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Last night's episode of The Hills was delightful, funny, poignant and nauseating at the same time. Our recap will consist of awarding and deducting points as we see fit.

When Whitney Port receives the call at work from Diane Von Furstenberg, she announces she's moving to The City. Meanwhile, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag embark on a romantic trip to Mexico that ends with them getting drunk and married.

On to the rankings! Chime in with your own!

Like, nobody knows where Spencer and Heidi are, Stephanie Pratt says. Except the MTV camera crew that's filming you morons. Just ask them! Minus 6

Whitney getting the call about the job at work was so fake. But we loved Whitney's expressions (and LC's "OMG" face) so much, who cares? Plus 4.

Good Lord, Heidi's fake Mexican accent at the restaurant made us want to claw our eyes out. No amount of Patron should make you that lame. Minus 5.

Trying to railroad Heidi into getting married, Spencer says Heidi "makes him want to be nicer." Not a true romantic, but the best he could do. Plus 6.

Audrina fills the girls in on Heidi's absence. She's useless, but Minus only 3 for the obligatory (mercifully quick) Justin-Bobby cameo. We hate him so hard.

Heidi Montag rocks her typical outfit of clubbing makeup, a red bikini and high heels. LOL. What a skank. Minus 7 for lowering her standards each week, but Plus 14 for the Playboy spread she's subtly auditioning for and will get.

Talking About Feelings

Tell us that Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port talking about feelings during their lunch date at the end didn't elicit a tear or two from you. Pass the tissues! Plus 17!

No footage of the actual ceremony, except on Spencer's camcorder? MTV follows them all the way to Cabo and falls asleep at the wheel then? Fishy. Minus 11.

Oh, how totally sweet are Whitney's parents? Watching them interacting with her, they seem like just the sort of people who would raise Whitney. Plus 9.

Obligatory Plus 1 for the After Show, because we were too harsh on Jessi and Dan last week. They are actually okay. Lo was kinda boring last night though.

Heidi tells Spencer she'll "show him what a wife does." We think we know what she means. And we're talking about Spencer Pratt. *shiver* Minus 23.

Heidi says her mom is going to freak, which we already know is totally accurate. And we thought Darlene was crazy to suggest Spencer drugged her before the wedding. Alcohol could be considered a drug, technically ... Plus 10.

TOTAL: +6. Major swings, but great overall! Leave a comment with your scores!

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There's little doubt that Britney Spears' career is back in a big way - but at what cost? Is she being forced to do too much by her handlers?

Despite an upbeat ending to a year that began with her getting strapped to a gurney (twice), and has seen her overcome a nearly 15-month aversion to pants and underwear, some believe the singer is being pushed too hard, too fast.

"It is too much for her," an insider tells celebrity news magazine OK! "They pack her schedule too tight and now they're trying to find free time."

Despite the success of her new album, Circus, the "signs of cracks in Brit's armor are already beginning to show," says a source close to Spears.

What do you think? Is she being asked to do too much, only to be set up for another epic fall? Let us know your thoughts via the survey below ...

Is Britney Spears being pushed too hard?

 

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Did anyone think it would take Paris Hilton long to move on from Benji Madden?

We're surprised she didn't make a sex tape with someone else while Benji's figurative body was still warm.

Kissy Faces

According to Great Britain's Daily Star, though, Hilton is making the rounds with a new man: actor Gerard Butler.

Sources say Hilton and Butler were spotted together at LA’s Bar Deluxe this week; insiders added that Paris refers to the Scottish star as "Braveheart."

Makes sense to us. After a few days of dating Hilton, we're sure the actor will be screaming, "FREEEEEEEDOM!"

Gerard Butler starred in the movie 300; Paris Hilton has slept with at least 300 men. What a perfect match!

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Paris Hilton is dead serious about looking plastic and ugly.

The reality TV and sex tape star led a cavalry of celebrities at this week's grand opening of a new Dolce & Gabanna boutique in Beverly Hills.

As you can tell, the often-naked star was thrilled to be there...

Click on each image below to see more of Paris, along with other celebs at the event, such as Rumer Willis and Lauren Conrad...

  • Very Plastic Paris
  • Dead Serious
  • Taking a Bow
  • Dolce & Gabbana Pose
  • LC at DC

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

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The great Brody Jenner has dated a number of hot girls - Lauren Conrad, Nicole Richie, Cora Skinner - but briefly. He usually decides to move on fairly quickly.

Well, perhaps that's about to change. According to Scandalist, Brody's made his love for current girlfriend (Playmate of the Year) Jayde Nicole, permanent.

At least in the sense that their matching tattoos won't come off!

Playmate girlfriend by his side, Brody Jenner gives a shout-out to a supporter.

A source reveals: “Jayde and Brody have each other’s initials tattooed on the inside of their lower lips. And they have plans for another set of tattoos.”

Umm... does this mean Jayde has the letters "BJ" tattooed inside her mouth? Remind us to disown our daughters if they date guys with those initials.

Anyway, here are some more photos of Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole we came across. Why? It's Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole! Talk about a couple both the ladies and the guys can appreciate! Click to enlarge our gene pool at its best ...

  • Playboy Party
  • Jayde Nicole, Brody Jenner

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Julianne Hough is a great, gorgeous sport.

The former Dancing with the Stars professional and aspiring singer is all smiles in the photos below, despite celebrity gossip photographers interfering with her and boyfriend Chuck Wicks' vacation.

The pair was spotted at the airport, boarding a flight for the holidays, as Hough playfully stuck her tongue out at those around her... the same tongue that has spent time in Wicks' mouth on more than one occasion.

God, we hate that guy...

For more close-up shots of Julianne Hough and that mother Chucker of a boyfriend, click on the pics below...

  • At the Airport
  • Airport Hotties
  • Julianne and Chuck
  • Ever a Gentleman
  • All Smiles, Waves

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

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The lovely Whitney Port and her future co-star on The City, New York socialite Olivia Palermo, filmed a scene for their new MTV "reality" series in the Big Apple. And found time to smile for celebrity news photographers, lucky for us!

Here's Whit at the 3rd Annual Benefit Gala for Charity: Water - a non-profit organization that brings clean drinking water to developing nations ...

Pretty Whitney

The City premieres December 29 on MTV, along with Bromance (the new show starring Brody Jenner). We can't wait to watch The Hills star's new show. Here are some more photos of Whitney and Olivia Palermo at the charity gala ...

  • Palermo, Olivia
  • Gorgeous Whitney Port
  • Whitney Smiles
  • Olivia Palermo Photograph
  • Port in the City

Photo Credits: Splash News Online

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Looking as handsome as ever and fresh off his interview with Matt Lauer, Tom Cruise attended the New York premiere of his new film at Rose Hall in Manhattan.

Here's Tom ready to take questions and shake hands promoting Valkyrie ...

Hey There!

Later, Tom and his better half, Katie Holmes, attended a party at Nobu to celebrate the movie's release. Suri Cruise had other plans and couldn't make it, unfortch.

Click to enlarge some more pics of Tom and TomKat ...

  • TomKat Rolls to Nobu
  • Taking the Questions
  • Valkyrie Star
  • Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Pic
  • Tom Cruise at Valkyrie Premiere

Photo Credits: Splash News Online

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Jessica Alba would look gorgeous with a bag over her head.

No one can dispute the beauty of this actress.

Scarlett Johansson, Nude Dress

Still, we can compare contrasting appearances, as the pictures below pit Alba's made-up, red carpet persona against a more laid back, natural version of this star....

Which look is Alba's best?

 

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