Sorry, Lil Wayne, but you've got a long way until you can be a true arresting rapper.

Confirmed his place atop the rap game's most wanted list, confirmed 50 Cent was taken into custody around 2 p.m. today in Manhattan. As the picture shows, a lot of people witnessed the handcuffing.

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This isn't funny, people. Lindsay Lohan became a victim of major theft grand theft victim at Heathrow Airport in London on Thursday.

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Ellen DeGeneres is more than just a gay comedian with a talk show now. She's the next host of the Academy Awards.

DeGeneres has previously hosted the Grammys twice and the Emmys twice, but the Oscars are typically a showcase for the best in their field.

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