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Britney Spears is certainly no stranger to ... stranger and stranger behavior.
But a recent Us Weekly account of her January 7 antics is odd ... even for her.
Reportedly, the scantily clad (no pants?) star showed up at a Beverly Hills elementary school, saying she was there to pick up someone else's kids.
Spears parked outside the school about 3 p.m. and spent 10 minutes chain-smoking and talking to herself, waiting for classes to let out.
"She was rambling and confused," says a witness, who approached Spears to ask if she was OK. "She said, â€˜I'm here to pick up my kids.' But then she said, â€˜They aren't my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.'"
Far from sane, Britney Spears dropped by a local school.
Perplexed (and with good reason), the witness says, "All I could think was, 'Who in their right mind would let her pick up their kids?'"
As children began to leave for the day, Britney caused a commotion â€" "It became the talk of the school. Some of the kids were freaked out," says a school source. She was directed to a more secure entrance around back.
But before getting back into her car and driving off (thankfully, without any kids), Britney chatted up the female witness: "She said, â€˜You're so nice. You should give me your number. I don't have many friends.'"
But what about Alli Sims? Chad Hardcastle? Sam Lutfi? Oh, right, all her "friends" are just sponging off her. Otherwise, they might get her help.