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Some things at last night's Teen Choice Awards were startling. Yes, the performance of Kevin Federline was that shockingly awful - and we were prepard for the Apocalypse.

Other aspects of the program, however, were entertaining and ran smoothly. Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson didn't murder one another, for example. Also, those precocious teens got at least one vote correct:

Alba Fashion

Jessica Alba as Choice Hottie. Right you were, kids. Right you were ...

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Overrated? Paris Hilton? That's crazy. Just ask Paris Hilton herself.

When asked about her debut album and about people hearing it for the first time, Hilton was honest as always.

Paris, Again

"People go crazy," she said in an interview in the September issue of Blender, on newsstands Tuesday. "They love it. Everyone's like, `Who is this?' I don't tell. Because I don't want someone putting their phone up and recording it and making a ring tone off of it.

"I think when people don't know it's me, they won't judge it. But if they know it's me, then they'll be like, `Ugh.' They won't even dance."

Not because the CD, "Paris," sucks. Of course not. Just because, well, they don't feel like dancing. The album is set for release Tuesday and Hilton's breathy, reggae-infused single, "Stars Are Blind," has climbed to the top of Billboard's dance music chart.

"I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good," Paris said.

Listeners, according to one critic, may have a similar, tear-laden reaction. Meanwhile, Hilton posed for Blender's cover and inside pages wearing lingerie; in one photo, she wears a pink bra, black fishnet stockings and gold platform heels.

"I'm always playing a character," she tells the magazine. "I don't act like myself in public, because I don't really want to show everyone the real me. Because I have no privacy whatsoever, the only thing I have is who I really am."

Gosh. That really makes you think. About how we could sick Osama bin Laden on Hilton.

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Katie Couric, what are you thinking?!? You had a seat every morning next to Matt Lauer and you turned that down just to report on depressing news every night?

Perhaps Katie never accompanied Lauer and his family to
Southhampton, New York, where this picture was taken. Looks to us like Matt would give Nick Lachey a run for his well-sculpted money:

Matt Lauer Gym Shorts

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We doubt Tori Spelling speaks very much with her former Beverly Hills, 90210 mate, Shannen Doherty. But the pair could probably swap stories now about other people sucking.

For Tori, that would include her mom. For Shannen, Nicki Gostin of Newsweek would be on her list. The reporter angered Doherty during a recent interview. In Shannen's defense, though, the supposed witch remained calm, avoiding any Mel Gibson-like outbursts.

Shannen Doherty Speaks

Here's the excerpt:

Hi, Shannen, how are you?
Shannen Doherty: I'm good, thank you. I'm unpacking from New York. I can't stand unpacking.

Can't you get your maid to do it?
SD: No! I'm a normal person. My housekeeper has better things to do.

Tell me about your new show.
SD: [In Breaking up with Shannen Doherty] I help relationships come to an end or sometimes help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or if you want to quit your job.

Haven't you had some bad breakups? You tried to run over a boyfriend a long time ago, right?
SD: No, and if that's the way you're going with this then I'd rather not even do the interview.

I just think it's funny.
SD: I am not going to have things rehashed from 15 years ago. I'm not going to combat lies. I can already tell what's going to be in your article.

Butâ€"
SD: Let me hang up and call my publicist and then we'll reconvene, because I'm not going down this path.

Wow. Calm, mature, level-headed. Maybe Lauren Conrad could learn a thing or two about how to deal with break-ups from a former spoiled actress.

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It's like deja vu all over again. Maybe. Following the love lives of Brody Jenner and Kristin Cavallari has been a difficult task of late, but someone's gotta do it. You can thank us later. Apparently, TMZ reports, their recent split wasn't too traumatic... if they've even split at all. The two were spotted last night heading into a club, Hyde, together.

After the lovely Kristin made a mad dash through photographers and fans outside, Jenner walked up and was bombarded with questions about their relationship. His response?

Brody Jenner And Kristin Cavallari Photo

"No, we're just friends."

Kristin and Brody announced their split two weeks ago and both have since been spotted partying solo all over L.A. Jenner has been seen kicking it with Nicole Richie and hopping into a car with Paris Hilton, seemingly loving the single life. God knows how he could, hanging out with those two skanks, but to each his own. Meanwhile, Cavallari, who told TMZ that her life since the split was "fantastic," is apparently feeling similarly.

We'll keep you posted on this story as it develops. In the meantime, here is a picture of Kristin from when she guest starred on Veronica Mars.

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The last thing we learned from an interview with Ashton Kutcher? He and wife, Demi Moore, never fight. They're known as the anti-Heather Mills and Paul McCartney to, well, this website.

In the latest issue of Details, Kutcher isn't done talking about the love of his life. He knew his single days were over when single gals started ringing his doorbell late at night looking for a good time, and Moore began answering the door and screaming, "There's no fâ€"king party here!"

Ashton Photograph

Well, ok then. Here are other tidbits from the interivew

On the night he met Demi:
"Honestly, I was, like, jocking some other girl that night. My focus was on hooking up with somebody else … I liked GI Jane, but I didn't think she was hot as GI Jane. She was never my cup of tea."

On his single days:
"It's like this. You're in the club. You've got a bottle of vodka. You're standing up on the couches. You've got your right-hand man [Diddy] standing there. You've got Danny [Masterson] and Wilmer [Valderrama] and all of our guys hanging out, and the fâ€"king girls are fighting to see who's going to be behind the table here ... Like, fâ€"king fighting!

Like gouging other b-tches out of the way! And then you go, ‘All right, we're going back to blah blah blah,' and then you're moving as a mass through the club, and you pick up about 15 or 20 more along the way. Now you've gotten into a car with, like, four select girls and you're at the new space, and you just start certain things up. It was so ego-fulfilling. It was retarded."

On one secret to a happy marriage:
"When your wife calls, you have to take it, no matter what you're doing."

(Gossip note: Got that, Kevin Federline? We know you're afraid of answering the phone because you're afraid it's your 15 minutes calling and ending things, but Britney needs your clothing advice!)

On when he knew Demi was The One:
"So when we went to dinner I organized it so she was sitting across from me. And then she said something at the dinner table that was, like, so fâ€"king profound that at that point, I didn't have a choice."

On his lack of confidence in his career:
"I'll read how sh-tty they think I am. I don't necessarily think all the critics are wrong ... I don't think I'm that good. And they don't think I'm that good. So I'm not pulling that feeling out of my ass. They're just backing up that feeling that I already have about myself."

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Hey, we call it like we see it. In this business, like any other, some days are just better than others. Sometimes, when the news is slow, you have to write about celebs like Brooke Hogan. Other times, you happen to come across pictures of Kristin Cavallari in a lingerie store. The salary leaves something to be desired, but the perks of this job are something else.

Below, the former Laguna Beach star tosses a frisbee at a lucky, lucky photographer who happened to see her inside a Victoria's Secret store.

Bev. Hills Shopper

We aren't sure whether the person caught the frisbee, or if Kristin's venture to Victoria's Secret has anything to do with her ex, Brody Jenner, being spotted with Nicole Richie. Nor do we care. We just hope that more Kristin pictures surface in the near future.

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Where do you go when your husband cheats on you with his teenage assistant? Sag Harbor, New York. Then you go to the Happiest Place on Earth!!

Christie Brinkley And Kids

Christie Brinkley, 52, and children Jack, 11, and Sailor, 8, recently took a family vacation to Disney World's Magic Kingdom in Orlando on Friday. In the absence of estranged husband Peter Cook (whose despicable affair with Diana Bianchi, 19, left the family in shambles this summer), Mickey Mouse joined the lovely Brinkley and her cute kids in a group hug.

Seems like a nice fellow, this Mickey. Charming, well dressed, likes kids. Wonder if he tried to get her number! In other news, Alexa Ray Joel, 20, Christie's daughter with ex-husband Billy Joel, just released her debut album.

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We'd rather not talk about the fact that Elizabeth Hurley is engaged. That makes us sad.

Elizabeth Hurley Pink Dress Photo

But let's delve into the fact that this British babe has decided to develop her own range of organic foods, made from items grown on her country estate. That makes us ravenous!

"It's the best thing I've ever done … It's the only place I want to be," Hurley said.

Sorry, Hugh Grant, we know you thought you were the best thing Hurley had ever done.

"When we get our organic status we're going to farm properly and we're going to have a herd of cows and proper sheep and proper chickens, and we're going to have small amounts of Gloucestershire Old Spot pigs," Elizabeth continued. "I've joined the breeders' club already and I'm quite excited about it."

Way to go, The Gossip says. We're sick of celebrities and their supposed fashion sense (cough ... cough ... Britney Spears ... cough ... cough).

Give us a food line over a clothing line any time.

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The amazing Britney Spears went on a shopping spree this weekend, spending more than five thousand dollars' worth of United States currency in under 30 minutes. The 24-year-old pregnant pop princess reportedly was downright dotty over a polka dot headband and a spotty frock as she browsed Los Angeles store Intuition.

NOTE: We have no idea what any of that means.

Britney Spears Looking Pregnant

Britney also splashed out on a big straw hat (she's country, don'cha know) and snared up a stripy cardigan and a handbag. The star, who is due to crank out her second child with white trash deadbeat disgrace to the-species waste of oxygen husband Kevin Federline next month, told onlookers she is looking forward to birthing her kid and losing her baby weight.

"She said she can't wait to get to fit back into the clothes. She loved the head band. It reminded her of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman," an onlooker said.

Rumours of a split with K-Fed continue to surround the star, who ventured out without him. However, his absence may have simply been due to the rapping aspirant's recent shopping ban after he spent thousands of dollars of her money on bling and other items in Las Vegas. We don't really blame him for that, though -- when Ron Jeremy does your mom, you gotta make yourself feel better somehow.

"She seemed in good spirits but there was no ring on her finger. She was also having a good look at all the baby clothes, espiacilly all the cute little T-shirts," the onlooker said.

As professional onlookers, we can't help but be disappointed in this source. That's the best you can do? Give us more! WEAK.

Britney shopped while her 11-month-old son Sean Preston slept in the car, watched by her security guard. Suffice it to say, he was poorly dressed.

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