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She's alive!

We were getting worried about Tila Tequila for awhile, as the batty, often-naked, talentless reality star has taken down her Twitter account and seemingly gone into hibernation. That's what happens when you claim to be pregnant... yet there's nary a baby bump months later.

But Tila actually appeared on the Howard Stern Sirius radio show yesterday, and she brought every ounce of crazy with her!

Nutty Tila

Among the topics Tequila dished on:

  • She got artificially inseminated as a promise to late fiancee Casey Johnson.
  • Tom, the creator of MySpace, personally invited her to join his social networking site.
  • She thinks Casey’s dogs were euthanized by her family and buried with Johnson. (They weren't.)
  • Her and Casey were starting a lingerie line when the latter passed away.
  • Tila admitted that Johnson "did have a lot of prescription medication... I didn’t know what they were.”
  • But Tequila turned Casey's life around by saying: “I will put you under my wing and I will heal you with my love.”

She also told Tila: "After I die, feel free to exploit my passing by giving every interview possible, pretending you are carrying our child and showing less shame than Tiger Woods in a Las Vegas nightclub."

No, wait. Casey never said that.

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Britney Spears' new message: Just Say No to Pants Eating Healthy Sanity Airbrushing!

The 28-year-old singer has refused to allow her latest ad campaign, for the Candie's fashion line, to be airbrushed or in any way digitally enhanced.

Britney Spears in Concert

She's all natural in the new ads, baby, and more power to her for making sure the only fake message disseminated by Candie's is Bristol Palin's PSA.

Highlighting the pressure on girls to look perfect, the campaign will release the retouched Britney Spears pictures simultaneously to prove a point...

Britney Spears' Candie's ads before and after editing.

In the "raw" Britney pictures, bruises are visible on her calf, her thighs are larger and dimpled with cellulite, and there's dry skin evident on Spears' feet.

In the airbrushed images her waist is slimmer and her legs absolutely flawless. Mmm. A source said: "Britney is proud of her body - imperfections and all."

Good for her. But how do you prefer Britney Spears?

 

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In the latest issue of Interview magazine, Ke$ha is described as the "chart-topping, glitter-caked new queen of drunk-girl dance music. [She] might very well be the perfect post-modern pop star: one who lives her life like it’s a reality show.”

But is that image contrived? Many critics think Ke$ha is full of $hit, just pretending to be eccentric in order to garner publicity.

The singer swears she really is a freak, though, and a quote in the Interview feature seems to back this up:

“None of it’s fabricated. Like, I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace, there’s a possibility of me gaining second sight, like being psychic. I would be wearing it whether or not I was in the public eye... I went yesterday to a past-life regressionist, and he told me that in my past life I was assassinated. I’m pretty sure that I was JFK in my past life.”

Well... okay then.

The artist, born Kesha Rose Sebert, also refers to herself as a "Dance Commander" instead of a "star" because she says the latter label is "douchey."

What are the responsibilities of a Dance Commander?

"I’m not pretentious," she says. "I’m fighting this war against all that because pop music, in my opinion, should be fun. One of the most important things in the world is having the ability to turn someone’s mood from mediocre to excellent in three minutes. It’s like a fucking magic trick."

Does Ke$ha accomplish that trick for you? Ponder that question as you check out more photos from the magazine pictorial below:

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Robsten fans may want to sit down before reading this. Seriously. Prepare.

Intel is sketchy, but Robert Pattinson has shared at least one overnight rendezvous with Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester, according to scandalous reports.

OMFG WTF Rob?!?!?!?!

R. Patt was recently spotted entering Leighton’s New York apartment, and the Eclipse star didn’t leave until 11 the next morning, an insider tells In Touch.

“He ducked out of the building and hopped into a waiting car. He apparently spent the night with Leighton Meester, and didn’t want anyone to know!”

Rob even carried an overnight bag during his hasty exit, we're told.

  • Ms. Leighton Meester
  • Dapper R. Patt

PEESTER: While we hope things are all good in Robsten land and hope this is just BS, these two make a hot couple too. Just sayin'. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

A friend of Leighton’s confirms the affair, adding that the pair are still in constant contact. “She’s having a texting romance with him, and is so into it."

"She talks with Rob almost daily.”

Leighton and Sebastian Stan, her co-star beau, split earlier this month. Has the cutie already moved on ... by stealing the love of Kristen Stewart's life?!

It's been awhile since any Robsten neck nuzzling has been reported, so while we don't imagine this report is true, it wouldn't be too too shocking.

Robert Pattinson belongs with ...

 

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Former Hills star Lauren Conrad says Heidi Montag's allegations of sexual harassment by the show's creator Adam DiVello, are as fake as Heidi's rack.

Well, she didn't choose those words, but she might as well have.

"Similar to most of my fellow MTV cast mates, I am in utter shock at the allegations made against Adam DiVello," she tells Us Weekly in a statement.

"Not only are they completely absurd, but they are 100 percent without merit ... Adam is a true professional and a wonderful person to work for."

Citing multiple sources, celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton wrote Tuesday that DiVello touched her inappropriately on the back and a$$ this year.

LC says no way that happened.

So Wrong on Every Level

Beauty and the beast clash again. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

According to Hilton, this is why Heidi Montag showed up with several bodyguards to a recent Hills photo shoot, not because she's a pompous diva.

He also said DiVello hit on Lauren Conrad, which she denied.

The fake-breasted one and her husband Spencer Pratt "are very close to bringing legal action against the show," an insider told Hilton, although Heidi Montag herself has yet to comment on the allegations allegedly alleged by herself.

An MTV spokesperson, meanwhile, said: "We have looked into this matter and the allegations made against Adam DiVello are completely false."

"Adam not only created The Hills and The City, launching the careers of its cast members, but works diligently to maintain a respectful environment."

Basically, the consensus is that Speidi lies and will say anything for headlines. Maybe unfair to say, but their reputation precedes them for a reason.

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Hold your horses, Jesse James.

Step off, Tiger Woods.

There's a new contender in the running for Worst Husband in the History of Mankind.

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Charlie Sheen may be in rehab for drug and alcohol addictions, but that isn't stopping the actor from cheating on wife Brooke Mueller.

“He is seeing Brooke and the kids a lot and is good about continuing treatment,” a source told the tabloid. “He has been sweet to Brooke, and promises her that he’s changed.”

However, insiders tell the magazine, Mueller shouldn't take Sheen's words too seriously. How come?

Because the troubled actor has been carrying on an affair with lingerie model Angelina Tracy, a paid escort who charges $3,000 an hour under the professional name of Nina.

Sheen, In Disguise

As you can tell by the hilarious photo above, Sheen has reportedly been sneaking out of his treatment center occasionally in order to meet up with Tracy.

Witnesses spotted the alleged wife beater entering Angelina’s apartment on April 7, staying for an hour and leaving around 3 p.m.

“He ran down to his car,” said an onlooker. “It seemed like he wanted to leave as quickly as possible.”

That's how our eyeballs feel every time they fixate on a Two and a Half Men episode. That may be the final time we get to make a joke about that show and Sheen, considering he may be through with the sitcom.

Sadly, it doesn't look like he's through with his philandering, dirty ways. This isn't the first time Charlie has been associated with a call girl, or an entire brothel of them: he's an admitted former client of Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss.

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"I'd do it every year if I could." J-Woww on breast implants, to Harper's Bazaar.

Quotes like that give you some idea of what the fashion mag was up against when it sought to turn Jersey Shore cast members into elegant, classy ladies.

If you never saw show, however, you might be fooled. Jenni (J-Woww) Farley, Sammi Giancola (Sweetheart) and Nicole Polizzi (Snooki) clean up nice ...

The Jersey Shore Girls

FISH OUT OF WATER: The girls attempt to look refined.

In the magazine, Snooki, J-Woww and Sammi get etiquette lessons from New York City socialite Tinsley Mortimer for reasons unknown. Will they take?

"I know a couple things about manners," Snooki declares. "I just don't use them."

There you have it. You can take the princess out of Poughkeepsie, but you can't make the princess any less trashy or have her put on underwear.

Click to enlarge more J-Woww, Sammi and Snooki pictures ...

  • Jersey Shore Charm School
  • Jenni, J-Woww
  • Sammi Giancola Pic
  • Elegant Snooki
  • Classy Jersey Babes

[Photos: Harper's Bazaar]

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Awhile back, we got into a tiff with Adam Lambert fans because we told them to "chill out."

We argued that their over-the-top support of this singer, their rush to defend him at all times, was condescending and sometimes unnecessary. Adam is a big boy, we reasoned, he can take care of himself when the time calls for it.

Very recent case in point: after American Idol producer Ken Warwick said he hopes Lambert's appearance on the show this week helps the singer's "struggling" career, Adam replied on his own.

While acknowledging how "sweet" this sentiment is, Adam told Entertainment Weekly: “I don’t feel like I’m struggling at all. I think things are right where they need to be. My single ‘What Do You Want From Me,’ is just breaking into the Top 10 right now.”

It's true. The song, which Adam will perform live tonight on Idol, is currently at number-13 on Billboard’s Pop chart, and number-23 on the Billboard Hot 100.

What did Adam think of his experience as a mentor?

“I’m really glad that they had me on the show,” he said. “I really enjoyed helping the other contestants... It was a trip being out there. My mom was sitting next to me tonight, and she was like, ‘This is what it used to be like for us! We used to sit here and we got so nervous and we’d be chewing our gum really hard and we’d be going Oh god, I hope he does a good job!‘”

Below, watch a clip of Lambert giving advice to Lee DeWyze... who  proceeded to perform what many considered to be the top rendition of the night.

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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are so damn baby crazy, the couple is toying with the idea of having another one sometime between now and when they die.

That's all the cover story in OK! Magazine actually says, despite the implications of the cover posted below. AT LAST ... a completely manufactured non-story!

Seriously, did they furlough their entire staff? We know times are hard, but come on, we expect more from scribes at this fine celebrity gossip publication.

Really guys? That's all you got this week?

Baby Brother For Suri!

BEST NEWS EVER: And worst magazine cover.

What is true is that Suri Cruise is about to turn four. Her parents have "surprising news" in store, OK! claims, and that is that they may want another baby.

Someday. Here's the direct quote:

"A friend of the couple adds that despite already having an adopted son (Connor Cruise), Tom might like to have a biological son to pass on the gene pool."

Wow, he might like that? Enthralling. We can't wait to read about those possible desires and the Scientology regimen Katie must endure before conceiving.

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We're not in Pennsylvania anymore (they may be saying soon)! Since she's become, like, a major star, is Kate Gosselin moving her giant brood to Hollywood?

We hear the mother of eight is looking for a home in SoCal as well as a new agent, hoping to snag a mansion big enough for her kids (and a showbiz career).

Could her move to, and new life in L.A. be the subject of her new reality show?

"Now that Kate has tasted the excitement of Hollywood, there's no way that she's going to return to Pennsylvania," a friend, which she apparently has, says.

Kate, who avoided elimination on Dancing with the Stars again last night, is "looking at homes in the Hollywood Hills in the $2 million range," insisting on "a pool, at least six bedrooms, an outdoor hot tub and a recording studio!"

LOL. What's next, Jon Gosselin insisting his new home has a treadmill?

Independent Diva

Is Kate Gosselin obsessed with fame? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Speaking of Jon, this might actually help his lawsuit over Kate's absentee mom status and quest for her own fame, rather than on being a good parent.

Sources say Kate has been meeting with agents, managers and publicists. Of course, someone has to feed those cute little kids however they can do it.

It's sure as hell not you either, Jon.

"Kate really wants to be a movie star," an insider laughably says. "Kate thinks that after Jennifer Aniston's last few films didn't do so well, America needs a new girl next door. And who better to fill Jen's shoes than Kate!"

This quote has to be made up, right?

We hope so, because if a grating nag with more baggage than LAX airport fashions herself a girl next door, she may be the most delusional person ever.

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