Sometimes, despite being married to a beautiful country singer such as a Sara Evans, a man needs to look at other naked ladies.
Right, Craig Schelske?
The estranged husband of Ms. Evans is planning to vigorously defend himself against his wife's allegations of adultery and inappropriate conduct, he says.
"I cannot explain why Sara is waging a false media campaign, but I intend to defend myself in court and protect my children as best I can," Schelske said in a statement issued Tuesday.
He then thanked Jenna Jameson for her support. Just kidding.
Evans filed for divorce from Schelske last week. In court papers, she claims that Schelske had an affair with Alison Clinton, her friend and former nanny to their children.
Somewhere, Jude Law is giving Craig a mental high-five.
"I am crushed. I thought Sara was my friend. I have never been anything but loyal to her and her family," Clinton said through her attorney, Ronnie Berke. "I cannot understand this, but now I am forced to clear my name in order to preserve the best possible future for me and my family."
She then thanked Ron Jeremy for his support. No, we're kidding again.
Clinton also said that at her own recent wedding, Evans was the matron of honor and Schelske was a groomsman. She didn't mention if her husband minded that the groomsman had seen her naked.
Schelske praised Clinton's "courageous decision" to speak out "in the face of the cruel and false allegations leveled against her by Sara. No one should have to go through what Allison is being forced to endure, and she is in my prayers."
Evans, meanwhile, quit Dancing with the Stars last week to deal with issues in her personal life and is scheduled to make a statement on the show Tuesday night to explain her departure.