Thomas Beatie - falsely referred to as the "pregnant man" when he's actually just the first legally transgender male to give birth - welcomed a daughter into the world three weeks ago.
Already, he told People, little Susan Juliette is "easygoing and mellow and intelligent."
On the night of June 29, Beatie squeezed out (through his vagina because, as noted above, he isn't a man!) a nine-pound, five-ounce girl.
"She's so precious, I just can't stop staring at her," Thomas said in his first interview since he and wife Nancy returned with their baby from Bend, Oregon's St. Charles Medical Center. "Just holding her is the best feeling in the world."
Compare celebrity babies now: Who is cuter, Susan Juliette or Levi Alves McConaughey?
To paraphrase Matthew McConaughey's character, Wooderson, and steal one of his most famous Dazed and Confused quotes:
Levi Alves McConaughey is bound to be more than alright, alright, alright!
Celebrity gossip tabloid OK! has published the first ever photo of McConaughey's son with long-time girlfriend Camila Alves. Unsurprisingly, based on the looks of his parents, Levi is a cutie patootie.
Also unsurprisingly, McConaughey described the birth as only he can:
"Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with [Camila], right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music."
As for Levi's appearance and future? Both seem to be bright.
"I've pulled out some baby pictures of myself, and the resemblance is amazing," the actor said. "This kid has a lot to learn from us. I want him to come out being a little wiser, a little cooler and a little happier than we are."
Celebrity scandals are so funny and frequent these days that we can't resist a face-off of sorts featuring some of our favorite celebrity mug shots.
One of these celebrities was recently nabbed for drug possession and feeling up some girl (underage no less) in a Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot.
The other was arrested for ... gosh, we can't even remember. This is like his third mug shot this month and seventh career (that we know of).
But enough background information. Let's get to the mug shots ...
Which celebrity mug shot do you like best: Andy Dick or DMX?
At halftime of the 2004 Super Bowl, Janet Jackson had her nipple exposed by Justin Timberlake. The indecent exposure cost CBS a hefty fine, until that amount was overturned on appeal this week.
Below, these two singers recreate the infamous wardrobe malfunction.
OR DO THEY?
Is this actually a shot of the nipple in question and the artist that has brought sexy back, or merely fake figures of Jackson and Timberlake?
You decide in this edition of Real or Wax...
Follow the article's jump right now to learn the answer...
Might the world soon get to see what Lucas Till sees on a nightly basis?
According to MSNBC, the Miley Cyrus star is being considered for the movie Undiscovered Gyrl.
The flick would be a big screen version of Allison Burnett's new novel. It’s still early for casting, and a deal for the film isn't even official yet. But peering ahead, said an insider, might involve peering at Miley in the buff.
Miley would portray "a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity," the souce said, adding: "There would definitely be nude scenes."
The world might be seeing a lot more Miley Cyrus in the future.
People with too much time on their hands and bad taste in music are downloading Ali Lohan's singer "All The Way Around" on iTunes. The song has maintained a consistent spot on the iTunes Top 100 since its debut July 14.
According to Ali, two of the tune's biggest fans are sister Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.
"Lindsay loves it," Ali told People Magazine. "It was nervewracking to hear from her because she's so hugely successful, so I was like 'No, don't listen to it!' I ran out of the room when she listened to it. She's really proud of me."
Play that funky music, Ali Lohan.
As Ali's career takes off, the young, terrible singer hasn't ruled out going on tour.
In fact, if her E! reality show Living Lohan, also starring her Satanic manager/mother Dina Lohan, continues for a second season, it will likely focus on Lohan going on tour.
"If anything, it'll be me on the tour bus. I’m not sure yet," Ali said.
Troubled singer Amy Winehouse, whose myriad problems with drug and alcohol addiction have been widely documented, hopes to help her fellow addicts by holding the five-foot bong steady while they take hits counseling them.
A friend of Amy - who was recently diagnosed with the lung condition emphysema - said: "Amy feels so much better in herself and has decided she wants to make a difference and give back to people who are battling with addictions.
"Despite what's being said, she's doing really well. She's looking for a new house to start afresh and desperately wants to get her life back on track."
Mmm hmm. According to the friend, the Grammy-winning singer has already started putting her plan into action - with her family's help.
"She's spoken to rehab centers and addiction clinics about volunteer work and has offered to do some talks to the in-patients about her experiences and how she overcame what have been some of the hardest, darkest days of her life. Her family have been a rock for her and she feels like she owes others something."
Earlier this week, Amy's husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, was given a sentence of 27 months for assault and perverting the course of justice.
Not sure if she plans on wearing this to Iraq, but The Hills' Heidi Montag flaunted her curves in a Hervé Léger dress at the MTV Movie Awards.
Meanwhile, former MTV host and current Nick Lachey gal Vanessa Minnillo headed out on a date with her man in the same maroon minidress.
The question is simple ...
Who looks hotter, Heidi Montag or Vanessa Minnillo?
Looks like Lauren Conrad may have even more BFF drama in the upcoming fourth season of The Hills, which premieres August 18.
Frenemy du jour: Stephanie Pratt.
In a new trailer, Lauren Conrad confronts Stephanie about going on a date with her handsome new baseball player beau, Doug Reinhardt.
Meanwhile, Lo Bosworth and Audrina Patridge confront their own drama, and Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are — wait for it — fighting.
This time, a stubborn Spencer Pratt says he's moving out of their apartment if Heidi's sister, Holly Montag, becomes their third roommate.
Here's a clip of some of the action to come. Follow this link to MTV for the official, expanded trailer of Season 4 (which we'll post ASAP).