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A day after calling out Jessica Simpson for showing up and distracting Tony Romo during the Dallas Cowboys' loss to Philadelphia, star receiver Terrell Owens is now saying he was kidding and didn't mean to cause trouble.

"I tried to get [Tony Romo] to call her so I can explain to her that she doesn't really know me and that I can be funny," Terrell Owens, a.k.a. T.O., told the Dallas Morning News. "Everything I say, the media will take it and run with it. It's not a big deal. I will try to rectify the situation between her and I."

We can only imagine the hilarity that would ensue if said phone conversation were to actually take place. Probably something along the lines of this ...

Terrell Owens: Jessica, it's TO. I want to rectify this situation.
Jessica Simpson: I don't rectify on the first phone call.
TO: What if I hung up and called back?
JS: [pauses] Well, that would make it our third phone call; let's do it.

[TO hangs up and calls again]

JS: Hello?
TO: So, can we rectify this?
JS: Who is this?
TO: Jessica, it's TO. We just spoke.
JS: A consonant and a vowel on the same line? Now I've heard everything!
TO: The media has taken what I said about you and printed it. I didn't realize they could do that, and I certainly had no idea you could read. So you see theNice Rack situation I'm in. I want to rectify this.
JS: I don't rectify on the first phone call.
TO: [mutters incoherently and hangs up]

[TO calls back, Crazy Joe Simpson answers this time]

Joe Simpson: Joe Simpson.
TO: Um, this is Terrell Owens. I, uh, I was...
Joe Simpson: Are you threatening one of my employees?
TO: Look man, I-
Joe Simpson: No YOU look, man. I run the show around here, y'understand? I have a lot invested in Jessica, and I sure as hell don't need your-
TO: I'm just trying to rectify...
Joe Simpson: You can rectify my foot up your ass, boy. And quit complainin' you don't get the ball enough. Tony is doin' his best out there. But... out of curiosity, are you single?
TO: Um... I'm often double-covered these days because I'm an exceptional talent. One for the ages, really. But I'm not dating anyone, if that's what you mean. But Tony and Jessica are going out, so...
Joe Simpson: So what?!? She can date you both. Twice the exposure, right? We can make a movie about it. Jessica Simpson Does Dallas Cowboys. I'll produce it.
TO: Isn't that a bit awkward, I mean...
Joe Simpson: And I have another daughter named Ashlee. Can she play running back for you guys?
TO: Julius Jones and Marion Barber do a fine job already. Can you just tell Jessica we're all good? No hard feelings?
Joe Simpson: Know who was hard a lot? That Nick Lachey guy. Because he got to see my hot daughter naked.
Jessica (in the background): Dad! I need help with this bra!
Joe: Coming, dear! [hangs up]

Despite Terrell Owens' best efforts to rectify the situation between Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson... pimp/father Joe Simpson just confused him thoroughly.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Hey, it worked for Tiffany Pollard.

Domenico Nesci - a fan favorite from A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila - may not have won over the heart of that show's star... but he has landed his own spin-off on MTV.

That's Amore will premiere on Sunday, March 2. According to the network, the Italian stud will try to find his "American sweetheart" from among 15 bachelorettes.

He probably shouldn't ask Brad Womack for advice.

Can any woman resist the advances of Domenico Nesci?

by Mischalova at . Comments

You can tell a lot about a person from his/her MySpace profile. For example, Tila Tequila has over one million friends and doesn't wear very much clothing.

As for Kim Kardashian, the socialite's MySpace account makes a few things clear:

Sexy Statue
  • She isn't shy about focusing attention on her boobs.
  • She likes cheesy, successful author Mitch Albom.
  • She's a moron.

The first fact above is based on the photo that greets visitors to Kim's page:

Kim Kardashian is on all fours, flaunting her giant boobs. Just the way Ray J likes her.

As for Kim's Mitch Albom affinity, that's apparent by her favorite book. Its actual title, of course, is Tuesdays with Morrie. It was a New York Times best-seller.

But Kardashian has chosen to throw an apostrophe into the first word of that book's title, despite the fact that it's simply the plural version of "Tuesday." It's an idiotic grammatical mistake. You don't see us waxing on about her giant breast's, do you?

by Mischalova at . Comments

We don't like Melissa Joan Hart.

She seemed cute on Sabrina the Teenage Witch, but not having landed a notable acting job since then, the quasi celebrity has grown bitter and desperate for attention.

First, she ripped beloved American Idol star Chris Daughtry.

Now, she's simply ripping off a pose first struck by Demi Moore and then made famous by Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

Check out Hart - naked and knocked up - copying the aforementioned, beautiful stars below...

Melissa Joan Hart Nude

Like Britney Spears nude while pregnant - and Christina Aguilera naked while expecting - Melissa Joan Hart is preggers and posing in the buff.

Whatever you do, Jamie Lynn Spears, do not follow this trend. You've already made enough mistakes with your body.

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At least 12 weeks pregnant, Jamie Lynn Spears isn't showing any visible signs of carrying the love child of Casey Aldridge. But just you wait.

This begs the question, of course, of how a high-profile 16-year-old ought to dress for the inevitable "bump watch" that is to come?

"She's a young girl, so I would want to keep [her look] innocent," a top maternity designer, Liz Lange, told People at the Great Debaters premiere in New York.

"I think little cute dresses and jeans with tight-fitting tee shirts... [Jamie Lynn Spears] is only 16, and I'd like to see her look her age."

Jamie Lynn Spears can take comfort in the fashion advice of Liz Lange.

As for how her style should differ from her big sister, Britney Spears, who frequented Liz Lange's L.A. boutique during her two pregnancies, Lange says:

"Britney was into cowboy boots with little dresses. That was her style. I'd like to see Jamie Lynn go a little plainer. [No] belly baring for her!"

Any deviation from Britney Spears' life decisions can only be a good thing.

"I hope she's ready for this. It's definitely a big step," Liz Lange added, stating the obvious. "I know that as a mother myself. But if this is what she wants and what their family wants, then mazel tov."

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The news never stops when 16-year-olds get knocked up. Here are more excerpts from Jamie Lynn Spears' $1 million interview with OK! about her pregnancy...

On the sex of the baby: I want to find out as soon as I can because I'm impatient. I just want a healthy, happy baby, so the whether it's a boy or a girl really doesn't matter that much to me.

A Jamie Lynn Pic!

On names: I haven't thought about names yet. I have to hear some options!

On morning sickness: I definitely had morning sickness, but it's getting better. It was at its worst a few weeks ago.

On not having cravings: I haven't really got much of an appetite right now. I mean, I eat, but I'm not going crazy or anything.

On believing she'll be a good mom: I love babies, and I have two nephews (Sean Preston and Jayden James) that I love. I have a great mother and she has raised three kids, so if I take lessons from her, I think I'll be great.

Casey Aldridge got Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant. Way to go man!

On marriage: Right now, [Casey Aldridge and I] are focusing on the baby and making sure we do all we can to have a healthy baby. We're trying just to think about that right now, so we haven't really talked about that.

On Casey Aldridge as a father: He's always been good with babies. He's like a big teddy bear, especially around babies, so I know he'll make a good dad.

On her hopes for 2008: Just to have a healthy baby and a healthy pregnancy and for everything to fall in place and to become a stronger person from here.

Follow the jump for some more comments from mom Lynne Spears ...

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A release date has been announced for the Jessica Sierra sex tape:

Fans of naked women and/or former American Idol contestants should mark January 30, 2008 on their calendars.

Jeremy Rosado Photo

Vivid Entertainment, the same company that delivered the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee, Tom Sizemore and Jennifer Toof sex tapes to the world, has issued a statement on the upcoming Jessica Sierra Hardcore.

"This title contains the most explicit sex we've ever seen in a celebrity video," Stephen Hirsch, Vivid co-chairman, said. "Jessica clearly has more talent than just singing."

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Plenty of fans are angry at Jessica Simpson for her perceived jinxing of Tony Romo last weekend. Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens among them.

The 27-year-old "singer-actress" has sparked rage among Dallas Cowboys fans, angry at Simpson's appearance at Sunday's game and the abysmal showing by Tony Romo, their quarterback and her new boyfriend. Dallas lost, 10-6.

Asked about the Jessica Simpson situation, Terrell Owens - the team's star wide receiver and a frequent controversy magnet himself - chimed in: "Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite ... in this locker room or in Texas Stadium."

Rah Rah Romo

Terrell Owens would just as soon not see this #9 show up next week.

Tony Romo had what was statistically the worst game of his career as Dallas lost to the Philadelphia Eagles... all while Simpson sat in a luxury box wearing a pink Tony Romo #9 jersey she proudly showed off for television cameras.

Her pimp and father, Joe Simpson, was also on hand.

Still in the minds of Cowboy fans is the fact that Tony Romo's previous worst game came last December at home - also against the Eagles - when another famous girlfriend, Carrie Underwood, was in attendance.

"With everything that happened, the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel like she's kind of taken his focus away," Owens said. "Other than that, she was hot on my list until last week.

And the receiver isn't done if Jessica Simpson dares show her face again.

"Oh, I got a message for her when we make the playoffs," he added. "Just stay tuned."

by Mischalova at . Comments

We didn't think Megan Fox would ever be in our Celebrity Look-Alikes feature.

After all, who can match the intense sexiness of this young actress? While wannabe hotties such as Kim Kardashian give it a shot, they come across as more desperate and unnatural than attractive.

Bra Beauty

But now Sandra Nilsson has entered the (naked) picture. The model is the first Swede to pose for Playboy in over a decade, as she'll make men drool with her January 2008 centerfold next month.

Check out the resemblance between these two beauties below...

by Mischalova at . Comments

Simply stating that he has never met Alexandra Paressant isn't enough for Tony Parker.

The basketball star has filed a lawsuit against X17, the celebrity photo agency that posted articles and text messages alleging that he cheated on Eva Longoria shortly after the couple were married.

TMZ has obtained the suit's documents, in which Parker claims X17 defamed him: "X17 had to know that the story was false, or at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source."

X17 was not shy in stating that Alexandra Paressant had "an affair with Mr. Eva Longoria and that the two carried on a secret relationship for about two months."

Tony Parker is taking action, filing a lawsuit and basically saying: "I've seen Eva Longoria nude. Why would I cheat?!?"

According to the lawsuit, Parker is especially baffled that the company did not try to "verify the information with Mr. Parker, Ms. Longoria, any of their representatives or....anyone else who might have knowledge of the truth or falsity of the allegations."

The suit seeks $20 million and adds: "Tony Parker has never had sexual relations with a woman named Alexandra Paressant."

Now, if only John Edwards would follow this example and file a suit against Rielle Hunter, it might go a long way toward clearing his name.

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