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Sigh. O.J. Simpson still thinks he's innocent.

The double murderer-slash-armed robber who told his co-conspirators to "get some heat" before pulling a gun on some schmoe is playing the only card he has left - that of the race variety - in the hopes of being sprung from a Nevada state prison.

Simpson filed an appeal on Tuesday with the Nevada Supreme Court over the hotel room confrontation where he and his roving gang of miscreant thugs punked two sports memorabilia dealers - finally landing the Juice in jail where he belongs.

The miserable excuse for a human being is actually claiming his conviction was tainted by judicial misconduct - namely a lack of racial diversity on the jury.

O.J. Mugshot

THE WORST: O.J., shockingly, is a regular in our celebrity mug shots gallery.

Orenthal the knife-wielding maniac also suggests in his appeal that there were errors in both his sentencing and the instructions given to the jury.

There is no indication the court will hear the appeal or when they could make a ruling. Our best guess is approximately three days from never.

O.J. Simpson is set to serve 9-33 years in the slammer.

No word if he's still trying to hunt down the "real killer" of his ex-wife and her friend while killing (sorry) all that time behind bars. If he every needs any help with that enduring mission, he can always call up Hulk Hogan.

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Please, Reggie Bush. Just ask Kim Kardashian to marry you already!

As much as we love writing about this large-breasted reality star, we're growing a bit tired of her constantly talking about your eventual wedding. Just pop the question, walk down the aisle, sell the photos for millions and get it over with already!

Kris Humphries Kardashian

Kim kontinued the marriage hype over the weekend, as she konfided in E! News that she's already been engagement ring shopping.

"It's just easier," she said to Marc Malkin. "Isn't it easy if someone's like, 'This is exactly what I want.' It'll make your life so easy."

So, will these eventual nuptials be kaught on kamera? Don't kount on it, Kardashian said.

"Reggie would rather die. He would rather not marry me. He's very private. We're complete opposites."

In other words: Bush would never let his aspiring rapper of a significant other film him having intercourse with her. That's just not how he rolls.

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Katy Perry is pretty much synonymous with sex appeal.

Yet in a revealing new interview with Complex magazine, the "I Kissed a Girl" singer says she's not entirely comfortable in the role of pinup girl.

"I didn't know how to use my curves growing up. I was a little boxier," Katy confesses. "But now I understand that I have that curvy thing ... I'm not like Jennifer Lopez or Kim Kardashian, but it's there. That hourglass is in there someways."

The pop star says her pinup body helped snare her beau, Gym Glass Heroes front man Travis McCoy: "I'm probably going to get in trouble for saying this, but he said he was never a boob guy - he was always a butt guy - until he met me."

TMI, Katy, but thanks for sharing.

Hot and Cold

Katy Perry also says she's less promiscuous than her party-girl persona.

"For me, it's not a pastime, going out and meeting people and trying to hook up with people," the 24-year-old says. "That actually makes me feel disgusting."

"From a really early age, I was always really sensitive to that. Getting your flirt on is the best thing in the world," admits the singer. "But when it comes to sharing bodily fluids with a person I don't know - then no thank you."

Words to live by. Click to enlarge Complex's Katy Perry pictures ...

  • Katy Perry's Backside
  • Awesome Katy
  • Katy Perry Cleavage Pic
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  • Complex Katy

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What benefits come with that friendship? Use your imagination!

After learning that Jesus Luz is referring to her as "just a friend," Madonna is gonna be far from pleased. Heck, she may even kick his ass off the couch in her New York City apartment ... where he has allegedly been living.

Madonna Mauls Jesus Luz

"She is my friend ... only my friend," the hunky 22-year-old model said in his first-ever TV interview on the Brazilian TV program Fantastico.

Luz also denied he and Madge are "going to the temple" anytime soon to make it official - even though his dad, Luiz Heitor Pinto da Luz, recently spoke to Quem magazine about the pair's upcoming commitment ceremony.

"Madonna is a person who I admire very much, a friend who has entered my life and [with whom] I keep in contact. I cannot say anything more than I don't have plans of marrying her. I can't say if she is the woman in my life," he said.

Jesus Luz also touched on the oft-used moniker ascribed to him, "boy toy," and strangely didn't seem all that bothered by the less-than-flattering term.

"Frankly, I never give importance to what others say about me," the chosen one said. "They can write that I'm a 'toy boy' or 'boy toy.' And I won't care."

According to reports, Jesus Luz is currently living in the Central Park West apartment owned by Madge. Well, at least until he moves to the doghouse.

How Madonna truly feels about his comments, we can't say - but she is happy that another recent ex, Alex Rodriguez, has moved on with actress Kate Hudson.

"Madonna is actually relieved that A-Rod seems so happy with Kate," says a source. "He's always treated women like he treats home runs anyway."

"He's getting a great batting average here. In fact, Madonna is actually proud that she's raised the bar for him, so he can date a better caliber of women."

Sources say that Kate Hudson and A-Rod have been secretly seeing one another for the past month and a half, but are still trying to keep things quiet.

"When she hits Yankee Stadium, she sits in A-Rod's private seats," says a New York Daily News source. "They're absolutely giddy when they're together."

Too bad Madonna and Jesus Luz are just "friends" and a double-date is out of the question. He's already got the Yankees cap on and everything.

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Look, Brooke Hogan, we're trying to be on your side. Especially when it comes to your immature, insane, self-absored mother.

But it's like you're asking to be insulted with the cover for your upcoming album, "Redemption."

If your goal was to differentiate yourself from your father's girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, then we guess you succeeded. But, seriously, who thought this was a good idea?

Brooke Hogan Album Cover

Are you buying Brooke Hogan as a size zero angel? Neither are we.

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Carrie Prejean is really gonna hate this.

A trio of celebrities - one gay, one straight and one bisexual - has come together to help film a PSA on behalf of the NOH8 Campaign.

The video below is a response to today's ruling by California's Supreme Court, which held up that state's Prop 8 ban against gay marriage.

We're advocates for equal rights, but it's hard to see how anyone can take your cause too seriously when Tila Tequila - a woman who forced potential suitors on her VH1 reality show to eat pig vagina in order to prove their worth as a love interest - is a prominent voice for it.

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Will Adam Lambert actually join the classic rock band Queen?

That debate will need to be put on hold for a couple months, as the runner-up and his fellow American Idol finalists get set to embark on a nationwide tour this summer.

For now, fans wanna know what sort of album Lambert will eventually come out with.

“Labels tend to try to put one box around every artist and keep them in one genre, but I think [my album] can be a collection of different styles,” Lambert told reporters. “I don’t want to do one specific genre. I’m more about fusion. There are a lot of pop artists that are using the ‘glam’ kind of vibe in their music currently so I think I’m actually part of a wave. There just happens to not be many guys doing it right now.”

Friends and Rivals

As for Kris Allen:

“‘Ain’t No Sunshine’ - that’s the kind of stuff I want to do, stuff that has that feel, that kind of moves people," he said. “I’m not a man of many words. I’m not very expressive or emotional but it comes out in my music. It’s the way I express how I feel.”

Will you buy either of these albums? Both? Neither?

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Kendra Wilkinson is about to come... to a small screen near you!

The E! series will premiere on June 7.

Aside from giant boobs and the most distinguishable laugh in Hollywood, here's what viewers can expect to see during the nine-week run of Kendra:

  • In first episode, Wilkinson plans a housewarming party. But, oops, she has no furniture! Therefore, Kendra decorates her abode with a stripper pole prior her shindig.
  • Kendra introduces fiance Hank Baskett to elderly former flame Hugh Hefner.
  • Wilkinson and Baskett go on a road trip from New Mexico to L.A.

Remember to let us know if you'd rather have wild monkey sex with Kendra or Holly Madison!

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Making his first appearance in public in quite some time, alleged batterer and issuer of criminal threats Chris Brown sat with pal Usher and watched the Orlando Magic take on the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA playoffs Sunday night in Florida.

Usher is part owner of the Cavaliers. Chris Brown has yet to own up to beating the living crap out of Rihanna after attending a pre-Grammy party in February.

Cleanin' Up Real Nice

Two of the most beloved, baby-faced singers around chat it up, take in exciting NBA action and discuss Chris Brown's legal the Cavaliers' offensive strategy.

The Magic won, 99-89, to claim a 2-1 lead in the best-of-seven Eastern Conference Finals. With the exception of one miraculous shot by LeBron James, Orlando has been smacking Usher's Cavs around harder than ... well, you get the idea.

Chris Brown's preliminary hearing is scheduled for Thursday. His lawyer will attempt to get the case thrown out as a result of the leaked Rihanna photo.

No, not the nude Rihanna photos, the one of her face after Chris Brown finished with it that mysteriously turned up on TMZ. Sorry for the confusion.

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Susan Boyle, the 48-year-old Scottish singer who has taken a nation by storm upon advancing to the final round on Britain’s Got Talent, hasn't won over the whole UK.

Despite Boyle's beating out seven other performers belting out "Memory" from the musical Cats to reach the finals, English songstress Lily Allen was unimpressed.

Amanda Bynes Twit Pic

"I thought her timing was off on Britain’s Got Talent on Sunday - no control," the 24-year-old songbird opined on her official Twitter page.

"And I don't think she has an amazing voice."

Allen then made a comment that appeared to suggest that Susan Boyle is a mere gimmick: "She can sing," she said, "but it's not about talent with her, is it?"

She "seems like a lovely lady but, if the show is about talent, then that [Shaheen Jafargholi] kid should win." Who do you think has got more talent in Britain?

The Britain’s Got Talent finale competition takes place this Saturday.

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