Many a man -- including some staff members here at the Gossip -- would give up their right arms (or at least protein shakes) for a chance to get with Keira Knightley or Scarlett Johansson. So it's not shocking to see that the lucky guys who have successfully wooed the talented, kissable starlets could, at times, feel a tad insecure.

Sources say Knightley might be bringing out the green-eyed side, if you will, of beau Rupert Friend. Scotland's Sunday Mail claims the actress exchanged unpleasant words with her Pride & Prejudice co-star and steady boyfriend after she joined her Atonement co-star, James McAvoy, for an after-work drink.

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Comedy Central has scheduled a July 19 airdate for its controversial South Park episode, "Trapped in the Closet" -- also known as the one in which Tom Cruise and his beloved Scientology are mercilessly lampooned.

The episode, which first aired in November 2005, and the title of which is based on the bizarre, 12-part, R&B opera by R. Kelly, was pulled from the South Park repeat rotation. Supposedly, this came about because a displeased Cruise threatened to not promote M:I-III for Paramount, which is owned by Viacom, the same parent company as Comedy Central. But now that the film has hit the big screen, the network is putting the episode back on the air.

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Britney Spears' worthless, white trash husband, Kevin Federline, is reportedly in talks with his wife's label, Jive Records.

The former dancer and ever-present drain on society announced plans last year to become a rapper, but has so far failed to land a record contract. Probably because he is a talentless, deadbeat hack. Yet Federline, 28, is hoping Jive will welcome his musical attempts with open arms -- or at least give him a pity deal.

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Look, when Elizabeth Hurley and her accent talk about ANYthing, The Gossip is all ears.

But when the topic is this beauty's breasts? Well, we can't even hear anything else. The actress recently revealed that, despite appearances to the contrary, she's not immune to the aging process.

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Here's a question to ponder: if a show stars a spec of an actress so tiny, it takes NASA telescopes to see her, does it actually exist? Viewers will have a chance to play "Find Nicole!" next year, as the horrific news of another The Simple Life season is spreading.

Apparently, ratings trump common decency and bad blood, as E! announced it will bring Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie back for a fifth season of this mean-spirited show.

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