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Try to stifle your laughter as you check out the photos below.

In the first, Shanna Moakler does her best to make everyone forget that she actually won the Miss USA pageant in 1995. We somehow doubt she'd have pulled out that victory with her new hairstyle.

In the second, Nicolas Cage shows off the only thing more hilarious these days than his movie resume: a balding man sporting a blonde mullet. Forget Supercuts. As a broke actor, Cage is clearly trying to save money by visiting Crappycuts.

Compare the horrible hairstyles below and vote on the worst...

  • Blonde with Braids
  • The Blonde Mullet

Whose hair is more atrocious?

 

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When it comes to self-love, Jessica Simpson is all about it. No, we don't mean that in a dirty way, just a high self-esteem way. She's comfortable in her own skin!

If she were to pick one favorite feature, though, what would it be?

"I like my nose, that's my favorite body part," she tells FOX News.

We'd have chosen these two body parts in a virtual dead heat.

"I do have a bump, but I like my profile," she continues. "But I don't think anyone else has my exact same nose, which I think is unique and just a little flawed."

Jessica Simpson's favorite body part on full display.

The alleged singer / actress says she "needed" last year's scrutiny on her appearance, which reached a fever pitch following those fat Jessica Simpson pics in mom jeans.

"I needed to find some light in the dark place I was in. People's judgments about me and my weight are none of my business. I found something that will help me deal."

What that is, we can't say. But she adds: "You really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all. I don’t think a man can define you."

Okay then. Her new reality show The Price of Beauty has redefined terrible, even by VH1 standards, and has been floundering since its forgettable debut last month.

Its March 15 premiere netted just 1 million viewers, losing out to a rerun of NCIS, a TruTV series called Operation Repo and the History Channel's Pawn Stars.

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The holiest day on the Judeo-Christian calendar was the perfect opportunity to catch a whole lot of glimpses at celebrities with their families yesterday.

Some, such as Gwen Stefani, are often seen out and about with their significant others and adorable babies. Others, such as David Arquette, aren't exactly paparazzi regulars.

Still, Easter is a time to hang with the family, give props to Jesus Christ for his resurrection and attend exclusive parties in Malibu.

One of these shindigs was hosted by Katy Perry, who proved she has equal love for Jersey Shore and the Son of God. Check her out below, standing alongside fiance Russeel Brand and pal Jonah Hill:

Easter Celebration

Who else was spotted at this party and other similar events? Click on the photos below to see a few stars and their cute kids:

  • Singer and Her Family
  • Bryce and Son
  • David Arquette and Daughter
  • Loving Easter
  • Spider and Family Man
  • Kourt and Mason

[Photo: Fame Pictures]

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It looks like Michael Jackson's addictive personality and need for instant gratification may become a critical component of Dr. Conrad Murray's legal strategy.

Yesterday we talked about how Dr. Murray's defense will argue that Michael Jackson killed himself by pumping a lethal dose of Propofol into his own body.

This happened, allegedly, when the doc left the room to use the can. Murray says he personally administered only an eighth of the amount in MJ's system.

That's far-fetched if you ask us. But to bolster the story, sources familiar with the defense's strategy say they plan to show it was in character for Michael.

Michael Jackson was a demanding celebrity, lawyers for Conrad Murray will claim, and a man-child who wanted what he wanted when he wanted it, period.

Even if it posed a danger to himself.

BLAME THE VICTIM: It's the only card Dr. Conrad Murray has left, and he's playing it. Valid or outrageous? A jury may have to make that determination in court.

Amazingly, the defense will use Coke to prove its point.

Not Coke as in cocaine, but plain ol' Coca-Cola. Michael Jackson apparently consumed massive quantities of the legendary soft drink, despite its caffeine content.

Jackson, an insomniac, knew full well that guzzling the stuff would make it hard to sleep, but he did not care. When the time came to sleep, he turned to drugs.

The defense will provide examples of MJ hyping himself up with caffeine from soda, then using drugs - including Propofol, an anesthesic - to knock himself out.

Basically, this is all meant to establish that he was an individual who demanded instant gratification, making the idea of Jackson waking up, seeing Dr. Murray was out of the room and self-medicating with massive amounts of Propofol believable.

Is it? What do you think? Did Michael Jackson play a role in his own demise, or is this shady doc trying to blame the victim to save his own a$$?

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Jersey Shore only aired 10 episodes this winter, but that was enough to lure in millions of fans, make celebrities of the cast and introduce plenty of new vocabulary words, slang terminology and acronyms into the pop culture lexicon.

Case in point: The lovely Katy Perry was seen headed from the gym to Fred Segal's in W. Hollywood over the weekend wearing a shirt proclaiming simply GTL.

GTL, for those unfamiliar with Jersey Shore quotes, stands for Gym, Tan, Laundry. As in the daily routine of some of the Garden State guidos we grew to love.

While Vinny Guadagnino said that he prefers BPB (basketball, pool, beach), he was sadly outnumbered among the male cast members, and the term stuck.

Here's Katy giving props to DJ Pauly D and The Situation:

GTL

GTL: Katy Perry knocked off the first part, but somehow we don't imagine she went tanning after this photo was taken. Laundry? Maybe. Stay tuned for more updates.

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Having already whored herself out for 15 minutes of fame and a couple of quick paychecks, what's left for Michelle McGee to do but ... ref Celebrity Boxing!?

No, seriously, she is. One of the bout's participants? Hailey Glassman, former Jon Gosselin plaything. Heartwarming to see these mediocre mistresses unite!

  • Michelle McGee Naked Pic
  • Celebrity Boxing Ref

Celebrity Boxing Federation promoter Damon Feldman, who was romantically linked to Hailey at one point, confirmed to the New York Post that Jesse James' mistress will referee a May 7 bout between Glassman and porn star Gia Lynn.

Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin parted ways bitterly in December. He accused her of vandalizing his place, she accused him of having a two-inch package.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee was the first of several Jesse James mistresses to cash in by blabbing to the media. Friday, the tattooed mother of two returned to work at Pure Platinum strip club in San Diego, Calif., where she performs topless.

Michelle McGee will officiate Hailey Glassman's next blowout fight - and we're not talking about when she slashes up Jon Gosselin's apartment with a butcher knife.

When she's not feuding with Chelsea Handler or getting pissed off at her haters on Facebook, McGee enjoys long walks on the beach and reading The Economist.

We totally made that up. The only real question left to ask here:

Which mediocre mistress would you rather ... you know?

 

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It may sound incredible, but the latest issue of Life & Style reports it as true: Kourtney Kardashian lost a lot of weight after giving birth to her first child in December. Over 30 pounds, to be exact.

But while the first dozen melted away almost instantly, the talentless star has submitted the before-and-after shots below to prove there was still a bulge around her belly soon after Mason Dash entered the world.

"I never used to gain weight in my stomach," Kourtney says. "When I was pregnant, I didn't really do sit-ups, so I feel my stomach's the body part that changed the most."

Not counting her bank account, that is. It's increased ten fold since Kourtney was told by producers to have had a baby.

Kourt Pics

While shady Scott Disick might be psyched to be a father, meanwhile, he's even more excited about another change to Kourtney's body: her boobs have gone from a size 32C to 32F.

"My boobs definitely grew when I was pregnant," she says. "I had to get new bras because I went up one full size. My breasts got even bigger when I started breast-feeding. I didn't realize that would happen."

Really, Kourt? You didn't know that would happen? Please tell us Mason won't be home-schooled.

Finally, as if Kim Kardashian needed another reason to be jealous of Kourtney, the latter says she can now challenge her sister for butt supremacy in the family.

"I really like having this womanly body. Khloé keeps slapping my butt because she loves that I have a booty now!"

And, as always, because it's in the reality show script.

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As Crystal Bowersox and others battle it out on American Idol, a pair of show stalwarts announced exciting news for their fans last week:

Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken will tour together this summer.

The pair, who finished first and second on season two of TV's highest-rated show, will play in 17 cities, beginning July 23 in Ashville, North Carolina and concluding on August 14 in Biloxi, Mississippi. In between, other stops include:

  • Melbourne, Florida (July 25)
  • Los Angeles, California (August 1)
  • Lancaster, Pennsylvania (August 8)
  • New York City (August 11).

Said Aiken: "I couldn't ask for a better tour mate. To be able to share the stage with him again is so exciting. He is such a talented artist. He inspires me daily and I think that respect and admiration will truly be reflected in our show."

Will you go see Clay and Ruben on tour?

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Tiger Woods has landed in Augusta, Ga., for his golf comeback at the prestigious Masters tournament. Players, media and many fans are thrilled to see him.

His family? Not so much.

Wife Elin Nordegren Woods and their children were nowhere to be seen and are not expected to join the gallery when the tournament tees off on Thursday.

While no official statement has been made, she was last seen last week, without Tiger, checking out the Sony Ericsson Tennis Open in Key Biscayne, Fla.

Tiger, who was seen cracking jokes with a fellow PGA pro and even greeted reporters as he headed to a practice facility, will address the media Monday.

While he recently gave exclusive one-on-one interviews to the Golf Channel and ESPN, Tiger Woods' 2 p.m. press conference will be the first of its kind since ...

You know. The subject of his wife's whereabouts is sure to come up, but everything we've read suggests that we'll see a pissed-off Elin bail on the Masters.

After moving back in with him and helping rebuild his image, the couple took a step back amid a new batch of revelations from his mistress Joslyn James.

Nasty, violent, depraved text message revelations.

Elin has not indicated if she will divorce Tiger, citing concern for their kids, but certainly seems reluctant to support him publicly, at least for the time being.

JUST FYI: Because we know you care so much, Joslyn James and lawyer Gloria Allred will be holding their own press conference after Woods' media Q&A.

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It will take more than a depraved stalker or threats on her life to prompt Erin Andrews to pack it in prematurely on ABC's Dancing With the Stars.

The ESPN reporter will perform on Monday night's live show despite recent threats by a crazy person to murder her. She says she's in it to win it.

Chaz Waves

"I'm glad I'm here. I don't want to let Maks down, I don't want to let my family down, and I don't want to let myself down," Andrews told People.

"I'm not going to stop living my life."

Erin will perform the waltz with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, her partner and rumored love. She says the time on the dance floor has been therapeutic.

"I don't quit on things. It's not an option for me," the 31-year-old says, having come face-to-face with yet another potentially terrifying situation.

Last month, Illinois resident and certified creep Michael David Barrett was sentenced to 30 months for filming her through a hotel room peephole.

Dude then posted clips of Erin Andrews nude online. We know she's hot, but that's the creepiest, most pathetic thing ever. Enjoy prison, Mike.

And go Erin and Maks tonight!

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