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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt believe their marriage will last for eternity - and the quote-unquote newlyweds already have babies on the brain.
"A little birdie told me that you were tryin' [for kids]," the incomparable Ryan Seacrest asked Spencer on the former's radio show this afternoon.
"We definitely need a kid ASAP," Pratt said.
Heidi Montag has a different plan, however.
"I don't want kids for a long time. You've got to keep your youth, your body as long as you can. I feel like when I'm 30, we will," The Hills' plastic princess said.
Montag and Pratt's eloping in Mexico shocked many, including mom Darlene Egelhoff, who even suggested that Spencer may have drugged her daughter in order to get her to marry him. But Heidi believes her mother has since seen the light.
"She loves Spencer and she always says she’s never seen anyone treat someone as well as Spencer treats me," Montag said. "I think mothers are just shocked at first because all moms would be, but she’s really come around.”
Meanwhile, in tonight's season finale of The Hills, Montag makes amends at long, long last with her one-time BFF-turned enemy, Lauren Conrad.
"You've got to stay tuned for tonight, but I think Lauren and I both have had a lot that's happened in our lives and we’re older now," Montag said.
"For me personally, I’ve missed her. That was my best friend and it's hard when that's taken out of your life. I think for both of us we just wanted some kind of closure in one way or another. It was really really good to see her."
For that and Speidi supposedly making its sham wedding legal, tune in tonight!
Kendra Wilkinson is totally in love with fiance Hank Baskett.
How does Bridget Marquardt, Kendra's co-star on The Girls Next Door, know that?
Because Kendra has "changed so much," Bridget told People Magazine, adding: "She's not even the same person. She doesn't flash anymore. She's a lot more conservative. She's so in love."
Sorry, fellas: true love has resulted in fewer instances of Kendra Wilkinson nude.
This lack of massive boob showing might disappoint Wilkinson's fans, but it ought to please Baskett, whose Eagles are still in playoff contention in the NFC.
"Kendra has found love with a great guy. Hank is the perfect gentleman," Marquardt added.
Turns out life as Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend is nothing compared to Chanukah shopping.
Having withstood a media firestorm for dating the troubled actress, Samantha Ronson was hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles Saturday night. The cause, according to Ronson? Holiday gift-giving.
"Thanks for all your messages," Ronson wrote in a MySpace blog yesterday. "I'm home and all good. Was just pretty exhausted from traveling and working too much to buy Chanukah gifts and my Jewish mother was worried about me."
Oh Vey: Samantha Ronson was overwhelmhed by the numerous days and nights involved with Chanukah.
Fortunately, while the Jewish holiday wore Ronson down, her ethnicity's food selections have her on the road to recovery:
"I had good company and a Jerry's Deli delivery of chicken soup and potato pancakes and am feeling much better. [I] am back to watching all my favourite Jerry Bruckheimer shows."
Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are ready to kick-start 2009 the only way they know how:
By dressing in revealing outfits and drinking lots of alcohol!
The sisters will host a party at LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas - and anyone that wants to pay a ridiculously expensive cover charge and stand shoulder-to-shoulder with complete strangers in order to tell people you were in the same vicinity as these reality TV stars is welcome to attend!
Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian: Little talent, lots of Ks.
No, we're not talking about Rick Salomon going to town on that booty in the Paris Hilton sex tape. Although man, he definitely did a number on her.
We're referring to the $2 million burglary at Hilton's house last week in which the perpetrator was apparently caught by her many surveillance cams.
One of the cameras is apparently in Paris' closet.
The primary problem for authorities - the thief was wearing a mask, gloves, and a hooded sweatshirt. Cops still don't have a suspect in the case.
Post-robbery, Paris Hilton is mourning the loss of precious, irreplaceable jewelry.
Of the break-in, the moral-less heiress told Life & Style:
“I am devastated. I cannot believe someone broke into my home. They took items that had such sentimental value that no one will ever be able to replace.”
Funny, she said something similar when her "storage locker" was robbed in early 2007. It contained this classic pic of Cisco Adler naked among other $h!t.
Pameron is officially a serious couple.
According to various sources, Paul Sculfor has moved in with Cameron Diaz.
"Paul has given up his bachelor pad," an insider told celebrity gossip tabloid OK!. "He moved into Cameron's home in the hills above the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. They've settled into a comfortable routine."
What is a Paul Sculfor? For holding hands with Cameron Diaz!
Another friend confirms that "Cam's just about as happy as I've ever seen her," which is surprising considering her ex-boyfriend is Justin Timberlake.
Sculfor first made headlines when he dated Jennifer Aniston. We like him a lot better than the douchebag she's sleeping with now.
Click on the following photos for more shots of this happy couple, strolling through the streets of NYC...
[Photo Credit: Splash News]
As fans gathered this weekend outside the theater to get a certain tired Broadway star's autograph, Katie Holmes' #1 fan, Suri Cruise, managed to some of the spotlight.
Meanwhile, across the country in L.A., another star and her baby girl were smiling almost as big. We're guessing little Honor is Jessica Alba's primary source of joy.
Which of these adorable mother-daughter duos makes you say "awww" more?!
Which is the cuter smiling celebrity baby-mother pair?
Lauren Conrad leaves with a friend - who we believe is Holly Montag - after attending the Southern Hospitality Restaurant Holiday Party at hot Club Butter.
Also in attendance were Wilmer Valderrama, Trace Ayala and Brody Jenner's one true love, Frankie Delgado. Here's LC and her pal making their getaway ...
Even when dressed for cooler climates, Lauren Conrad is stylish as ever.
Click to enlarge three more shots of the star of The Hills (which wraps its fourth season tonight) doing the things she does best - looking cute and clubbing!
[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]
Continue their recent string of public sightings, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston were spotted leaving the Olive Tree Cafe in the Village in New York City ...
MANISTON MANIA: Jennifer Aniston definitely wears the pants in this strange relationship. How do we know this? Come on, it's John Mayer, people.
Click to enlarge more photos below of Jennifer and John out in New York after their romantic dinner date, and of her ducking out of his apartment!
[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]