Patrice O'Neal, a famous comedian who recently performed on Comedy Central's Charlie Sheen Roast, has suffered a massive stroke. The announcement was made this morning by fellow comic Jim Norton on the Opie and Anthony Show.

"We don't know how he is. We don't know how he's going to be," said Norton. "I didn't want to do this by myself. I wish we had more news for you."

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Lindsay Lohan hit up the morgue this morning for community service, and showed up a full 20 minutes early to boot! Just when you thought you'd seen it all!

The troubled star must find the time in between clubbing and posing nude for Playboy to put in 16 hours at the L.A. County Coroner's Office by November 2.

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