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We knew it!

Last week, after Miley Cyrus admitted she had never heard a Jay-Z song and that she doesn't write her own singles, we speculated that the singer was nothing more than a Disney-created robot.

It was meant in jest, but last night's Family Guy episode has proven our theory correct.

Miley on Family Guy

During the installment titled "Hannah Banana," Brian and Stewie break into a Miley concert.

They befriend the star, only to eventually discover that she's actually an android. The pair tries to program her to have sex with Brian, but the experiment goes awry and she destroys the town.

Sound far-fetched? Or eerily accurate? Sit back, get comfortable and watch the full episode after this jump.

Even if you (somehow) don't despise Cyrus, there will be non-Miley related Family Guy quotes for you to laugh over for hours on end.

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Michael Lohan is a pretty terrible parent. Who the heck leaks a taped phone call of his daughter bawling hysterically for help just to "prove a point" ... in the press.

Someone about to get served with a cease and desist letter for secretly taping several of these phone conversations he had with her a year or so ago, that's who.

Lindsay Lohan's former assistant, Jenni Muro, plans to send Michael Lohan just that, and should he release more dirt, as he threatens, legal action could be next.

Muro, who quit as Lindsay's manager in February, told TMZ that Lindsay's mercenary dad "has violated the privacy of the daughter he uses as a cash register."

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Team Lindsay, Team Michael or Team Father-Daughter Rehab?

In the tapes, Muro, who claims her own privacy was violated as well, talks about trying to save Lindsay's life, which as we all know by now is getting out of control.

In addition to being a d!ck move in general, she says Michael's release of the tape was disingenuous, as the version was heavily edited and taken out of context.

She says Michael's conduct was "way beyond low." Mmmyeah. That's an even bigger understatement than saying Britney Spears' live shows are lip-synched.

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Carrie Prejean is a hypocritical idiot. That's as nicely as we can put it.

Remember how the deposed Miss California claimed those pesky nude photos from her modeling days weren't meant to topless, and "the wind" was responsible?

Carrie Prejean at the Mic

Well, in her new tell-all book, she also blames "society" for her actions.

An entire passage of the waste of oxygen's memoir is dedicated to sexuality, and how our society's values do not value it appropriately. Here are her sage words:

"Unfortunately, pornography has become mainstream. It rushes at us daily through big screens, portable screens; soft core porn is on mainstreamed TV cable stations, while hard core porn is just a mouse click away on the Internet."


"The envelope of what seems acceptable in our society seems to get pushed farther and farther as more and more people are exposed to this kind of material."

"The result is girls growing up in a culture where it is hard to have an innocent, healthy, normal view of themselves, how they should behave, how they should act, and how they should dress. Our bodies are temples of the Lord."

"We should earn respect and admiration for our hearts, not for showing skin to look sexy ... I have learned that your outer beauty can only get you so far in life."

That's all well and good, except for two points:

  1. She is famous for being in BEAUTY PAGEANTS.
  2. Go ahead and blame the good ol' U.S.A. for its lack of moral values, but society didn't produce the Carrie Prejean sex tape. That was a (graphic) solo job.

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She ripped on Joe Jonas.

She hinted at a romance with Taylor Lautner.

She referenced the rude actions of Kanye West.

And that was just in Taylor Swift's opening monologue!

Indeed, the celebrity gossip world is buzzing today over the singer's stint as Saturday Night Live host over the weekend. Did you see it? Did you love it? Or did you think Swift took a cheap shot at Jonas?

During the show, Taylor also took on the Twilight Saga in a spoof; and mocked Kate Gosselin for... well, being Kate Gosselin.

Swift has mostly received positive reviews for her performance, with Entertainment Weeky labeling her as the funniest host of the season. Do you agree?

Did you think she was funny?

 

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The Hollywood Gossip recently started holding a weekly Comments Contest to reward readers who spark discussion with original comments on our articles.

Appropriately considering this week's prize, robsessed has won this week with 419 comments. To this THG reader, we offer our congrats on a job well done.

A copy of (you guessed it) Robsessed will be yours. You'll be contacted shortly!

This week's honorable mention: JL, with 348. Second place isn't bad! Thanks to everyone for playing this week. Check back for future giveaways from THG!

A reader named Robsessed has won Robsessed. If only Lauren Conrad herself would have left 400 comments and won a copy of her book the previous week. Next time.

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The Jonas Brothers are poised to take over the world. There's little we can do about it.

The Disney Channel has renewed JONAS - which stars Kevin, Nick, Joe, Chelsea Staub and Nicole Anderson - for a second season. It will premiere in mid-2010 and focus on the siblings' summer vacation in Los Angeles.

However, all is not perfect in the (adorable) Jonas world.

The group was forced to cancel a concert in Switzerland over the weekend because Nick Jonas came down with an upper respiratory infection.

This marked the first time the precious trio has canceled a show due to sickness, a development Nick apologized for via Twitter yesterday morning:

"I am happy to tell everyone that I woke up this morning, and I'm already feeling better! Thanks for all the prayers. Can't wait to rock Bilbao!"

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Having dominated headlines last week with her two-part Good Morning America and 20-20 interview detailing Chris Brown's brutal assault on her in detail and for the first time in her own words, Rihanna is ready to get back to the music.

To that end, she made a surprise cameo Sunday night at her mentor Jay-Z's concert at UCLA. We believe this is her first live performance since the Chris Brown assault, and while it's only one song, it doesn't look like she missed a beat.

Check out her performance with Jay-Z of "Run This Town" below ...

For more Rihanna live, follow the jump for a look at her performance of a new song, "Hard," at the very same venue. Not sure how we feel about this one ...

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NFL legend Lawrence Taylor has a history of substance abuse, but there was no evidence of drugs or hookers playing a role in his Florida arrest last night.

Taylor, who recently competed on Dancing with the Stars and won two Super Bowls with the New York Giants, was merely nailed for leaving scene of an accident.

The original LT (talk to us when you play on Super Bowl Sunday, LaDainian Tomlinson) was brought to a local police station and was later released on $500 bond.

Cops say despite his bloodshot eyes in the mug shots below, Taylor, who has been clean for years, was totally coherent and officers didn't perform a sobriety test.

That doesn't explain why he allegedly hit another car, crashed into a guard rail, then drove several miles from the scene while his car was missing a tire, but hey.

LT Mug Shot

Lawrence Taylor demolished his car like he used to smash opposing quarterbacks to pieces... except that his devastating hits were actually legal on the football field.

Police found LT standing outside his car, which was missing a front tire ... which was found at the scene of the crash. That's as sloppy as O.J. Simpson leaving one glove covered in his dead ex-wife's blood at his house and the other at hers.

"He said he had been involved in a crash," Lt. James Durden of the Florida Highway Patrol said, adding he "thought he hit only a guard rail and not another car."

Fortunately, no one was hurt and no one else but Taylor involved in the crash. Taylor was also very cooperative when he was arrested. Small victories, right?

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Kristin Cavallari is a very cute girl. One who can be painful to watch try to read cue cards and act out fake drama on The Hills, but nevertheless, a cute girl.

She's not afraid to show off, either. Wearing a short-sleeved, see-through lace shirt over her bra to a club this weekend, she left little to the imagination.

Scarlett Johansson, Nude Dress

The $5 question is whether or not that's a good thing or not.

One of our favorite things about Lauren Conrad was that she never seemed desperate for attention. Her Hills replacement? Well, the outfit speaks for itself.

You tell us in the poll below: Is it sexy or just plain skanky?

Kristin Cavallari's outfit is totally ...

 

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It's just so hard at first, but then something clicked and I slowly started getting into it.

Above, Joanna Krupa is talking about her current run on Dancing with the Stars; but she might as well be referred to penises across the country when guys pick up the December 2009 issue of Playboy.

The Polish model poses naked for the magazine next month, the second time she's bared it all in Hugh Hefner's publication.

Speaking to TV Guide this week, Krupa said she hopes viewers of Dancing with the Stars don't think worse of her for donning her birthday suit. She said:

"The photos are so artistic and it's part of my background. I did Playboy before and for the people who support me and follow my career and see me on the show, I would hope it wouldn't change their views on me because it doesn't change who I am as a person."

Moreover, Krupa isn't exactly the only female to dance with stars and get nude for readers.

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Overall, the beauty believes that making men drool over her naked body is empowering.

"Women should never feel like they can't do something. In a way, it's a man's world," she said, adding:

"Men get paid more than women for the same type of work, so this is empowering. It's saying, 'You're a woman, be strong. Don't hold back, don't be scared. Do whatever you want to do. If you have something to say, say it.' I think we should show women can rule."

Of course, when women can say and do what they want while actually wearing clothing, they'll truly have made progress in the world.

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