Under fire for attacking his fiancee, loser Michael Lohan declared when confronted by cameras yesterday that his engagement to Kate Major is officially dead.

Marrying someone you are legally required to stay at least 100 yards away from and are not allowed to contact even via a third party can be difficult.

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Since the day Sandra Bullock left Jesse James, her estranged, cheating hubby has done everything to win her back. Will he succeed? Yes, says Life & Style!

The hack publication is likely making this up - Sandra did everything in her power to expedite her divorce from James, and is naturally in contact with him because of her close relationship to his three children - but no matter.

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What the heck is wrong with Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr?!?

Don't they know they're supposed to call the paparazzi before getting hitched, make a huge deal over their wedding and sell the photos to tabloids for buckets of cash?!?

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I'm so glad you're my girl/I'll do anything 4 UCall U every night/And give U flowers 2I thank the Lord 4 U/And think about U all the timeI ask him everyday/That you'll 4-ever B mine

Sadly, Color Me Badd singer Bryan Abrams has forgotten the message from his group's chart-topping 1991 single, "All 4 Love."

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