The powers that be in the U.S. government could save a lot of money by simply slapping this photo on cigarette packs and all drug prevention literature.

You shouldn't smoke or do drugs, teenage celebrity gossip readers.

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It's been a slow couple of weeks for Britney Spears news, but that's a good thing in the long run - at least for the health of the singer.

Rather than clubbing in no underwear, Britney has been kicking it at home and in the dance studio, where she taught a class of 15 children Tuesday.

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The following piece of entertainment news was taken from The National Enquirer, making it less reliable than Britney Spears when called in to court.

We hope we'll be able to print a retraction of this shortly, but the aforementioned tabloid states that Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. He only has five weeks to live, the newspaper reports.

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In response to a racy photo in which she allegedly flashed her "Britney," Rock of Love contestant Daisy de la Hoya is lashing out at TMZ.

Why? Because while the scandalous photo was "censored" with a star supposedly covering u beave, it turns out Daisy was, in fact, wearing underwear.

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We're pleased to announce that of our favorite celebrities celebrates a birthday today. The beautiful and oh-so-sweet Whitney Port of The Hills fame is now 23!

Always there to lend a sympathetic ear or to give sage advice to friends like Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port is a breath of fresh air in The Hills' catty world.

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Granted, this spoiled, skanky red head never went away in the eyes of celebrity gossip tabloids. We've covered every last inch of Lindsay Lohan's recent traffic accidents, rehab stints and Italian boyfriends for a night.

But the actress/singer tells People magazine that she's now focused on her career.

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Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead will soon be the most popular person in every sandbox across the country.

Yesterday, a judge in Los Angeles declared the child the sole heir of Anna Nicole Smith's estate. This means the little one will be able to afford a few new (gold-plated) pacifiers.