Ready to send whatever the opposite of birthday wishes would be, THG readers?

Grating, publicity-hungry reality star Michaele Salahi turns 45 today. In celebration, Bravo actually aired the episode of The Real Housewives of D.C. last night in which this pathetic woman and her husband crashed a White House party.

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Randy Quaid! Our man! Happy birthday, buddy. We'd invite you over to celebrate, but you'd probably squat at THG headquarters for weeks after, so ... rain check?

Just kidding. Not really. He and his wife were arrested for burglary at their old house. They also frequent inns and then peace out without paying. It's a little weird.

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Due to his burgeoning relationship with Jasmine Villegas, Justin Bieber is making fans frown these days. Things appear to be getting serious between the two young singers.

But Bieber has come up with a way to make followers smile again, courtesy of the official music video for "U Smile." He even teased his fans big time by describing the video as follows, via Twitter:

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