The Jersey Shore cast needs to hit the beach or something. They're looking kind of aimless in these photos from a recent day out and about in Miami.

Seriously, they look bored. It must not be the same in South Beach without the sights and sounds of Karma and Ronnie pummeling boardwalk idiots.

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You didn't think it could get any more exciting, did you, Adam Lambert fans?

The singer is headlining his first tour this summer and supporters are understandably psyched... but they're about to shatter glass with screams that result from the following news:

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Queen of Denial and Worst Mom Ever candidate Dina Lohan is going on the record about her troubled daughter Lindsay’s reported financial troubles.

Shocker - she says it's all overblown and everything's fine.

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Kal Penn was robbed at gunpoint yesterday, and boy did that robber single out the least preferable semi-famous actor turned Obama administration member.

For his sake. The United States Secret Service is now on the case.

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