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Last week, Hailey Glassman told Steppin' Out magazine that her ex-beau Jon Gosselin's penis is "tiny, tiny, tiny." Not a lot of room for interpretation there.

It looks like she's not alone in her assessment, either.

According to Us Weekly, Jon's former wife Kate Gosselin had a somewhat different, but similarly critical way of referring to his manhood, or lack thereof:

"Stubby."

Imagery we do not need on a sleep-deprived Monday morning.

The former Mr. & Mrs. Stubby in happier times.

According to a family source, Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon's genital shortcomings, and even called him "Stubby" to his face to mock him.

Sounds like something that grating nag would do.

Jon is currently getting cozy with new girlfriend Morgan Christie, who has yet to comment on the size of Lil' Jon. We give it a couple of weeks, but no more.

Over the weekend we Tweeted at Hailey Glassman, who Jon dated post-Kate and pre-Morgan, about her recent comments and got the response seen below.

No one can accuse her of lacking a sense of humor ... in fact, with an analogy like that, she might make a terrific content writer at The Hollywood Gossip ...

Hailey G. Tweetz

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There can be no debate: Beyonce is banging.

The singer is pretty much as beautiful and as talented as they come. In fact, will you help THG get Beyonce chosen for next year's Super Bowl halftime act, instead of whatever elderly band the NFL has in mind?

While we can all agree Beyonce is totally bangable, one question still remains: Does she look better with or without bangs? Compare, contrast and vote below:

  • Beyonce Pregnancy Fashion
  • A Beautiful Beyonce

How do you prefer Beyonce's hair?

 

After sounding off on this topic, let your voice be heard on other recent Beyonce comparisons. When it comes to fashion, there's been...

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This story keeps on getting better and better. John Edwards is reportedly engaged to Rielle Hunter, his mistress and the mother of his love child, reports say.

Two weeks ago, Edwards finally admitted that he is the father of Hunter's two-year-old daughter. Since then, Edwards and wife Elizabeth legally separated.

According to the National Enquirer, who broke the Edwards love child scandal, he proposed to his mistress on the same day he came clean about paternity.

“John dropped the proposal bomb on Rielle shortly before he issued his statement that he was indeed Frances’ father,” a source told the celeb news tabloid.

Rielle Hunter has been waiting for a proposal for two long years. She deserved to know he wanted to raise their child together, and wanted Rielle in his life."

If this is true, which we highly doubt but can't officially rule out, you know what's coming next: The John Edwards Sex Tape II: Honeymoon Suite Style!

Rielle Hunter and Quinn

Will Rielle Hunter become the new Mrs. John Edwards?

“John said that when his divorce is final, he’ll buy her a diamond ring. In the meantime, he’s getting them a house.” A $3.5 million beach house, allegedly.

The Enquirer says that Edwards expects his divorce from his cancer-stricken wife to be completed within a year, paving the way for a marriage to Hunter.

A spokeswoman for John Edwards denied this report, much like his people did numerous times about the affair ... and the love child ... and the coverup.

“It’s absolutely not true,” his spokesman said, adding that  Edwards and Hunter “only communicate through a third party,” to work out Edwards visitation.

“Everybody is trying to move on with their lives.”

It's probably not true. But given that Edwards is a deceitful human who lies about everything, he doesn't exactly have a lot of credibility left, does he?

All we know is that if we were Andrew Young, we'd start ordering only bottled water in restaurants, and make sure the valet turns his car on for him.

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They're competing against each other for medals in the 2010 Winter Olympics, but that's nothing compared to this.

Lindsey Vonn and Hannah Teter are U.S. teammates and Sports Illustrated models.

They both posed for that magazine's iconic Swimsuit Edition this year and have caused quite a stir between those that think female athletes should be proud of their bodies and those that think women will never be taken seriously if they play up their sexuality.

It's actually an interesting debate, made relevant this month by Vonn's SI Olympic Preview cover. But it's not the one we're focused on here.

Instead, we want readers to study the photos below and chime in: Which skier's moguls would you rather jump off... if you know what we mean!

  • Lindsey Vonn Pic
  • Hannah Teter Picture

 

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For Jersey Shore's DJ Pauly D, Valentine's Day means a special mix of music guaranteed to make your girl's panties hit the floor faster than you can say "GTL."

For Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski, their first February 14 as a couple meant escaping the chill of Chicago by spending a 10-day vacation in Maui with family.

“I think we are likely going lean on each other for our first Valentine’s together,” Harris says. “We’ll likely be getting each other a Mai Tai and maybe a nice lei!”

That's a positive change for Ed, who was accused of giving two other girls a nice lay while wooing Jillian's heart last summer on ABC's The Bachelorette.

Outside of surfing lessons and skydiving at their dreamy beach location, Harris says she and Ed Swiderski are planning a relaxed and low-key holiday break.

  • Ed Swiderski: Cheater!
  • Ed Swiderski and Jillian Harris Photo

Ed and Jillian defied the tabloids and stuck together.

“For a romantic Valentine’s Day," she says. "Focus on each other. Put those darn phones and computers away and have a good old-fashioned conversation!”

“I love talking about things I am grateful for. It always puts me in a good mood, so it's great little way to show someone what you really love and can’t live without!”

“V-Day is all about love, love, love. Don’t forget to be extra kind to everyone. Smile and say hello to passersby on the street and lend a hand to those in need.”

This girl is so nice it's nauseating. We're thrilled for Jillian and fiancee Ed, assuming he's good to her, just as we are for Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney.

Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi, though? Jury is still out there.

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Ding! You are now free to get your fat ass off this plane.

Kevin Smith, director of Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy and similar films, was told to take a hike from a Southwest Airlines flight for apparently being obese.

"You [messed] with the wrong sedentary processed-foods eater!" Smith, whose next film, Cop Out, comes out February 26, posted in an epic Twitter rant.

That was one of many Tweets (many not G-rated) fired off recounting the 39-year-old actor/director's expulsion Saturday from an Oakland-Burbank flight.

Southwest said officials had called Smith to offer their "heartfelt apologies," but also stated his removal was for the "safety and comfort of all customers."

Here's how it all went down:

Southwest

Smith had two tickets, but then decided to fly standby on an earlier flight, where only one remained. He was asked to leave after being seated. Southwest said:

"If a customer cannot lower the armrest and infringes on a portion of another seat, an adjacent customer would be very uncomfortable and a timely exit from the aircraft in the event of an unexpected emergency might be compromised."

THG NOTE: Isn't any emergency unexpected. Random question. Just asking.

"I know I'm fat," Smith says, having battled weight issues for years but. "I broke no regulation, offered no 'safety risk' (what, was I gonna roll on a fellow passenger?)"

"I saw someone bigger than me on THAT flight! But I wasn't about to throw a fellow Fatty under the plane. He & I made eye contact, he was like 'Please don't tell...'"

At least the humiliated director didn't lose his trademark sense of humor.

After landing in Burbank on a later flight, he wrote, "Don't worry: wall of the plane was opened & I was airlifted out while Richard Simmons supervised."

Kendra Wilkinson would've also worked. Whose side are you on?

 

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Once the star of movies and a of music that wasn't entirely unpopular, Lindsay Lohan is now the star of celebrity gossip sites and that's pretty much it.

Seriously, in 2010, she's had zero work, unless you count car crashes, fights with SamRo, being outed as a celebrity hoarder or posing like Jesus Christ.

At least she's got an actual paying gig coming up next weekend - hosting an after dark pool party at Harrah's Resort & Casino in Atlantic City, N.J.!

That ought to net her a few hundred bucks. Way to go, LiLo!

If the train wreck even bothers to show up, you can party with the one-time actress at the club for the recession-friendly sum of $25. Not shabby!

If you thought gigs like this were reserved for quasi-celebs like K-Fed, Jayde Nicole or J-Woww, you'd be ... right! Lindsay is now in that league:

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John Mayer has long been considered the biggest douchebag in the celebrity universe, or perhaps the entire universe, but The Hollywood Gossip dot com.

We doubt we're alone in that assessment either. If you're still on the fence, see if you are after reading his recent moronic, homophobic, racist comments.

If there's another dude practically synonymous with douchebag, though, it's Jon Gosselin. If you know who Jon Gosselin is, we don't have to elaborate.

But who's the biggest d-bag of them all?

A douchebag is, per the all-knowing oracle of slang Urban Dictionary, "an individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth." That would be these two.

Moreover, it may be "compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears."

Sounds about right again.

The only question? Who's the biggest d-bag around? Vote in THG's survey below as the obnoxious namesakes vie for a prestigious, yet unenviable title ...

Who deserves the title of King of all Douchebags?

 

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As the cover model for the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Brooklyn Decker has broken free from husband Andy Roddick's shadow.

Perhaps we should now refer to him as Mr. Brooklyn Decker.

The beautiful blonde recently appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman and has seen her Internet stock rise, as searches for her naked body were among the top trends last week. It's not hard to understand why.

While THG has already posted a handful of bikini-clad photos from the magazine, we've gone ahead and done so again below. Why? Heck... why not?!?

Ogle away, readers...

Sultry in Sports Illustrated
  • B Decker Picture
  • SI Photo
  • Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Photo
  • Covered Up
  • Beauty Illustrated

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Tiger Woods is back home Orlando, Fla., having completed sex addiction rehab therapy, but is currently living apart from wife Elin Nordegren, according to sources.

Elin picked up Tiger as he left rehab and they spent some time alone. But now, they are reportedly living in separate houses he owns in Orlando, just miles apart.

Elin Nordegren and Her Children

The marriage, while not over, is said to be extremely fragile.

Elin has put the divorce on hold, leading many to believe Tiger is out of the ... woods. Sorry. But she is still not over Tiger’s betrayal and things remain strained.

We can't imagine why.

Tiger's playoff win at the 2008 U.S. Open was a watershed moment for the couple. A low point? Elin Woods' painful nine-iron shot the morning after Thanksgiving 2009.

She is still not wearing her wedding ring and there is no physical contact between the couple, who see each other when they shuttle their children back and forth.

As for Tiger's battle with sex addiction - either a worthy endeavor, lost cause, or huge joke (says someone who calls him a sex rehab center) - he's still fighting it.

“Tiger has had follow up care,” a source said. “He spent time with Elin but they are not living together. It’s a slow process. There’s no guarantee it will work out."

“The kids have been going back and forth between homes.”

Tiger, who's planning a return to golf, is trying to avoid the spotlight, but that has to end at some point. It's just a matter of when, and whether he'll be married.

Elin Woods should ...

 

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