Welcome, celebrity news and gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. Who wins this edition of the Caption Contest?

Tough call, but our winner is SpaceAceMoonBoots. Congrats. The winning entry now appears below the pic. Thanks for playing, and good luck this week!

Posted in: Tila Tequila

The Bachelorette star DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak, her fiancé, are getting married next year — and in a twist only appropriate for their reality TV romance, former Bachelor star Andy Baldwin will perform the ceremony!

“Andy Baldwin is a certified minister,” an insider explains to celeb gossip tabloid InTouch Weekly, noting that the rose ceremony veterans met on MySpace (really) - then grew so close that Andy was asked to officiate at the wedding.

Posted in: Andy Baldwin

Just when we thought every possible way of ridiculing Heidi Montagand her music video for "Overdosin'" had been explored, The Soup's Joel McHale proved us wrong yet again. Check out this disturbing, hilarious parody ...

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Posted in: Heidi Montag

Apparently presidential hopeful John McCain shares a birthday with Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson! What does THAT say about his ability to lead?!

Just kidding. We won't hold sharing August 29 as a of birth with the King of Crazy against John McCain, who turns 102 (give or take 30) today.

Posted in: Michael Jackson

The main American Idol talk this week has centered around Kara DioGuardi as the fourth judge on the show. Look for her in season eight.

But while decisions such as this were being made behind the scenes, the two most popular contestants from season seven were entertaining fans as part of the American Idols Live Tour.

Posted in: David Archuleta