to say, those will be some good-looking kids!

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John Galliano was found guilty of hate crimes in a Paris court yesterday.

The fashion designer, who claimed a drug problem was the basis for his Anti-Semitic rant in February, received a light sentence on Thursday, as a judge issued a suspended fine of 6,000 euros ($8,500), as well as a symbolic one euro fine to one of the plaintiffs in the case.

Galliano will not serve any jail time.

Said the attorney for the former House of Dior employee:

"It's a fair decision and a wise decision by the tribunal. Mr Galliano is relieved after several months. He wishes to apologize and he acknowledges that he caused harm. I think he's relieved that all this is now behind him."

Amanda Knox was convicted in the brutal murder of her roommate in Italy two years ago, but a judge appears likely to free the American very soon.

Problems with the DNA evidence, presented in Knox's appeal, may get her out of prison for the 2007 slaying of Meredith Kercher, then 21 years old.

Forensic experts are questioning the validity of tests of blood on a 12-inch knife Knox allegedly used to kill Kercher in a "sadistic sex game gone awry."

In an appeals trial, Perugia, Italy, Judge Claudio Pratillo rejected a prosecution request to introduce a new witness and new records on the original tests.

The decision was a blow to prosecutors and a victory for the defense of Knox, 24, and her former boyfriend, Raffaele Sollecito, 27, who was also convicted.

"There is an ill wind blowing in this case," Prosecutor Manuela Comodi said.

"The judge and his assistant are clearly against us. I can see both Knox and Sollecito being freed, which will be a shame as they are both involved."