This is a variation on our recurring feature, "Would You Hit It?" We know for a fact you guys (and girls) would gladly do so in this case. Probably repeatedly. So we decided to mix it up a bit and pit two lovely ladies against each other.

On the left, we have Ashley Dupre, doing what she does best. Okay, that's not true. Screwing the Governor of N.Y. State would be what she does best. But sauntering down the beach in a bikini? That's what she does second best!

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Ethan Hawke is a father for the third time.The actor and his new wife, Ryan Shawhughes, welcomed daughter Clementine Jane Hawke on Friday in New York City. "They are thrilled," Hawke's rep, Mara Buxbaum, said of the exciting news.

Ryan Shawhughes squeezed out a girl for herself and Ethan Hawke.

Posted in: Celebrity Babies

The States of California and Louisiana should revoke all licenses issued to people named Spears immediately. This is definitely a DNA thing.

The mother of pop star Britney Spears ran over a bike-riding youngster with her car and killed him in 1975, the National Enquirer reports.

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Thomas Beatie - falsely referred to as the "pregnant man" when he's actually just the first legally transgender male to give birth - welcomed a daughter into the world three weeks ago.

Already, he told People, little Susan Juliette is "easygoing and mellow and intelligent." On the night of June 29, Beatie squeezed out (through his vagina because, as noted above, he isn't a man!) a nine-pound, five-ounce girl."She's so precious, I just can't stop staring at her," Thomas said in his first interview since he and wife Nancy returned with their baby from Bend, Oregon's St. Charles Medical Center. "Just holding her is the best feeling in the world."

Posted in: Celebrity Babies