Kate Major, Lindsay Lohan's ex-assistant and Michael Lohan's soon-to-be ex-fiancee, says he threatened to kill her, called her a "c**t" and kicked her in the face.

Never a sign of a stable, long-term relationship.

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Frank Neuschaefer's shocking betrayal of Ali Fedotowsky, who he turned the tables on and dumped for his ex Nicole Caruso, rocked The Bachelorette this week.

But if you think Ali was effectively forced into her final two (Chris Lambton and Roberto Martinez) thanks to Frank and his surprise 180, you best think again.

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Selena Gomez turns 18 today, which means we know what the singer/actress is up to:

Purchasing tobacco and pornography and boning up on political facts so she can vote in this fall's election.

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Wanna see something funny? Show these Women's Health poll results to Kim Kardashian, and then watch her scream, panic, chug six gallons of QuickTrim and sit on the toilet for the next week.

That magazine has crowned Brooklyn Decker as 2010's Best Bikini Body, with Kim coming in all the way at number-10.

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When Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to jail, opportunity knocked for Complex.

The publication pulled out all the stops to put the troubled actress on its August / September cover, coinciding with her sentencing for DUI probation violations.

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Snooki.

The nickname itself doesn't exactly imply a lot of activity going on upstairs, if you get what we are talking about, and Nicole Polizzi's general behavior over the past eight months or so confirms she's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

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