Q: What gets more of a work out than Kellan Lutz's abs?A: Our DVR on Thursday nights!

Every network brings its A-game to the small screen on Thursdays, which might explain why there are more typos on THG than usual today. Our fingers are tired from so much remote control work!

Posted in: TV Recaps

In her latest Maxim spread, Aubrey O'Day clearly expects readers to drop their jaw in amazement over how sexy and alluring she is.

She should be excited to know, therefore, that our mouth is indeed open... but it's because we're yawning, not fawning.

Posted in: Aubrey O'Day

As media and fame whores go, there's Speidi and there's everyone else.

The gruesome twosome from The Hills is so shameless about their ambition to be famous that their ambition to be famous is their M.O. There is no cover story, or ostensible reason for being. They exist so we will cover them.

Posted in: Heidi Montag

Last night, a one-hour documentary called Octomom: Me and My 14 Kids premiered on British TV. It will air (as My Life As the Octomom) at a later date in the U.S.

In this low point for reality TV, the freak says "sometimes I think God is testing me," defending herself against her critics, adding: "I'm a competent, good mother."

Posted in: Nadya Suleman

There was no goalie of any kind involved when Levi Johnston knocked up Bristol Palin. But he does wield a hockey stick in his much-anticipated Playgirl photo spread.

"The shoot was fantastic!" Johnston's manager, Tank Jones, said of Johnston's New York photo session, adding that the nude model wasn't nervous in the slightest.

Posted in: Levi Johnston

Brandi Glanville, Eddie Cibrian's soon-to-be ex-wife, was pretty pissed off earlier this year when he began screwing LeAnn Rimes ... over and over and over again.

Now she claims the actor is screwing her, but only financially. Rough.

Posted in: Eddie Cibrian