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Lauren Conrad is already gone.

Audrina Patridge is set to say farewell.

And now Stephanie Pratt says she ready for life beyond The Hills.

“I think Audrina, Lo and I are all going to leave after these 10 episodes,” Pratt, who appeared on last night's season premiere, told Hollyscoop.com. “I don’t know how much more I can take of The Hills... The Hills is very brutal.”

Yeah. We can only imagine the pain that $65,000 weekly paycheck must cause.

Stephanie insists she won't be exiting the show "because of [Kristin Cavallari]," saying: “I was going to stay and see what happens after these ten episodes, but I just don’t think I can stand The Hills anymore."

That's how most viewers feel about her Satanic brother. Will you miss Pratt when she's gone?

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There were 250 guests, a camera crew and a $4,500 hairstyle on the bride.

However, many sources are claiming last Sunday's wedding between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom was not legally binding because the pair is still working out a prenuptial agreement.

But the groom, new to the world of celebrity gossip, takes exception to this rumor. At a press conference at the Lakers' media day Wednesday, the power forward told reporters:

"It's crazy how perception works in America when you're looking at things from the outside. Anybody that was there will tell you that it was a beautiful event and it was real."

Yes, Lamar Odom spoke on his wedding to Khloe Kardashian at Lakers' media day. Los Angeles fans hoping for back-to-back NBA titles ought to be thrilled about that.

Wedding Pic

[Photo: OK! Magazine]

Meanwhile, those that weren't important enough to see the ceremony in person can tune in to E! on November 8 for a special episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

In related news, viewers that actually do this will need to get a life immediately afterwards.

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Embroiled in a public relations nightmare, a freakishly-dressed, possible Hermaphrodite might not be the first person we'd want in our corner.

But Kanye West has few friends these days, so he'll have to settle for Lady GaGa.

Speaking to a Las Vegas radio station today about the rapper, who is still receiving flak for his crashing of Taylor Swift's VMA speech two weeks ago, GaGa said:

"I would say he’s a good guy and everybody makes mistakes, and he feels so f-cking bad. He really does... Everyone likes to focus on gossip, but he’s changed music and he’s really prolific and an incredible person, and I think it’s unfair to judge somebody on one mistake they’ve made.”

  • Wasted Kanye
  • LG Pic

West and Lady GaGa are set to tour together, so she has a soft (likely, poorly-dressed) spot in her heart for him.

“He’s really kind of shown me a lot, as a friend, planning this tour - it’s all about the fans... I felt like that [VMA] moment really portrayed him in a way that he really isn’t. It was just a random moment.”

What do you think, readers? Is it time we forgave Kanye and moved on?

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Reality TV's most overpaid airheads (and that's saying something) return to MTV tonight as The Hills kicks off its new season. Or "bonus episodes" of the current season five. Whatever you want to call it, it's back at 10 p.m. EST.

The City follows at 10:30 p.m. EST.

In preparation for the return of its contrived cash cow, the network has released a slew of promotional images of the cast. Some are older pictures, but most are new and feature stars who will now be playing new and/or bigger roles.

Specifically, Kristin Cavallari joins the cast and pretends to be interested in Justin-Bobby to piss off Audrina Patridge. Also, Stacie the bartender is apparently getting her own promotional photos now. This is "reality" TV at its finest.

Click to enlarge the pictures below. Who's your favorite Hills star?

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On the same day he got fired off the TLC show that made him famous, and Kate Plus 8 was born, Jon Gosselin is finally owning up to some of his actions.

The womanizing father of eight has opened up to In Touch Weekly and said:

“I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated [on June 22]. I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.”

Yes, Hailey Glassman. He said women. Sorry, but you haven't been the only one to go to this Jon.

Jon Gosselin is sorry for being an insensitive jackass. Do you forgive him?

Jon also asked a court-approved Pennsylvania arbitrator to suspend his divorce proceedings for 90 days this morning, but experts doubt this is a sign that he and Kate Gosselin will reconcile.

An insider close to the situation told E! News the legal move was "not an emotional or romantic decision." Instead, the source says it's "both a legal and PR strategy meant to force Kate to deal with Jon on many important issues relating to the welfare of his children."

Hey, at least he's aware he has children! That's a pleasant change from the way he's been acting for the last few weeks.

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Spencer Pratt has never actually gone away.

While a new season of The Hills kicks off tonight on MTV, the ridiculous reality star and wife Heidi Montag have rarely gone more than two days all summer without making headlines.

Still, during an interview with The New York Post, Pratt felt the need to announce his return to television by going off on a classic rant against Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian; while also comparing himself to a certain U.S. President. He said:

"Speidi is Barack and Michelle famous, not Kardashian famous! The fact that USA Today said we're the third most famous couple in the world after Brangelina and The Obamas is amazing."

Red, White and Speidi

As for Lauren Conrad, it's safe to say Spencer thinks her decision to exit The Hills was a mistake.

"Her ego ruined her life and her career - I pray for her every day and we'd all love for her to come back to The Hills when she realizes her move didn't work. She tried to put MTV over a barrel by demanding more money than God."

Audrina Patridge also has plans for her own reality show. How do you feel about that, Spence?

"The day she can hold 22 minutes of content with her brain, is the day I'm walking on Mars with no oxygen tank barefoot. Unfortunately, Audrina will have to wake up from that dream soon!"

You gotta love Spencer Pratt. Or maybe you don't. Do you like the attention-grabbing star?

 

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Hours away from the season premiere of The Hills, Kristin Cavallari has two messages for viewers:

  1. She isn't dating John Mayer;
  2. She's very misunderstood and nice.

First things first: Cavallari, who was rumored to be dating the douchey singer, told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show today that she's only met Mayer once - and she turned down his advances.

"I didn't want to be another notch on his belt," she said, taking an indirect shot at Minka Kelly, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and the other gorgeous stars that have somehow fallen prey to Mayer's guitar-based charms.

  • Quite Douchey
  • Howdy, Kristin!

Both John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari deny they have ever touched the other one's private parts. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

As for The Hills, rumors don't link Kristin to Audrina Patridge; quite the opposite, in fact. The two are reportedly sworn enemies.

"I get along with everybody except for Audrina," Cavallari admits. "I don't not like Audrina. I don't think she likes me."

The same can be said for viewers of Laguna Beach, the 2004 series on which Cavallari originally starred. She claims she broke down in tears the first time she watched her appearance on the former MTV hit.

"I was really upset they portrayed me the way they did," she said.

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Over the last few weeks, Levi Johnston has given the world his original, hilarious take on Sarah Palin.

On November 17, the former governor of Alaska and current cult-like figure will release her own story, as Going Rogue: An American Life hits stores earlier than originally announced.

It will go up against the release of Kris Allen's debut CD that day.

Palin as a Mother

Some Republicans, and ALL Democrats, hope Sarah Palin is a nominee for President in 2012.

The 400-page memoir from HarperCollins was essentially penned by ghostwriter Lynn Vincent.

Palin was likely too busy shooting wolves from helicopters and believing in the unproven premise that abstinence education leads to fewer pregnancies.

Among the topics expected to be covered in the tome are:

  • Palin's life as a beauty pageant contestant;
  • Her selection as Vice Presidential running mate by Jon McCain;
  • Daughter Bristol's pregnancy;
  • A passionate defense of Alaska's proximity to Russia;
  • The main reasons why Katie Couric is a stupid head;
  • An English translation of her Gubernatorial resignation speech.

We may have made a few of those up.

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DJ AM did not commit suicide.

A New York City medical examiner has determined the cause of death for Adam Goldstein, who was found dead in his apartment in late August, to be an accidental overdose.

According to the medical examiner, the technical reason DJ AM passed away was due to "acute intoxication, caused by the combined effects of so many drugs in his system. These included: cocaine, oxycodone, Vicodin, Ativan, Klonopin, Xanax, Benadryl and Levamisole.

The manner of death is listed on the official report as "accident (substance abuse)."

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Great news for Jon Gosselin: he'll soon have more time on his hands to flirt with anyone with boobs and possibly get into Las Vegas threesomes.

The attention-starved, vagina-hungry father of eight has officially been axed from the TLC series that made him famous, as the network announced this morning the show would only feature Kate Gosselin.

As of November 2, it will be titled Kate Plus 8.

"Given Jon's recent antics, there was no way the show could continue to portray him as a doting Dad, not while all this other crap was going on," a source told People.

Hello? Major Douchebag Here

After Jon and Kate announced plans to separate in June, the series took a six-week hiatus and returned on August 3 to just 4.3 million viewers. Since then, Jon has gone public with his relationship with Hailey Glassman and said he despises his ex-wife.

"Given the recent changes in the family dynamics, it only makes sense for us to refresh and recalibrate the program to keep pace with the family," TLC president Eileen O’Neill said in a statement. "The family has evolved and we are attempting to evolve with it; we feel that Kate’s journey really resonates with our viewers."

Moreover, O'Neill implies, Jon Gosselin is a giant douchebag.

Will you watch Kate Plus 8?

 

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