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This Photo Finish was too easy. They're BFFs. They both starred on the reality TV hit, The Simple Life. They're both exponentially overhyped and marginally talented. At best.

And they've both posed for sexy mug shots in the recent past.

All celebrity mug shots are appreciated by our celebrity gossip staffers, but these two are personal favorites. Here are the booking photos of Paris Hilton (left), and Nicole Richie...

Which celebrity mug shot is more hottttttt?

  • Paris Hilton Mug Shot
  • Nicole Richie Mug Shot

As for the incarcerated Hilton, we're obliged to update you on her status in the slammer. Supposedly, she was the cause of a small riot after got "hazed" in the shower by a couple of inmates who let her have it after she dropped the soap.

Just kidding! All is well for Paris Hilton in jail. A day or so into her 23-day term, officials are calling her a "model citizen" - gracious, thankful and polite to staff.

She's wearing a short-sleeved, orange jumpsuit. She still has on the makeup she was wearing when she turned herself in. Her hair is down. Extensions on inmates' hair, normally not allowed, are okay in her case because they're "tightly wound." In case you were wondering.

She's not interacting with any of the inmates, at least not yet, but she's seeing them through glass. She's not happy, but resigned to doing time and getting it over with. She's not scared, and she's not teary-eyed. Just quiet and reserved.

As for her cell - it's 12x8 feet, with a bunk bed, a toilet and wash basin. There are windows - a little one in the door, and one on the wall that overlooks buildings.

Yeah, if there's one thing we learned from Office Space, it's that minimum security prison is no picnic. But we think the HO-tel heiress can stomach 21 more days.

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Yikes. Vanessa Minnillo may want to supplement her DVD collection with something other than The Departed and reruns of The Sopranos.

The MTV hottie finds herself the center of unwanted attention as disturbing photos have surfaced - pics taken in the early hours of June 16, 2006, in N.Y. City.

The photos show Vanessa Minnillo tugging at the top of Lindsay Lohan and engaging in bizarre and dangerous acts of knife-wielding lunacy.

The pics were taken at 4:50 a.m. in a home in Greenwich Village after a night of partying at NYC club Bungalow 8, and were later "stolen" from Lindsay Lohan's camera.

Much like the pic of Cisco Adler naked "stolen" from Paris Hilton's locker. Only not nearly as disgusting. And a little bit sexy in a twisted way.

Minnillo, who at that point had been dating Nick Lachey for just a few weeks, "got caught up in the moment and thought it would be fun," as a source puts it.

But she's not having fun now. "It was stupid and she regrets it," says the source. "They were only fooling around."

And not the sort of fooling around Calum Best was used to, peeps.

Anyway. Who thought when they woke up this morning, they'd see Vanessa with a knife held to her throat? And Lindsay Lohan holding it!?

These photos are only slightly less disturbing than the Jason Wahler gun pictures that surfaced a few months back... and a lot more unexpected.

Much as we rejoice at the demise of Firecrotch, who's back in rehab now, we never literally wish her or any other star harm. These pics are pretty messed up.

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Kim Kardashian: The Booty[Below, an intern at The Hollywood Gossip prank calls Kim Kardashian]

*** ring .... ring ... ring ... ***

Kim Kardashian: "Hello?"
THG Intern: "Hi, may I please speak to Hugh?"
Kim Kardashian: [confused] "What? Hugh who?"
THG Intern: [high-fives editor] "Hugh Jass!"
Kim Kardashian: [slams phone in disgust]

You really don't need a fake crank call or even a celebrity gossip blog to point out that Kim Kardashian has some of the most ridiculous, back-dat-ass-up booty in Hollywood.

But we'll spell it out for you anyway.

Honestly, that thing needs its own air traffic control tower, because you could land helicopters on it. What the hell is going on back there? We know some guys like a li'l somethin' to grab on to and all, but is this sex tape star's butt even real?

Would Kim opt to go the route of Heidi Montag and get implants... only in the back instead of the front? Or has she just made too many trips to the In-n-Out Burger with Britney Spears?

It's difficult to say.

There are only two men who can comment for sure on the state of that ass. Ray J, we're waiting for your feedback. Call us, dog. Reggie Bush, holla at us.

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For those of you used to seeing Keira Knightley as an anorexic waif, well, don't expect that to change anytime soon. Or maybe ever.

But for those accustomed to Keira as an old-fashioned, wholesome English lady, well, hope you're sitting down for this piece of celebrity gossip.

Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo

She's going to be showing more than her talent, if you know what we're talkin' about, in the upcoming film, Atonement.

What we're talking about is Keira Knightley nude.

And not just for the eyes of Rupert Friend.

According to the film's director, Joe Wright, it was about damn time for the cute little Keira Knightley to blossom into womanhood.

"I wanted to cast Keira as a woman, as a sexual character. She's only ever played girls before. There is a key scene with James McAvoy where she dives into a deep fountain to retrieve a broken vase… Keira emerges from the water and stands on the fountain's edge. It was her idea to stand there for quite so long - but I quite liked it."

Apparently there was even more skin filmed that we won't see.

"There was another shot of her from behind but we left it out as it seemed a bit too rude," said Wright.

Paris Hilton wouldn't shy away from that. But that's another story.

But don't think showing skin on screen is tough for Keira Knightley, who's also in talks to portray Princess Diana in a new movie.

The skinny starlet recently admitted she loves stripping naked in her movies and finds sex scenes "liberating."

There's more to come. She's rumored to be in an on-screen threesome with Sienna Miller and Matthew Rhys in the Dylan Thomas biopic "The Edge of Love."

Yes. Potential girl-on-girl action with Sienna Miller. Pretty far removed from the likes of Elizabeth Swann, wouldn't you say? We gotta respect that. Now if we could just get her to wolf down a few dozen hamburgers, we'd be all good.

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He's hitting .238 with just one home run over the past seven days, but the last week was even tougher on Alex Rodriguez than the statistics show.

Last weekend in Boston, Red Sox fans (below) greeted the slugger with blonde masks, taunting him over his recent scandalous liaison with stripper Joslyn Noel Morse.

Cameron and Rod

Meanwhile, reports say A-Rod's wife, Cynthia Rodriguez, left their East Side pad with two suitcases, refusing to speak with reporters, after the Stray-Rod scandal broke.

However, Alex and Cynthia (pictured) were seen in Boston together and appeared to be in good spirits the next day.

In an effort to do some damage control, A-Rod wined and dined his better half, who is from the Boston area, and bought her over $6,000 worth of diamonds.

Later, a photographer spotted the couple standing in front of newspapers emblazoned with mocking headlines - and A-Rod and Joslyn Morse in full view.

They giggled as they looked at the front page of the New York Daily News, which also bore a photo of them, and Cynthia cracked, "At least it's a cute picture of us."

Apparently his propensity for seeing Joslyn Noel Morse nude wasn't cause for Cynthia to break up this rock-solid union. Which is good... we think? This is just too weird.

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Victoria Beckham hates Hollywood gossip.

That much we covered yesterday in depth.

Victoria Beckham Pregnant Pic

Yet the star's distaste for the media hasn't caused her to yank the plug on her upcoming reality show, as was falsely reported yesterday.

The Mirror of the UK reported prematurely that Victoria Beckham, 33, quit the series in order to support her husband, David Beckham, 32, in his upcoming soccer matches.

The paper claims NBC insisted that the former Posh Spice move out to L.A. to begin filming this week, despite David's two scheduled matches for England, and his last game with Real Madrid.

When the network would not budge on the schedule, The Mirror says Victoria Beckham and her giant boobs bailed on the series, declaring that:

"My family will always come before my career."

Whether Victoria actually said that or not, Britney Spears might want to take that advice to heart. Actually, she doesn't seem to be focusing on either one. Bad example!

Yet both NBC and Posh's rep deny reports of her bailing.

"Victoria Beckham has not pulled out of the TV show," her rep said. "She has had so much fun filming the show but it's true that she took last week off and is taking this week off to look after the boys and support David. However, she will be back in L.A. in mid-June to continue filming. It's completely up to the network how long and in what format they decide to broadcast the show."

So calm down fans. Posh should be bringing her angular and strange self to your TVs sometime soon. Although the show might not feature David Beckham nude. Sorry.

As for a future appearance by Posh on Dancing With the Stars, that hasn't been confirmed nor denied. So stay tuned.

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She's claimed she's fatter and a bigger lush than fellow British singing sensation Amy Winehouse - and apparently she was serious about that bold statement.

Winehouse recently admitted to not only bouts of depression, but self-mutilation.

Sam Cooper and Lily Allen

Now, in a new interview, Amy's pseudo-rival Lily Allen claims she's an alcoholic and that she's heading for an early death.

Alright, we get your point, Lily. But you've still got a ways to go before you catch Lindsay Lohan, who's got one foot in the grave.

Allen, the UK pop starlet, who once got booted from school for performing sex acts, has endured a difficult few months in the public eye.

She's been performing a string of live shows in America and feuding with Cheryl Tweedy from Girls Aloud.

However, despite strong reviews, the "Smile" singer has now insisted that her new lifestyle of constant touring has prompted an unhealthy love of booze.

Lily Allen says she needs to get back to the studio to work on the follow-up to acclaimed debut "Alright, Still" so she can get straightened out.

She explained: "I'm an alcoholic now. It's not good and that's why I want to get back into the studio."

"I've actually pulled myself aside and said it will kill me if I keep it up," she said. "I've got to stop abusing myself because as far as I'm concerned every loon hates me now."

We thought it was merely marketing and self-promotion, but it's possible Allen really is more screwed up than Amy Winehouse.

The latter is talking about taking a break from music altogether and settling down with Blake Fielder-Civil. Not exactly rebellious!

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Apparently, Alex Rodriguez likes his stripper mistresses bleach blonde. And kinda masculine. And not particularly attractive, considering he's not only a reasonably handsome fella, but a superstar baseball player with a $252 million contract.

Yes, since the "Stray-Rod" scandal broke and it became known that Alex Rodriguez has been hitting strip clubs and likely having an affair with dancer Joslyn Noel Morse, The Hollywood Gossip has been trying to determine who the Iowa native reminds us of.

Then we were sent pictures of Joslyn Noel Morse nude. That didn't help us much either. But we can tell you one thing - despite her ample chest, she doesn't "stack" up to some of our celebrity gossip staff members' favorite bleach-blonde hotties.

None of whom are really our type. But if you're going to keep hitting strip clubs and cheating on your smart, pretty wife, might as well up your standards, Alex.

  • Pamela Anderson: Damn Hot at 40
  • Holly Madison Naked

Up top, we see Joslyn Morse and porn star Marey Carey. On the bottom row, the legendary Pamela Anderson and Hugh Hefner's #1 girlfriend, Holly Madison. Also naked.

Joslyn Morse, described by the New York Post as a "Playboy bunny wannabe," is in pretty exclusive company here. We can't say if she'll ever grace the pages of Hugh's magazine, but hey, if she changes her name to one resembling a famous person, a la Marey Carey or Katee Holmes, she might have a shot at porn.

Alexis Rodriguez, here we come.

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Our poll results may suggest otherwise, but in the opinion of our writers, if there's one person alive who can make Britney Spears look like a great mother, it's Dina Lohan.

Lindsay Walks, Dina Creeps

Yes, the insane, manipulative, money-grubbing mother of Lindsay Lohan in talks to star in her own reality TV show.

Dina has ridden the coattails of her eldest daughter, Lindsay, for years trying to become famous. Now she is in talks to do a reality show with E! tentatively titled "Mom-ager," in which she'll try to turn her youngest children, Ali Lohan, 14, and Cody Lohan, 11, into stars.

An insider fumed:

"Can you believe that? She totally messed up Lindsay by making her a 'star' and living vicariously through her - and now she's going to do the same to the other two? How the [bleep] can E! do this? Those kids should be in school having normal lives, the life that Lindsay Lohan didn't get to have."

Dina Lohan, who (seriously) refers to herself as "the white Oprah," has been trying for more than a year to get an on-air TV job.

Most recently, desperate for attention, she went on Entertainment Tonight to give the show "exclusives" with troubled Lindsay.

She actually pulled this crap twice - first when she was in the Wonderland rehab center and a second time at the Georgia Rule premiere.

What's next? A Shar Jackson reality show?

Dina failed to return calls and e-mails regarding the new series, and so did reps for E! and Lindsay Lohan, who's reportedly happy in rehab.

Lindsay is at the Promises rehab center - former home of none other than the great Britney Spears - in Malibu and "may stay for more than a month," says a friend.

That might not sit well with the man claiming to be her lawyer, Mike Heller, who is promoting her 21st birthday party in July at Pure.

A Lindsay Lohan friend says:

"Mike Heller claims he is her lawyer, but he is not. Blair Berk and Jason Sloane are. He arranged for this party at Pure and got paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for it, and now won't call it off. He says Lindsay doesn't want him to - of course, she doesn't. She's turning 21 - but if he really cared about her, he would cancel it. A girl just out of rehab should not be hanging out at Pure."

The friend added, "[Heller] is treating her birthday like a carnival - he's selling tickets to the public and insists on telling media outlets that the party is still on and speaking for her. Her lawyers are thinking of getting an injunction against him."

Heller, who is a lawyer, told the New York Post's Page Six that he's not Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, yet repeatedly referred to her as "my client."

He said: "I care about Lindsay Lohan, but it's her decision whether or not to have her party, and she wants one. I am not selling tickets, and I don't need her to line my pockets. I have my own money. I already got paid by the club, so I don't care if it's canceled or not."

What a class act. All we have to say is that Calum Best got out just in time.

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Taking a break from her incredibly busy schedule of tanning, shopping and taking dance classes, Britney Spears jutted off to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico for some desperately needed rest and relaxation over the weekend.

Britney is hiding out until after her mother, Lynne Spears, appears on The View Wednesday June 6. It's nice to see that the mother of Britney and Jamie Lynn is doing better after being hospitalized with pneumonia on Mother's Day, and it will be interesting to see what the eldest member of the Spears clan has to say to Elisabeth Hasselbeck and her co-hosts.

Britney, of course, blames Lynne (along with former manager Larry Rudolph) for "making her" go to rehab, and wouldn't go see her at the hospital. Which makes perfect sense.

Does she think going to rehab was a bad thing? Hey, she got some ass there (from Howie Day), and it isn't as if the experience changed much as far as her partying. Come on.

Time to bury the hatchet, Britney. Sure, your folks pushed you so hard they drove you insane - but they're trying to help now. Plus, Jayden James wants to see Grandma!

Anyway, here are some pictures of Britney in a thong bikini from her little Mexico trip. No clue who the chick at right is. Possibly her cousin Allie.

We know it's probably just the low photo quality, but Britney's once-hot rear end has seen better days. Might want to cut out the junk food, girl. Yikes.

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