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Britney Spears is at it again, ladies and gentlemen!

Only this time, she hasn't forgotten to put on pants, engaged in any titillating nipple slip madness, carried Sean Preston on her lap while driving, gone tanning, gone shopping, stormed out on a photo shoot, had a meltdown and shaved her head, checked into rehab, checked out of rehab, attacked paparazzi in a fit of rage with an umbrella, or checked into rehab again.

Circus Ringleader

Nor has Britney Spears married any backup dancers (or high school friends), or had sexual intercourse with a "producer" wheelbarrow style.

Or had weird topless photos taken with a flower ... or appeared in YouTube videos babbling incoherently, or fired Larry Rudolph or hung out with Alli Sims or cut off ties with mom Lynne.

No, she's just looking for a few good men - and we're not talking about a DVD copy of A Few Good Men, the Tom Cruise-Jack Nicholson classic.

Britney Spears is attempting to "perform" again, and we're not talking about her bedroom tricks with J.R. Rotem. This time, her "stage" will be the Greek Theatre in L.A. - and Britney wants men ... to back her ass up! Get your applications ready!

The insane lip-syncher had an email sent to dancers last week, announcing her concert at the Greek Theatre on June 30 for a one-night show - with two openings for male dancers.

Maybe she'll even perform for more than her 11 minute average. On stage, that is. We all know the "show" goes on longer beyond closed doors for a few dozen lucky men.

Paging Columbus Short!

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Here's something far less shocking than the release of Harry Potter spoilers:

Results of the DNA test taken by Eddie Murphy on June 11 were reportedly received by Melanie Brown on Thursday. And, lo and behold, here's the father of her baby!

Almost Naked

"He's the baby's father, it's official. The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his," a source said and Access Hollywood reported regarding the Brown/Murphy saga. "There was no doubt in people's minds anyways, least of all [Brown's]. It wasn't a surprise to her. She knew all along."

The 32-year-old singer gave birth to Angel Iris Murphy Brown on April 3. On the birth certificate, Brown listed the child's last name as Murphy. The little one, like Dannielynn, should be happy to finally have a real papa now.

A rep for the complete and utter deadbeat father Murphy declined to comment on this latest report. But The Hollywood Gossip will speak up: Be a man like Larry Birkhead and take responsibility, Eddie.

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Rumors that Blake Lewis has seen Antonella Barba nude were never confirmed.

Neither is the following story regarding the second place finisher's love life, but it's our duty to report it anyway: Blake may be dating Jordin Sparks.

Park, John

TMZ says these American Idol finalists have denied hooking up, but they were spotted "holding hands" while shopping at a Fry's Electronics store near L.A., a source reports.

They wandered around the store, seemed "happy" together and then Blake was overheard saying Jordin: "We should call your mom." And why would that be the case unless these two were more than friends, right?

Blake Lewis may be beat boxing in bed with Jordin Sparks these days. Call it celebrity gossip, but call it an exciting possibility, as well.

Lewis and Sparks will join other contestants from this season, such as Melinda Doolittle, during the American Idol summer tour. It appears, however, that these two have formed their own, naked duet.

But be careful, Blake: Jordin is only 17. We're talking about Hayden Panettiere territory here.

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Sorry, Trista Sutter fans. You may find the reality TV babe attractive, but you won't be seeing any intimate shots of this pregnant former star of The Bachlerette on the small screen any time soon.

Her and husband Ryan Sutter have no plans to have cameras follow around this aspect of their lives.

Trista Pic

"One hundred percent no!" said Trista in the June 25 issue of OK! Weekly when asked if there would be a reality show following the soon-to-be first-time parents. "When it comes to cameras being in your private life 24 hours a day, that's something we're in total agreement will never be happening again. That's how we met and we're really appreciative of that, but that won't be happening. Sorry to the public if they're wanting to see any of the birth!"

That's okay, Trista. We can stare at Paris Hilton pussy pictures instead any time we want.

Trista and Ryan met while taping the first season of ABC's The Bachelorette in 2002. They're the only couple from that franchise to actually make it down the aisle, although Andy Baldwin and Tessa Horst hope to follow suit.

Ten months after the show ended, ABC aired a three-episode series that detailed the events leading up to Trista and Ryan's December 2003 wedding ceremony. Maybe Selita Ebanks should watch it for tips on her impending nuptials.

In February 2007 the twosome announced they were expecting their first child.

"I'm excited but nervous," Ryan said. "You want to be a good dad, but you worry about the health of your baby and being able to raise it so they become a good person. It's a lot of responsibility and I don't take that lightly."

Looks like someone has taken the anti-Britney Spears view on parenting. Way to go, Ryan!

Lastly, Trista said she didn't wanna know the gender of the baby until it was born because "we want to be surprised... I really would like to meet the baby [before naming it]."

That way, maybe she can avoid any Sutton Pierece/Jayden James confusion. It's a good plan.

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Popular celebrity gossip columnist Perez Hilton had his site shut down for several hours after the host received complaints about the copyrighted photos on it.

On Tuesday, Perez was silenced, but the quote-unquote gossip gangsta was back online Wednesday - hosted by a different Internet service provider.

The celebrity gossip "writer," whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, is the target of several lawsuits by paparazzi and others who claim he posts their photos and videos on his site without permission.

Pararazzi agencies make big bucks selling exclusive celebrity photos to sites and magazines. The companies that have sued Lavandeira say he has refused to pay fees to license the photos, claiming he has a right as a journalist to use them for free.

Perez Hilton routinely posts tabloid photos of celebrities and adds really lame drawings, stupid blogs and scribbled, unfunny commentary on and under them.

Mario Lavandeira vehemently defends his actions, saying his "commentary" on the photos constitutes "fair use" and is protected by copyright law.

Los Angeles photo agency X17 Online sued Lavandeira over copyright violations in federal court last year, asking for $7.6 million in damages.

The suit claimed Hilton used 51 photos without permission, payment or credit, including images of a pregnant Katie Holmes, Kevin Federline pumping gas and Britney Spears.

We're gonna assume that the Associated Press, who reported this story, means a photo of K-Fed pumping gas and a separate photo of Britney Spears - not a pic of FedEx up in that.

A judge denied the firm's motion for an injunction against Perez Hilton, although the lawsuit continues, as does another filed on behalf of several other photo agencies.

A lawsuit filed by Universal Studios claiming the site posted a stolen photo of Jennifer Aniston from the film The Break-Up is also pending.

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With all the buzz surrounding nine-month-old Jayden James Federline these days, you don't hear all that much about his older brother, 21-month-old Sean Preston.

Ironic, since it's the eldest spawn of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline that actually appears in non-grainy photographs on a regular basis.

Sean P. is Huge

So we thought it was a time to give Sean Preston some more love. Check out this mostly adorable, yet at the same time somewhat disturbing picture of him below…

PHOTO CREDIT: MBF: X17online.com

Eat your heart out, 50 Cent. Mofos just got paid … Foolz be rollin' on dubs in da Escalade … Lil' pro lookin' sharp like he ridin' on blades … Bitchez, take heed!

Here's hoping Sean Preston's got himself a license… and is sober. If Paris Hilton has taught us anything, it's that you don't wanna drive drunk, then violate your probation, then show no respect for the legal system, then whine like a spoiled biatch when you get punished. Skank.

While Sean Preston is living with Britney Spears (and being raised by her cousin Alli Sims), it's clear by his choice of miniature cars that he takes after his dad, the great K-Fed.

Big pimpin' y'all. Awwwwww yeeeeeeeah.

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Readers, beware: some people may be more interested in Harry Potter spoilers than they are in Britney Spears nude pics.

Others, however, would prefer to discover the fate of Harry, Ron and Hermione on their own when Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows hits bookstores later this summer.

If you fall into the latter camp, STOP READING THIS POST NOW. This is your last warning. Go read about Suri Cruise walking or Paris Hilton feeling sorry for herself or something. Because we're about to reveal the possible ending to the final Harry Potter book...

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Are Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows spoilers legitimate? We'll leave that up to you to decide.

A computer hacker that goes by the name "Gabriel" claims he knows how the J.K. Rowling tale will end: Hagrid is killed by Professor Snape during an attempted ambush of Hermione and Ron. The latter two flee, but are surprised by Voldermort... who engages in a magical duel with Hermione, who is killed in order to protect Ron.

In the end, Harry Potter defeats his enemy and Hogwarts becomes safe haven again. But Harry's closest ally pays the ultimate price for it.

So there you have it.

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John Sundahl, a recovering alcoholic and the chairman of Britney Spears' AA chapter in Los Angeles, told the "singer" as bluntly as he could:

"If you fall off the wagon, I don't think you'll live."

Beaming Brit

In an exclusive interview with The National Enquirer, the man who's been trying to help Britney through her nightmare of booze and drugs talked about the tough tactics he's used in dealing with the troubled star.

"I told her: ‘If you don't want to get sober for yourself, do it for your kids,'" said John Sundahl, who, along with everyone else in L.A., was rumored to be hitting that piece at one point.

John Sundahl concluded that Britney Spears has, in fact, slipped off the wagon at least several times, but the counselor added:

"She truly wants to stop what she's doing... she's changed her life in another direction. She doesn't get drunk every night and pass out.'"

She could have fooled us.

Sources say the mother of Jayden James and Sean Preston has been pulling the wool over her eyes of late - and over those of her terrified mother.

"Britney is telling her mom (Lynne Spears) that she's trying to get her drinking under control. But clearly she's not," an Enquirer source said.

Counselor Sundahl admits he last saw his celebrity client on June 1. Since then, Britney Spears has been on a booze-fueled rampage.

In early June she took sons Sean Preston, 21 months, and 9-month-old Jayden James to Hawaii. They later hit up Mexico as a break from her busy life.

"She was drinking to the point where she thew up all over her hotel bathroom," said a source. "She later passed out, leaving [cousin] Alli to handle the boys by herself."

On June 11, Britney Spears was back in L.A., spending a girls' night out at Joseph's.

"She was downing rum and coke, vodka, and shots of booze," says the source. "She was feeling sad and reminiscing... and Britney drinks when she gets sad."

It was at Joseph's three years ago that Britney Spears first met Kevin Federline - a memory that may have been her downfall.

"The real problem for her is that she wants Kevin and the boys back with her... in a life like the one she had before."

Right, because that was so great. But in all seriousness, Kevin Federline has shown since their divorce that he's by far the more stable and responsible of the two, and is just as worried about Britney as her mother and the rest of the family.

"He insists she has a nanny at all times," says a source.

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Selita Ebanks wants to club Eva Longoria on the head with a stiletto heel.

Okay, that may be extreme. But the fact of the celebrity gossip matter is that Longoria and Tony Parker have been hogging the wedding spotlight for weeks now. It's time to give Banks and her fiance Nick Cannnon some attention, people.

Selita Ebanks Naked

"I was never that girl who dreamed of her wedding day," Ebanks told People magazine at an Entertainment Weekly party for its Ultimate Must List in New York City Thursday night. "I'm learning all about [weddings]. The whole something new, something blue. This is all new to me, so I'm all about the wedding planner!"

We assume she isn't referring to the 2002 movie starring Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McConaughey.

Ebanks says she and Cannon are taking their time preparing for the big day and are aiming to wed "in a year and a half to two years." Wow. By that time, Kate Moss will probably have married Pete Doherty and then divorced him for taking up cocaine snorting again.

Although Cannon couldn't make it to the party, the Drumline actor - who used to have sex with Kim Kardashian - shows his affection even when he's not around.

"He'll leave little love notes on the refrigerator. He writes the most beautiful words," Selita said. "I fall in love every single time he does something like that."

Awww. The pair can only hope it has as loving a marriage as a fellow Victoria's Secret model, Heidi Klum, enjoys with her husband Seal.

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Seeing Kate Moss nude is one thing.

Heck, even we get that pleasure all the time via the paparazzi's topless photos of Kate Moss on vacations in various places.

Kate Moss Baby Bump?

But Pete Doherty is looking to make an honest woman out of his coked up model girlfriend.

The troubled rocker says he will marry Kate Moss this summer, but only on one condition. And it's a frickin' biggie, peeps.

He must first ditch the pesky heroin and cocaine addictions that have turned him into a walking train wreck.

In his newly published diary, titled The Books of Albion and excerpted in Britain's The Times, Pete Doherty, 28, recorded his thoughts on his drug problems during a stay in a detox clinic at a London hospital.

"I now surrender to the science of detoxification," he says. "... Once more in my love's loving arms. We have been close this time that passed and with the smack and needle free we shall marry in the summer and I become 1o times happier than any smackhead. Huzzah!"

In the memoirs, Doherty writes of taking up to 10 Valiums a day, spraying his apartment walls with indecipherable poetry written in his own blood while in drug-induced stupors.

Alright, now this guy makes even a knife-wielding Lindsay Lohan look tame.

But the Babyshambles frontman makes it clear he's also addicted to Moss, 33, a train wreck in her own right, whom he started dating in January 2005.

"My she is restless, endless energy, spirit, shaking her hips & shoulders to rock and roll in leather zip trousers & stripey T-shirt & one heel... what a picture," he writes.

In September of that year, Britain's Daily Mirror published pics of Moss snorting coke. Within days, she apologized and checked into rehab, but Doherty continued to have "troubles."

In October Doherty said he planned to marry Moss "soon," but by January he was arrested for drugs and back in rehab at London's Nightingale Hospital - at Moss' request.

This followed rumors that the two were married, which later proved false.

"The last few weeks together have been so loving and so much positive looking to the future," he writes of the couple known to us as PeteMoss.

"It makes me sick to my heart but I must face it. I love the girl so dearly and that's why I'm in this f---ing clinic, isn't it? Another 36 hours clean now and sticking to it this time, I fancy."

Hey, at 36 hours, he's officially topped Britney Spears' career high! Baby steps.

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