Okay, not really. This is obviously a complete joke, but it's a funny one, and one that may not be stretching the truth all that much if you think about it.

Wednesday, we told you about the Carrie Prejean sex tape, which resulted in the settlement of the beauty queen's lawsuit with Miss California officials.

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Yesterday's THG Caption Contest yielded great entries, as per usual.

Our readers were given the challenge of writing the best caption for this photo of World Series winner Alex Rodriguez taking a champagne shower of sorts.

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Say it ain't so for humanity: Kevin Federline's girlfriend, Victoria Prince, is pregnant, according to reports. If true, it would be K-Fed's fifth freaking child.

Federline already has four children - daughter Kori, 7, and son Kaleb, 5, with former flame Shar Jackson, who he infamously dumped for Britney Spears.

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Some might say he went over the line, but others might contend that Jon Stewart was merely channeling Glenn Beck when he compared the growing size and reputation of Congress' health care bill to ... the Fox commentator's appendicitis attack.

Yes, you read that correctly.

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Oprah Winfrey has banned BeBe Winans off her show until further notice domestic violence charges against the gospel singer are resolved, according to reports.

The gospel singer taped appearances on Winfrey's "karaoke challenge" and was on her show last Friday, but Oprah was widely criticized for being a hypocrite.

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Starting November 20, you know where you can find the stars of New Moon: on the big screen. Finally!

But in the days leading up to the movie's premiere, as well as those that follow it, fans should set their DVR for numerous appearances by various cast members on talk shows and late-night programs.

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