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No wonder Samantha Ronson always looks so angry.

Turns out, the DJ wasn't Lindsay Lohan's first lesbian crush.

Wasted Out of Her Mind

According to News of the World, Courtenay Semel - yes, the same Courtenay Semel that is currently dating Tila Tequila - told a friend that she and Lohan had a covert relationship before Lindsay met Samantha.

"Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart,” Courtenay reportedly told a pal. "At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.”

Reports - and this photo - say Lindsay Lohan used to make out with Courtenay Semel and then sleep with men in order to suppress her urges to vadge it up.

As for other insights in the juicy, completely reliable story, Lohan allegedly...

  • ... slept with countless men in order to suppress her lesbian urges. Sorry Calum Best, Harry Morton and every pizza delivery guy that knocked on Lindsay's door, she never loved you;
  • ... took drugs to stifle her sexual urges toward women;
  • ... did lines of cocaine in the bathroom with Semel and then fell into bed with her after parties;
  • ... referred to Ronson, before their relationship got physical, as the "father I never had;"
  • ... lived with Courtenay from October 2007 through December 2007, until Semel moved out because Lohan brought too many men home.

Despite these seemingly over-the-top allegations, the rumor about the Lohan family we believe the least is that Ali is only 14.

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Seriously. A frail-looking Amy Winehouse - even by her standards - appeared to be on the verge of death as she performed at the Chelmsford and Stafford legs of the festival in Essex, England, over the weekend. Not her finest hour.

Her skin looking absolutely ravaged, even scabby, and her famous beehive reduced to matted clumps, one can only wonder how long she has. We think the odds of her living to see Blake Fielder-Civil released from jail are about 50-50.

Blake Fielder-Civil Picture

Must. Shoot. Heroin.

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In 1980, a 14-year old Brooke Shields created controversy by posing lewdly for Calvin Klein.

Now, 28 years later, Kim Kardashian has re-created that photo shoot for Radar magazine. The only difference?

The following pictures aren't exactly controversial. For someone that starred in a sex tape, in fact, they're downright tame (and photoshopped up the wazoo!).

Kim Kardashian, No Shirt

Here are more Kim Kardashian pictures from the Radar pictorial. Click on them for larger versions...

  • Red Bra Shot
  • What a Kick!
  • Big Butt Up

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The oddly-named and supposedly beautiful Rumer Willis - who just celebrated her 20th birthday - was spotted at Los Angeles International Airport with her alleged boyfriend du jour, Michael Alberti, over the weekend. Check it out ...

Michael Alberti and Rumer Willis prepare to fly somewhere.

Merely a Rumer

We're not entirely sure where they were headed, or who Michael Alberti is, but he seems like a handsome fellow, don't you think?

Guess this means she and 90210 star Ryan Eggold are a thing of the past. It's getting hard to keep track of Rumer Willis boy toys.

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Daniel Radcliffe has revealed that he suffers from a mild form of dyspraxia, a brain disorder that can impair the organization of movement.

The neurological problem — which plagues about 10 percent of people in Great Britan — interfereres with a person's normal learning process, as Radcliffe's rep told London's Daily Telegraph that his client's "condition is very mild and at worst manifests itself in an inability to tie his shoe laces and bad handwriting."

A Daniel Radcliffe Image

The actor said his battle with dyspraxia lead him to pursue acting.

"I was having a hard time at school in terms of being crap at everything, with no discernible talent," he said.

The young star next appear as the iconic character in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, which will be released in July of 2009.

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... most fake legs? ... most nude photos?

Both good guesses, guys, but we're talking about the record $46.76 million (?!) divorce settlement - in cash - that Orianne Cevey will receive from Phil Collins.

They've been married six years, the UK's Daily Mail reports.

Not a bad payday for marrying a rich musician.

Orianne Cevey will walk away with $2 million more than what gold-digging queen Heather Mills was awarded in her split from Paul McCartney.

This is not Phil Collins' first experience shelling out massive amounts of ca$h to a pissed off spouse. His second wife, Jill Tavelman, got a reasonable $34 million following their split in 1994. And that's before inflation!

Of course, his net worth is around $280 million, so he's doing okay. Collins, 57, and Cevey, 35, have two kids: Nicolas, 8, and Matthew, 4.

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Apparently Roseanne Barr is still alive. And she is not a fan of Brangelina.

The former sitcom star went on an odd rant via her website this weekend, taking Angelina Jolie to task for saying she was unsure who to cast her vote for in the upcoming presidential election.

"Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more," Roseanne wrote.

From there, Rosanne attacked the Wanted star for recently saying she's undecided John McCain or Barack Obama.

Are you on Team Roseanne or Team Angelina?

"Miss Jolie says she likes [John] McCain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party's worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?"

Look, we think Obama is an obvious choice for a country in need of a new, non-senile direction, too.

But we're pretty sure people are allowed to voice their concerns about candidates, while gathering as much information about each before casting their vote, without a washed-up comedian calling them out in public.

Roseanne concludes her blog by writing that "it might be good for your Asian and African children's self-esteem to know you support" Barack Obama, a man of color, "for the leader of the free world."

It might be good for you, Roseanne, to realize that you haven't been relevant in over a decade.

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In case you thought that the reported pairing of Audrina Patridge and Corey Bohan was pure celebrity gossip and not fact, think again.

The duo was spotted at the Rainbow Club in Hollywood this weekend.

A Smiling Star

While it's hard to say if Audrina will keep Corey Bohan around longer than she did Tal Cooperman or Justin-Bobby Brescia, he is already quasi-famous and very successful at his own thing - BMX racing - so we doubt it's just a stunt.

Regardless, we're psyched to catch up on the life of Audrina and the rest of the gang on the season premiere of The Hills tonight on MTV.

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While we support the relationship of Lindsay Lohan and Samanta Ronson, we'd like to see that couple look remotely happy together for a change. The girlfriends sneer in public more than they snuggle.

That certainly isn't the case for the latest lesbian liason, Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel.

These two reality TV stars have been spotted all over Hollywood this summer, unafraid to kiss, hug or hold hands. Based on Tila's track record, it's hard to have confidence that this pairing will work out.

For now, though, they're gonna milk it for all the publicity it's worth!

Courtenay Semel has seen Tila Tequila nude. Then again, so has every guy with a Penthouse subscription.

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