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Love is indeed a losing game. Or one you have to wait 27 months for.

Amy Winehouse will have to smuggle heroin into prison in her beehive for two-plus years after Blake Fielder-Civil was sentenced today for beating up a pub manager, then offering him $400,000 to conveniently not show up at trial.

Blake Fielder-Civil's sentence includes 15 months for unlawful wounding of the man and 12 months for his perverting the course of justice. Really.

He's already served close to nine months whilst awaiting trial, making it effectively a three-year sentence. Better hope for conjugal visits, Blake.

Blake Fielder-Civil Mug Shot

This Blake Fielder-Civil mug shot is an oldie but goodie.

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Apparently still trying to sing, Jessica Simpson made her country debut at the musical festival and, well, according to the The Kenosha News ...

"She's an embarrassment to country music," said one member of the audience, who was apparently surprised. "It's crap. She doesn't belong here."

Or anywhere near a microphone or TV camera ever again. Still photos are still okay, though, because then you can focus your attention here.

Luckily for Jessica, she had her two remaining fans on hand.

That's right, her bitches Tony Romo and Daisy.

Both of whom have no playoff wins. Just saying.

Jessica Simpson's an embarrassment to music, but her (two) fans love her.

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It's a question that we've asked numerous times:

Who is the next Miley Cyrus?

Miley Down Under

The most common contenders are Disney stars Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato.

But Cyrus herself recently tole Extra! that no rising star could be the next her; they need to be the next them.

“People are looking up to what I do. But, I don’t think there could be a next Miley," Cyrus said. "I think they should be the next Selena, Demi… make their own way.”

Can anybody be the next Miley Cyrus?

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In a show of bravery, Khloe Kardashian went on the Ryan Seacrest radio show this morning and described her life-altering 173 minutes in jail.

"There was a bomb threat," Kardashian said, explaining that she was released early for safety reasons. "They put me in solitary confinement and the warden came down to talk to me and said, 'You're the one causing all the problems here. ... There are all these bomb threats, and we think they're because of you.'"

Which begs the question: Who would wanna blow up Khloe Kardashian?

Suspects include:

  • Ray J (dude loves to play games with the Kardashians);
  • Akon (the founder and chief recording artist of Konvict Music is afraid Khloe is moving in on his Kornered market);
  • Kim Kardashian (she didn't wanna harm her sister, she just needed her released in order to have company at Hyde).

Khloe Kardashian is a free woman. Look out, modeling runways around the world!

On a series note, Khloe does have good advice for anyone that drinks:

"Have a friend drive you ... Get a cab. Get a friend. Get a driver."

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Just kidding. But you have to admit, very few stars look so darn cute even when standing in line at LAX airport on a Sunday afternoon.

The Hills star wheeled her own luggage to the check-in desk, dressed in a purple hooded sweater pulled over her head, and sunglasses.

Minka Kelly Emmys Dress

Basically, Lauren Conrad wears to the airport what Katie Holmes wears, oh, all the time! Isn't she just the best? See below ...

The Hills' Lauren Conrad rolls - stylishly - through security.

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Ah, Katie Holmes fashion. It's like Wal-Mart chic.

The actress takes a casual approach in trouser pants, a navy button-down shirt and sensible loafers as she left the set of Eli Stone in L.A.

Rihanna in Vogue

That's as nice as we can put it.

We recognize that you can let yourself go a little when married, but seriously, does anyone remember when Katie Holmes used to be hot?

Katie Holmes' casual fashion: Love it or shove it?

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For the record, there's a better chance of Tiffany Pollard winning an Academy Award than there is of this story being true.

Still, it's our job to report on all celebrity gossip making the rounds - and this one is a doozy!

According to Great Britain's The Daily Mail, a cameraman is trying to pedddle a Maddona/Alex Rodriguez sex tape.

The unnamed voyeur claims the tape was shot with a hidden camera in an apartment owned by one of the singer's Kabbalah friends, allegedly used by her and A-Rod for secret afternoon trysts.

Rumors of an Alex Rodriguez/Madonna sex tape are swirling. How would Josyln Morse feel about that?

Last night, Madonna’s lawyers said they were “aware” of the cameraman's sex tape claims, but would not comment on the rumor.

If the video is real, we wonder if Cynthia Rodriguez can use it in divorce court. We also wonder if there would be any point in continuing our careers as entertainment news reporters.

It simply would never get any better than this.

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With fellow talentless, often-nude Q-list celebrities such as Tila Tequila and Jennifer Toof taking up the reality TV spotlight these days, Tiffany Pollard had to do something to draw attention back to herself.

And we're not talking about a sex tape this time.

Instead, Pollard has chosen to skank up a couple of Hollywood icons in a series of promotional pictures for her upcoming show, New York Goes to Hollywood.

For example, take a look at the following recreation of Marilyn Monroe. It's a photo that must have Joe Dimaggio and John F. Kennedy rolling in their respective graves...

Click on the following shots of Tiffany Pollard to see how else she can make a mockery of past Hollywood stars...

Tiffany Pollard, Boobs

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As previously reported, Rihanna has not always been pleased with boyfriend Chris Brown's fashion sense.

In an effort to please his gorgeous girlfriend, as well as females everywhere, it looks like Brown has taken lessons from Matthew McConaughey. He can't go wrong by simply not wearing a shirt.

Right, ladies?

Chris Brown Shirtless
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