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He won't be sworn in for another five days, but Barack Obama is already hard at work in Washington, pushing for Congressional support of his $825 billion economic stimulus package and for the confirmation of his embattled Cabinet picks.

OR IS HE?

The man who will become the 44th President of the United States on Tuesday is certainly glowing, there's no doubt about it - but is it because he's so excited, or because this is merely a smiling replica of the handsome Illinois Democrat?

You decide in this edition of Real or Wax ...

President-Elect Barack Obama

Barack Obama: Real or Wax?

 

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In a move no one (everyone) saw coming, Amanda Bynes has broken up with mediocre reality star / baseball player Doug Reinhardt, according to reports.

"She ended it. She had had enough," a source close to the actress tells Us Weekly. "Her friends didn't trust him. Everyone thought he was using her for celebrity. He was not good, and she was over it. It was definitely her who ended it."

Bynes

The two began dating late last year. Reinhardt - who previously dated Lauren Conrad - denied as recently as Tuesday that their relationship was on the rocks.

"Amanda's great - she's an awesome girl," the former Hills fixture said. "We're having a lot of fun. Everything is really good. We were just on vacation in the Bahamas, and we spent Christmas together ... everything's really solid."

Bynes said in January's issue of Cosmopolitan that "I don't settle. I'd rather tell somebody, 'This is what I want - take it or leave it.'"

For Doug Reinhardt, these words will likely resonate for a long, long time.

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In related news, Britney Spears hates pants, Spencer Pratt is a media whore, Grey's Anatomy has jumped the shark, Zac Efron is hot, and we could go on ad nauseam.

We realize this is not a breaking story, but considering the source, it's interesting. O.J. Simpson’s former attorney, Robert Shapiro, was asked by a reporter what he thinks of his infamous client while at a party for Mickey Rourke’s Golden Globe win.

It's The Juice!

Shapiro was quick to respond: “He’s a sociopath.” Did Shapiro always think that, Fox News wondered? Shapiro smiled. “What do you think?” he answered rhetorically.

Hey, some girls are into the psycho thing. Right, Christie Prody?

If someone relates this anecdote to O.J. Simpson, recently sentenced to prison at long, long last (for his 2007 kidnapping and armed robbery crimes, not the two people he killed), he may wish he could off his former litigator, too. Oh well.

Shapiro is not completely removed, though. He has remained very friendly with the famous children of O.J.'s late best friend, attorney Robert Kardashian.

The famous children, of course, are - you guessed it - Kim Kardashian and a kouple of her publicity-kraving sisters. Their mother, Kris, has since remarried, trying the knot with former Olympic gold medalist Bruce Jenner.

His son is Brody Jenner, of course. It’s quite a group.

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Lacey Chabert is all grown up.

As disturbing as it is for this Party of Five fan to admit, Claudia Salinger isn't so little anymore.

Jennifer Love H. Pic

Anyone that doubts this needs only to peer at two especially large body parts the actress isn't afraid to show off.

Looks like former co-star Jennifer Love Hewitt has taught Chabert well. Cleavage class must definitely have been in session on set...

With whom would you rather have a (naked!) party of two?

 

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Paris Hilton has serious issues.

Based on the photo below, however, a lack of talent and a penchant for promiscuity may be the least of them.

Among the problems plaguing Paris in this picture are:

  • An elderly, wrinked left hand;
  • A plastic face that makes Nicole Kidman's look malleable;
  • A dazed look of confusion and shock, as if Hilton only now has realized that former BFF Kim Kardashian is 10 times more popular than she'll ever be.

What do you consider to be Paris' most pressing issues?

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It is apparently being reported - thankfully by no one reputable - that Sarah Jessica Parker is keen to cast Britney Spears in the Sex and The City movie sequel.

The actress for some reason thinks the "Womanizer" singer would be perfect in the eagerly anticipated sequel to last year’s hit film, says Heat magazine.

Britney Spears, who appeared on CBS' stunt casting-crazed How I Met Your Mother last year, would play a young relative of SJP’s character, Carrie Bradshaw.

Sarah Jessica Parker told friends: “My idea is to have someone like Britney Spears move to New York as my cousin or niece and Carrie would show her the ropes.”

For Sarah Jessica Parker, putting Britney Spears in the upcoming Sex and the City movie sequel would be a worse idea than putting on that hat.

This wouldn’t be the first time Britney Spears has been on the big screen. The 27-year-old singer appeared in the chick flick Crossroads seven years ago.

Written by Grey's Anatomy creator Shonda Rhimes (who probably hopes no one ever mentions that again), Crossroads was one of the worst movies of all time, with an average rating of 2.8/10 in 18,206 votes cast on IMDB. Just saying.

Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon are all expected to to join Sarah Jessica in the SATC sequel, which we're guessing Britney won't be in. But if this somehow turns out to be true, we suggest she appear in one or more of these outfits:

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Free from the confines of the Playboy Mansion, Kendra Wilkinson is finally speaking out about life as Hugh Hefner's girlfriend/sex slave.

In a recent discussion with Us Weekly, the fiancee of Hank Baskett stops the presses by admitting she didn't love intercourse with a senior citizen. Here are excerpts from the interview:

Smiling Kendra

On sexual urges: "I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it."

On sex with Hugh Hefner: We were "intimate."

On faithful fellow Girl Next Door: "[Bridget Marquardt] told me that she's been faithful all these years, and I was like, 'How the hell can you do that?' I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age, like a healthy human being."

On interaction with Hefner
: "Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates.""

On a weekly allowance of $1,000
:"I hate putting my hand out, but we couldn't have jobs other than getting appearance fees. Hef was kind of like my best friend, but a sugar daddy at the same time.

On Karissa and Kristina Shannon, and Crystal Harris: "Now I'm totally against [Hefner's] way of life, with three girlfriends and all of that."

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Courtenay Semel recently lit Casey Johnson's hair on fire.

In Semel's defense, her ex-girlfriend did have the nerve to show up at her house.

According to Page Six, Johnson got into a fight with her current partner earlier this week. Seeking comfort and/or cunnilingus, she headed over to Courtenay's. Big mistake.

"Casey went to Courtenay's house, and Courtenay proceeded to beat the crap out of her, and then she lit her hair on fire. Casey had to be hospitalized," a source told The New York Post.

Semel didn't deny the disagreement, though she referred to the whole hair-lighting accusation as "a major exaggeration."

Not worry, though: all is well in the land of attention-hungry lesbians.

"Courtenay and Casey are still close and are heading up to Sundance for the weekend," another source said, while Semel's rep added that his client's on-again, off-again relationship with Tila Tequila has ended.

Sounds like Courtenay and Casey may be in for a scorching hot time in Utah this weekend. Get it?!?

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Brody Jenner was on the Howard Stern show yesterday promoting his homoerotic reality show Bromance, but rest assured, he spent most of the time dishing on various ladies he’s seen naked. Seems to be a trend on Stern's program.

What else is he supposed to talk about, though? You don't ask Kim Kardashian to discuss her career aspirations or political views, do you?

Smiling Brody and Jayde

No. Back to Brody Jenner - The Hills hunk revealed he’s had four girls in bed at once, and while he only had sex with one of them (his girlfriend, natch), he kept the others "entertained." We doubt it was these four, but who knows:


Brody Jenner also talked about some of his bedroom escapades:

Nicole Richie was good in bed, but Brody didn’t want to dish too much since “she’s married now.” NOTE: She's not, but we appreciate the sentiment.

Lindsay Lohan and Brody made out once, while he was sandwiched between her and her best friend in a bed. Hmm. Courtenay Semel, perhaps? Gross.

Lilo was apparently a “fun girl,” but Brody Jenner didn't make it past first base with her. Maybe she was fantasizing about girl-on-girl action throughout?

Jayde Nicole, Playboy’s Playmate of the Year and Brody’s current girlfriend, is his best lay ever. Brody says he likes girls who are “a little wild” and Jayde qualifies. Umm, have you seen a picture of Jayde Nicole nude? Check, please.

Spencer Pratt, Brody's former BFF, “knows exactly what he’s doing,” says Jenner. Would Heidi Montag would say the same about Spencer in the sack? We have no idea, but just threw up a little having written and pondered that question.

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Two American Idol contestants, two contrasting bikini babes.

Katrina Darrell made headlines during the season eight premiere by auditioning in a bathing suit, getting into a fight with Kara DioGuardi and trying to kiss Ryan Seacrest. We enjoyed her antics, don't get us wrong.

Solid Scott

Meanwhile, Casey Carlson received a golden ticket to Hollywood last night off the basis of her vocal talents, as her rendition of Vanessa Carlton's "A Thousand Miles" received unanimous praise from the judges.

Turns out Carlson also has a bikini-baring past, but it isn't a self-promoting one: a couple years ago, Casey posed for a calendar sponsored by Campus Girls USA. The proceeds from its sales went toward breast cancer awareness.

Using your breasts to fight breast cancer? That's a cause we can get behind!

Click on the images above for enlarged pics of Casey Carlson, looking sexy and raising awareness.

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