Vincent Margera - also known as "Don Vito" during his days on MTV's Viva La Bam - was convicted yesterday of two counts of sexual assault on a child.

The old, fat blob was accused of groping three girls, ages 12 to 14, during an autograph signing event last year at mall skate park in the Denver suburb of Lakewood. His defense?

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Much like his Texas friend Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson, Lance Armstrong is apparently getting close with a famous blonde that we never saw coming.Yes, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen were spotted again Wednesday.

The seven-time Tour de France champ and the waifish Full House actress have have met up at least twice in the past week while the former is in town for the New York Marathon, numerous news sources have reported.

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When fashion craved for more than just Kate Moss' bones, Brazilian goddess Gisele Bundchen answered the bell. With a voluptuous, sun-kissed frame and wavy locks of beautiful brown hair, she soon became a modeling superstar.

At 14, the 5'11" stunner was discovered at a Sao Paulo McDonald's and soon left her home country to pursue modeling in New York. In a few years, she was on her way to becoming one the richest, best known model in the world.

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In a November 1 interview, Tom Cruise said of his marriage to Katie Holmes: "I feel lucky. I have a lot of respect for her as an artist, as a woman."

The handsome, slightly insane actor told Entertainment Tonight, "She's a very strong, gracious woman. She's very funny, a great comedian."

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Kim Kardashian is seen here celebrating her 27th birthday with a pair of K-named sisters.

We're not sure which is Khloe... or Kendall... Or Kourtney. The idiotic, self-absorbed mother, Kris, is probably around here somewhere, too.

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For three of the most turbulent months of Britney Spears' life, Kalie Machado was a witness to the wreckage, a constant presence by the "singer's" side.

As the great train wreck's personal assistant starting in December 2006, Kalie Machado soon found herself a featured player in Britney's daily soap opera.

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