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Isla Fisher is best known for being Borat's wife.

But the actress is trying to break free from her husband's hilarious shadow, and she's doing so by duplicating a celebrity gossip favorite.

Stylin Star

Perhaps if I dress like Kim Kardashian, Fisher figures, the paparazzi will notice me more. Mission accomplished so far, Isla...

Who wears this Lela Rose dress best?

 

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The paternal grandmother of Lindsay Lohan has a message for her broken-hearted relative:

I'm so glad this happened because now I can get paid to give an interview!

No, wait. This is it:

"We'd all like to reach out to her," Marilyn told People. "We're all here for her and we'd love to see her. Me, as a grandmother, I'd like to try and help her out, but she's not here, she's in L.A."

The woman who gave birth to the demonic Michael Lohan blames the night life - that was clearly forced upon Lindsay - for her woes.

"What happened is that it was too much too fast. And she was on her own too early. She was too young," Marilyn  said. "And they get into that party scene. It's very hard for them.

In conclusion, what's Marilyn's message for her granddaughter?

 "I love her, call me, I'm here for her, and anything I can do, please get in touch."

Lindsay Lohan, Breasts

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Ashlee Simpson is a proud mama, sharing pics of Bronx on Twitter.

Pete Wentz is a drunk moron, partying with skanks in Las Vegas.

With the useless but harmless "singer" home alone with their newborn son, her rock star husband was photographed getting wild in Sin City with a bunch of scantily clad dancers and a booze-fueled Slip 'n' Slide over the weekend.

Hey, beats diaper changing.

The Fall Out Boy bassist - sans wife of nearly one year - partied hard with about 50 band members, dancers and friends (including Girls Next Door star Holly Madison) following a sold-out show at the Palms Casino Resort on April 5.

"Everybody was going absolutely crazy," an eyewitness said. "People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip 'n' Slide with a mat and lubricant."

"And Pete Wentz was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band's own songs, while grinding up against the dancers. At one point he was even dancing on a pool table with the girls," the partygoer adds.

Earlier in the day, Ashlee Twittered: "I am beyond sad to leave my love ... My heart is breaking as we drive home." And also: "I need my hubs."

He just needs booze and lubricant, apparently.

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The other day we proclaimed that Marisa Miller bikini pictures were the best thing around, and the aforementioned model the best in the world at what she does.

This still may be true, but Adriana Lima looks like she's rising to the occasion. Much like many of the guys who may be staring at these photos right about now ...

Worth a Lot

Adriana Lima models some odd underwear for Victoria's Secret.

We suppose the Brazilian beauty's recent photo shoot for Victoria's Secret is nothing that remarkable, as this is how she makes a living, and we all know how good their lingerie looks with her modeling it. But come on, she did a heck of a job.

We still can't believe Marko Jaric is hitting this, possibly for life, but what are you gonna do. Hate him, or click to enlarge the Adriana Lima pics below? We thought so:

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes take education very seriously so much so that they have reportedly doled out a whopping $1 million on classes for their kid.

This wouldn't be as incredible if Suri Cruise weren't two.

According to Showbizspy, Cruise and his wife are keen for the cute little tyke to have a well-rounded upbringing, and are spending a fortune to make it so.

A source reveals:

"It doesn't matter what [Suri Cruise] is doing, Tom wants her to be better than any other child. All parents think their kids are special, but Suri is learning the ways of Xenu French and Spanish and has a tutor she sees once a week."

TomKat in Tokyo

One happy, overachieving family.

"Suri has shown a real love of Scientology dancing, so Tom and Katie are encouraging her. She practices ballet, tap and modern dance for hours, nearly every day. She also started taking private gymnastics lessons and is learning soccer."

Katie Holmes is convinced that socializing with older kids will benefit her daughter:

"Katie likes to have Victoria and David Beckham's two sons around, since they are older. She thinks Suri will emulate what they do and learn faster."

Aww. So sweet. Click to enlarge some cute Suri and TomKat pics ...

  • Suri and Tom Cruise Pic
  • Disney Princess
  • Dressed For the Weather
  • Waving to the Fans
  • That Hat Sucks
  • Suri and Bear Go Holiday Shopping

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It's been a bit of a rough stretch for Hayden Panettiere.

Well, at least in terms of the PR the 19-year-old's gotten.

A Gorgeous Gal

They say any publicity is good publicity, but that may be a bit of a stretch if multiple stories involve you being a raging bitch. Or if you're Sarah Palin.

Nevertheless, Hayden is bouncing back strong with some beautiful photos today, courtesy of InStyle UK. Here's the Heroes star kickin' it in the tub ...

Hayden Panettiere likes to bathe fully clothed, apparently.

Hopefully, with this photo shoot, her image will be back to normal: that of a smoking hot 19-year-old girl on a mediocre show who hearts marine life.

Click to enlarge more Hayden Panettiere photos from InStyle UK ...

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Continuing to win raves for her fashion as well as her demeanor, First Lady of the United States Michelle Obama posed for a photo with Barack Obama yesterday.

OR DID SHE?

Is this actually a picture of America's newest First Couple? Or has Madame Tassaud gone to town once again and immortalized them in her D.C. museum?

You decide in this edition of Real or Wax ...

Michelle Obama: Real or Wax?

Michelle Obama is ...

 

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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's one red-hot sex life has been reborn, according to Star magazine, which says K-Fed has been tapping that ass in hotel suites, backstage and even in dressing rooms on the singer's Circus tour.

The celebrity gossip magazine - which only last week reported on Britney's supposed relationship with backup dancer Chase Benz - says K-Fed, who is being paid to accompany Spears and their kids on tour, has been hitting it feverishly.

"It's like they're newlyweds all over again," a family insider says. "They can't keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier."

Really? This seems a little hard to believe, with all the Chase Benz rumors and Britney being in the news daily for wanting to free herself from papa Jamie.

BACKSTAGE TRYSTS: Despite her rigorous touring schedule, Britney Spears has now been linked to two dudes in the past week. One of whom is her former husband.

The magazine continues, saying "Britney loves it" when Kevin puts the moves on her. That's hot. And "she definitely knows how to fan the flames" herself.

There's just one big issue - literally! - standing in the way.

That would be Kevin's new girlfriend, former volleyball star Victoria Prince, who supposedly caught Kevin boning the daylights out of Britney "on the sly."

Victoria Prince "caught him with his hand in the cookie jar," says a source.

We just hope his "hand" was protected. That "cookie jar" definitely does not need to produce another little "cookie" for Sean and Jayden to play with.

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According to its commercials, the ShamWOW can absorb a mind-boggling amount of soda.

We wonder how much blood the super dish rag can pick up.

Two weeks after news broke that the invention's spokesman, Vince Shlomi, got into a brawl with a prostitute, The Smoking Gun has released a few photos of the combatants.

Based on these pics, neither side can be declared victorious.

  • Bloodies Vince Shlomi
  • Beaten Hooker
  • Hospitalized Hooker
  • Vince Shlomi Pic

Click on the photos above to enlarge these gruesome, albeit sort of hilarious, pictures of Vince Shlomi and his hospitalized hooker.

According to the arrest affidavit, Shlomi started to make out with the prostitute when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

He reacted by going all Chris Brown on the woman, punching her several times. Both were arrested for felony battery, but the case was eventually dropped.

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Having pleaded not guilty to assault and criminal threats in conjunction with a brutal "alleged" attack on Rihanna at his arraignment Monday, Chris Brown now has three weeks until his next court date April 29 to hammer out a plea deal.

Whether he succeeds will depend, in large part, on who blinks first - presumably, a plea bargain would have already been agreed upon if the D.A. would let Brown avoid serving jail time, which his lawyers are actively seeking.

But so far, no agreement.

Will Brown agree to a shorter jail sentence in order to avoid a protracted trial and the maximum four year, eight month sentence he's facing? Or will the D.A. not want to potentially risk any chance of losing and agree to a slap on the wrist?

Either way, Chris Brown is 19. His life will go on, and as far as the future is concerned, the more important question for him is whether his career can be saved.

It will be a tough sell. There's not much positive spin you can put on violence against women, and he beat up a singer more popular than himself! Expressing his deepest regret while acting like a tool on a jet ski in Florida didn't help.

A contrite statement about the seriousness of his alleged crimes - no matter what his sentence ends up being - would be a good start in rebuilding his image.

Rather than crying and blaming others or pressures in his life, an admission of guilt and sincere, public apology to Rihanna and fans would go a long way.

His attorneys have almost certainly suggest he do nothing while a plea deal is being worked on, and that strategy has its merits, but the longer he waits to acknowledge mistakes he clearly made, the harder it will be to recover from them.

Instead of admitting that domestic violence is wrong, or that assault and abuse are serious issues, Brown has yet to express anything at all, leaving himself open to speculation that he has no problem with smacking women around.

Maybe that's unfair, but it's also reality. Without a proactive approach, one of music's brightest stars could be ready to "kiss, kiss" his career goodbye.

Click to enlarge more photos of Brown in court Monday:

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