Forget Tickle Me Elmo.

Where is Eat the Crazy, Self-Serving Prima Donna Elmo?!?

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Ron Wood, a.k.a. Ronnie Wood, a.k.a. the guitarist from the Rolling Stones not named Keith Richards, and whose accent is so thick it requires subtitles even though he allegedly speaks English, was arrested yesterday for assaulting his girlfriend.

Her name? Ekaterina Ivanova.

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Isn't it nice when the need for positive publicity overcomes the need to make headlines by trashing your daughter?

As recently as six months ago, Candy Spelling actually blamed the death of her husband on daughter Tori. She said that Tori's decision to no longer speak to Aaron Spelling "killed" him. Isn't that sweet?

Posted in: Tori Spelling

It's a little too late for a stocking stuffer, but the DVD of Michael Jackson's This Is It documentary will be available for purchase on January 26, 2010.

The DVD features MJ's final rehearsals in two documentaries, Staging the Return: Beyond the Show and Staging the Return: The Adventure Begins.

Posted in: Michael Jackson

Jesper Parnevik was perhaps best known on the PGA tour for wearing funny hats. He's now known for uttering the funniest quote on the Tiger Woods scandal.

The golfer who introduced Tiger to his wife, Elin Nordegren, who used to be Parnevik's family nanny, hopes she "uses a driver next time instead of a 3 iron."

Posted in: Elin Nordegren

It's apparent that Jon Gosselin is going to have a hard time cashing in on his quasi-fame as long as his former employer has anything to say about it.

TLC essentially torpedoed two different Super Bowl commercials that would have starred the erstwhile Jon & Kate Plus 8 star, according to his lawyer.

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To the surprise of pretty much no one, Beyonce leads a jam-packed field of music hit machines with 10 nominations heading into the 2010 Grammys next month.

Taylor Swift is hot on her heels with eight nods, while her nemesis Kanye West, Maxwell and the Black Eyed Peas are all sitting pretty after scoring six apiece.

Posted in: Grammy Awards

Rachel Uchitel, the first woman linked to Tiger Woods in what became an infamous series of alleged affairs, now says there's nothing alleged about it.

When first confronted about it last week, she denied an affair took place. But Uchitel now says she was lying then to protect him, and that it's true.

Posted in: Tiger Woods