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For a comedy video website co-founded by Will Ferrell, Funny or Die is surprisingly unfunny. We're talking colossally unfunny here - and we have pretty low standards!

With the exception of Hayden Panettiere's recent John McCain campaign commercial, you'd be hard pressed to find a single video where you wouldn't choose "die."

See below. Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones both graduated from Harvard, so they know something about solving the financial crisis, right? Maybe, but not humor.

WE CHOOSE 'DIE': Rashida Jones was responsible for some great quotes from The Office, but doesn't have a great future in comedy if this skit is any indication.

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Celebrity gossip sites have reported (without any citations, mind you) that Heroes (and former Guiding Light / One Life to Live) star Hayden Panettiere was spotted flirting and exchanging digits with Los Angeles Lakers star Lamar Odom.

The 19-year-old actress and the NBA player allegedly met after a Jay-Z concert this past Wednesday. Is Hayden Panettiere playing the field a little bit?

Hayden Panettiere in Hawaii

And should her beau, Milo Ventimiglia, be nervous?

Doubtful. There are many possible explanations. Maybe she just wants to talk about last year's finals. Or this gossip is completely made up. Who knows.

If he's really seeing Hayden Panettiere, that means Lamar Odom's reputation for being "soft" doesn't extend beyond the basketball court. If you know what we mean!

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No matter how much Lil Wayne tries to front, we cannot take him seriously. Come on. How hard core can you be when you have "lil" in your name?

Not very. But to his credit, the little one does live up to the stereotypical derelict rapper image by impregnating a woman he is not married to. Nice!

Salma Hayek, Boobs

The rapper announced during the BET Hip-Hop Awards that his first son will be born "in a couple days, any day now, so shout-out to him. Pray for me."

Lil Wayne (real name Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.) already has a daughter, Reginae Carter, with Antonia "Toya" Johnson, his high school sweetheart.

Whether "Toya" is the one carrying his second child is not confirmed.

Lil Wayne is about to officially procreate for the second time.

Wayne also reminded the crowd at the BET Awards to vote in November. No word on whether he personally will be voting, or even can, considering his record.

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Danielle Deleasa isn't exactly a celebrity.

Until now!

The girlfriend of Kevin Jonas, who grew up next door to Kevin in Wyckoff, has been quietly dating the pop singer for months. Yesterday, the couple shared a passionate kiss while walking across the shoreline at Point Mugu, California.

This must have been some serious tonsil hockey, as the couple captured the spit swapping on camera for themselves:

Sorry, ladies. Danielle Deleasa has her arms - and mouth - around Kevin Jonas.

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Saturday Night Live's Tina Fey appears as Alaska Governor and Republican V.P. candidate Sarah Palin at another faux press conference ... while the real Sarah Palin appears back stage, critiquing the skit with the show's producer, Lorne Michaels.

Things get awkward when Alec Baldwin - believing Palin to be his 30 Rock co-star Fey - tries to persuade Lorne not to have Tina portray "that woman" anymore. In the midst of it all, Mark Wahlberg shows up looking for Andy Samberg!

Check out the funny clip of Sarah Palin on SNL below ...

Follow the jump for a second clip of the real Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live, this time during the show's "Weekend Update" news segment ...

Continue Reading...

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David Duchovny is an admitted sex addict who has been separated from wife Tea Leoni for many months.

And Edit Pakay is giving us a pretty good reason why.

Pakay is a Hungarian tennis coach that has pretty much admitted to giving Duchovny lessons with his backhand... if you know what we mean!

"We have a very, very close friendship. I don't want to be the third person in the marriage, but I know it can be seen that way," Edit told Great Britain's The Daily Mail. "David and I are very close friends and we still play tennis together. He's an excellent player. He likes physically strong, fit women."

He seems to really, really, really like them, Paka continued.

"I don't want to say anything that might hurt David. I am not going to deny [an affair]. I don't know what our relationship means to him," she said."

Neither do we. But we know it means a great deal to celebrity gossip fans!

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For all the birthday love we give fan favorites like Zac Efron (last week) and Kim Kardashian (tomorrow), we like to pay tribute to lesser stars as well.

After all, the mere fact that Snoop Dogg has defied the odds and made it to 37 without being killed or locked away for life warrants a little shout out.

Click to enlarge any of these fine Snoop Dogg pics ...

  • Shante Broadus Mug Shot
  • Young Snoop Dogg Mug Shot

Which celebrity birthdays are next on the calendar? What star or stars share your special day o' birth? Confer with our birthday directory and find out.

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Reggie Bush damaged the meniscus in his left knee yesterday, an injury that will cause the New Orleans running back to undergo arthroscopic surgery and miss three to four weeks of action.

But don't worry, Saints fans, Kim Kardashian will make sure her man follows a rigorous rehab program. We hear she has the following exercises in mind...

  • Sex tape remaking (20 minutes, 3-4 times/week): Helps relieve pressure on hips, lower back, penis.
  • Reality TV watching (one hour, once/week): Viewing episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians will test Bush's gag reflex.
  • Letter writing (two hours, 5 times/week): Personal rebukes of every viewer that dared to vote Kardashian off Dancing with the Stars ought to help Bush keep wrists loose.
  • Kontemplation of K-names (kountless hours): With engagement rumors flying around himself and Kim, time spent thinking of names for future children is a mental exercise more difficult than memorizing any formation in the Saints playbook.

Tom Brady, Tony Romo and Reggie Bush are all injured. Might these athletes be faking it in order to spend time with their celebrity girlfriends? Discuss!

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If women love a man with a sense of humor, Heroes star Ali Larter has done well for herself with Hayes MacArthur.

The engaged couple celebrated their relationship with family and friends at L.A.'s Sunset Tower Hotel on Saturday night.

Ali Larter and Hayes MacArthur

In a toast to his "wife-to-be," MacArthur thought back how the couple met while wearing loin cloths on the set of the 2007 movie Homo Erectus.

"In that moment I knew how much you meant to me, how much you care about everything you do and everyone in your life," MacArthur said to Larter.

The couple has dated for five years and got engaged in December.

Hayes MacArthur needn't imagine Ali Larter nude. Dude has totally seen it already.

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