Welcome, celebrity gossip readers across the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun tradition and Friday afternoon fan-favorite.

When President George W. Bush poses for the photo below with the Easter Bunny, you know the results are going to be pretty funny. Who won?

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That's Mario, the R&B singer who uses only his first name (real name Mario Dewar Barrett), and not Mario Lopez, former Saved By the Bell Star.

Karina Smirnoff is partnering with the former on Dancing With the Stars this season. Three seasons ago, she partnered with Mario Lopez.

Today's New York Post links former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer to Wicked Models, a second high-priced prostitution ring busted this week.

Three weeks ago Spitzer stepped down as governor after being tied to Emperors Club VIP. His spokeswoman denies he was a "Wicked" client.

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While Bret Michaels searches for romance on Rock of Love, another member of '80s hair band Poison is going about it in a different manner.

Rikki Rockett was arrested on a rape warrant issued out of Mississippi as he arrived at LAX after getting off a flight from New Zealand.

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Minnesota Timberwolves star Marko Jaric is "over the moon" about his new love, Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima. But don't believe celebrity gossip that he's shopping for engagement rings. At least not yet.

The couple have been dating for the last six months, but Marko Jaric says he was perplexed by recent celebrity news sites' reports talking about him checking out local jewelry stores for a rock for Adriana Lima.

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The Kate Bosworth sex scene with Jim Sturgess for their new movie, 21, is pretty hot. Just don't ask Kate for too many the details.

"We were both so drunk," the actress star said. "Jim and I became such good friends, we decided to have a couple of drinks, loosen up and go for it."

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