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Lindsay Lohan's turbulent personal life is ridiculed here almost daily.

It's little surprise, then, that it is now being spoofed in a new adult film starring lookalikes of the former actress and her gal pal Samantha Ronson.

Livin' La Vida Lindsay

The X-rated documentary-style comedy follows "Lindsay" - played by redhead Scarlett Fay in Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan - as she struggles with her on-off romance with Samantha, goes in and out of rehab, etc.

Suffice it to say, there are wardrobe malfunctions involved. And then some.

The faux firecrotch also gets advice from fake, filthy knockoffs of Paris Hilton (though the real one would have worked fine) and Scarlett Johansson (for reasons unknown, maybe they had a bored adult star who looks kinda like her).

In the film, nude Lindsay Lohan repeats her real-life Marilyn Monroe photo shoot in a blonde wig - and later hooks up with Ron Jeremy, obviously.

Talk about a must-see ... well, not really. You could a lot of the same kind of things by following the real Lohan around, but whatever. Follow the jump to see the probably unsafe for work, but amusing cover of the video ...

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Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron make up one of the most stable couples in Hollywood.

But don't expect them to walk down the aisle any time soon.

"I think [marriage and starting a family] is great," Hudgens told People when asked about her future. "but I'm so focused on my career right now that it doesn't really cross my mind."

You're also 20 years old, Vanessa.

Zac's Gal

Regarding her professional outlook, Hudgens is excited about starring in more mature fare than High School Musical.

She might actually get naked in the Zack Snyder-directed drama Sucker Punch.

"The fact that kids look up to me in my role as Gabriella is flattering," Hudgens said of her best-known character. "But at the end of the day, I want to do R-rated films, and I want to do things that are a bit edgier, so maybe some kids can't see some of them.

"I just think it's really important to try different things. I think a lot of people get stuck doing the same routine, and I'm just not content with that. I love trying new things and doing new hobbies and just exploring life."

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Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney are heading back to New Zealand.

Minus camera crews, a diamond ring and Melissa Rycroft this time.

Air New Zealand has invited the controversial but happy couple from ABC's The Bachelor on the world's first "Matchmaking Flight." Yes, we're serious.

The promotional gimmick will take place October 13 journey, when passengers can board an Air New Zealand flight from Los Angeles to Auckland and chat with Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney (while mingling with other singles of course).

Those who book online by July 15, can make this flight starting at $580. To book online and access the hot discount, travelers are invited to upload an online dating profile and then enter a promotion code when booking the Matchmaking Flight.

Passengers on this very special matchmaking flight will get to attend a send-off party at the gate in Los Angeles. The flight will be filled with matchmaking advice from Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney, an open bar, and speed dating.

Once in Auckland, travelers may choose to attend a matchmaking ball at SKYCITY Convention Center, which will also be attended by single New Zealanders.

“Molly and I fell in love with New Zealand on The Bachelor," Jason Mesnick said in a statement. "It’s truly the most romantic place on Earth."

"We can’t wait to return to the scenery and hospitality and hope all the Matchmaking Flight singles have as much success as we did in finding one another.”

Jason actually "found" Melissa Rycroft there, only to break things off with her and start dating Molly back in the U.S., but we'll let them run with that.

Semantics aside, Molly and Jason are going strong and seem very much in love. Is an engagement in the works? "Definitely, someday," Jason says.

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Despite myriad reports to the contrary - and quoting figures ranging from $3 million to $100 million - Michael Jackson's former wife Debbie Rowe isn't seeking a payout from the deceased superstar's family, her attorney says.

Eric George refuted an article in the New York Post that quoted an anonymous source who said that Katherine Jackson paid Debbie Rowe $4 million to solidify a custody agreement in which Rowe would basically back off for good.

George's letter states unequivocally that:

  • Nagreement - legal or financial - exists between Jackson and Rowe
  • Debbie Rowe has not relinquished her parental rights with the kids
  • The two women have not negotiated any new custody agreement

"It would be easier to identify those few background facts that are accurate than to catalog the number of blatant falsehoods in your story," the letter reads.

Rowe gave birth to Michael Jackson's two elder children, Prince Michael and Paris Jackson, 12 and 11. Blanket, 7, was born to an unnamed surrogate.

A Debbie Rowe Picture

Debbie Rowe is not at all pleased with celebrity gossip photographers. Or reports that erroneously say she is out to bilk Michael Jackson's estate. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

Sources close to the case say that instead of a huge payout, all Debbie Rowe wants is assurance that the Jackson family will honor the deal she had with Michael.

Rowe and Jackson struck an agreement in which she was paid a large sum over a period of years after carrying the two children and then divorcing the star.

The agreement stays in effect after hiss death, but Rowe wants assurance the family will abide by the terms. Most likely, the negotiations between the parties center on that pact and whether the family will continue to honor it. Simple as that.

Sources say talks do not involve anything beyond what Rowe would receive under the existing agreement and she will not fight for custody.

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Team Edward or Team Jacob? It's question fans of the Twilight franchise have debated for years.

But forget the characters they play for a moment. Let's focus on the men behind the roles, the gorgeous young actors that portray vampires and werewolves on-screen, but make females scream off-screen for very different reasons.

Indeed, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner have gone from obscure stars to worldwide sensations.

In the upcoming installment of the Twilight Saga, Pattinson and Lautner's characters battle for Bella's love. So why not start the competition early?!?

Drool over each handsome actor below and then answer the only question that matters below...

  • Irresistable
  • Picture of Taylor Lautner

When it comes to Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner, who would you rather ...

 

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Dumping someone before their birthday seems harsh, but reports suggest that Tony Romo had good reason for calling it quits with Jessica Simpson in such fashion.

He found text messages from her ex John Mayer.

Flying into L.A. Thursday, Romo quickly made up for lost time with Simpson but their reunion quickly took a turn for the worse, according to Radar Online.

“They were hanging out and he picked up her phone and she got defensive about it,” a source revealed. “Tony found messages from John and went ballistic.”

While the couple has had rocky patches in the past, the idea of Simpson possibly cheating with that douchebag was the straw that broke the camel’s back:

“Tony dumped her right then. He walked out and that was it.”

  • A Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Picture
  • A John Mayer Picture

John Mayer. You cannot escape him. [Photos: Fame Pictures]

Since dumping Jessica Simpson, Romo has been taking comfort in his group of guy pals who are in town with him while he films a Pepsi commercial and attends the ESPYS.

Since the breakup, he and his crew have been spotted at the club MyHouse, dining at Yamashiro and partying at the Key Club. Now that's making up for lost time.

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Look away, Nick Jonas!

Earlier this week, Miley Cyrus was feeling under the weather. Based on a Twitter posting, however, it sounds like she was wishing she were under Zac Efron.

Never one to shy away from telling fans pretty much every thought that enters her head - no matter how personal, inappropriate or inane - Cyrus Tweeted:

"Me and mom are seriously sitting here staring at Zac Efron on Google images. Girls I totally get it! He is gorgeous!"

So is his girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens. Watch what you say, Miley.

Pretty Miley

Is Miley Cyrus making a play for Zac Efron? The Tweeniverse might explode if she does.

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Remember Me is a new movie starring Robert Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin.

It's also the name of T.I.'s newest song, about how he doesn't want people to forget him while he's in prison. And how could we possibly, given his full-scale marketing assault from prison? Featuring a video shot in ... prison?

Always thinking ahead (except when purchasing illegal firearms from undercover cops), T.I. had the foresight to record a jam and film a music video with Mary J. Blige before turning himself in for his year-long prison term.

"Remember Me" features Mary J. Blige warning "Don't forget to remember me" while T.I. pretends like he's in jail ... right before actually going to jail.

Here's the incarcerated rapper's latest attempt to turn a Class A felony into a cool thing and shamelessly cash in on the fact that he is incarcerated:

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Los Angeles Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter personally went to Dr. Arnold Klein's office to get Michael Jackson's medical records this afternoon, TMZ reports.

He went to the office because Dr. Klein was not fully cooperating with the L.A. Coroner's office request for documents pertaining to Klein's treatment of Jackson.

Michael Jackson Entertainment Weekly Cover

On July 2, Winter's office contacted the office of Dr. Klein and subpoenaed the medical records of Michael Jackson. At that time, Klein's lawyer sent partial records and then promised he would send the rest later, but never did.

Winter's office then called Dr. Arnold Klein's rep to say they still hadn't received the documents but Klein never responded. Thus the personal trip today.

According to Winter, a lawyer for Klein was in the office while another was on the telephone. The lawyers promised to hand over the files in 24 hours.

Dr. Arnold Klein remains under investigation.

Law enforcement is investigating Dr. Klein's prescription practices as they relate to Michael Jackson - including prescribing him medication using aliases.

If he is found to have withheld, altered or destroyed medical records of the singer, it could lead to additional scrutiny of the well-known dermatologist.

There have also been reports that Klein is the biological father of Michael's kids Paris and Prince. He denies that he is ... to the best of his knowledge.

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Just a few hours ago, we reported on a serious of stories claiming something to the effect of a deal being offered to Debbie Rowe by Michael Jackson's family.

The details are not confirmed, but reputable sources claim that the late singer's family would pay Debbie pay her $3-5 million in exchange for Rowe not contesting his mom Katherine Jackson's guardianship and full custody of Michael's children.

Debbie Rowe is the biological mother (probably) of Prince Michael, 12, and Paris Jackson, 11, but she has had little if any contact with them in recent years.

Jackson's will states that Katherine gets full custody of Prince and Paris (along with Blanket, 7) and omitted Rowe, the late star's former spouse, altogether.

Rowe has said she will appear at Monday's custody hearing in L.A. Her intentions are not known ... except, apparently, by the ultra-reliable OK! Magazine.

She wants $100 million or the kids!

100 Million or the Kids!

Apparently, $3-5 million wasn't good enough for OK! to sell large quantities of magazines, so they decided to boost the figure by $95-97 million. Details.

This headline is comical for numerous reasons, chief among them:

  • Having attempted to sign away her parental rights before, and having no relationship with the kids, Debbie Rowe has no grounds for this demand.
  • Even if she did seek out a settlement, there is little chance of her receiving even one-tenth that amount, given the singer's debts and obligations.
  • Debbie Rowe may or may not be weighing options and hedging bets, but has communicated only through a lawyer. No one knows what she wants.
  • OK!'s own blog links to an article in the New York Post claiming Rowe is negotiating a $4 million buyout to give up custody rights forever.

Then again, the magazine's previous cover was the infamous Michael Jackson death photo. So we suppose this actually is a step in the right direction.

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