Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 63rd week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

A picture of R&B crooner / part-time bizarre sex act star R. Kelly is destined to make it challenging to choose a winner. But we picked kris. Congratulations!

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In this economy, no job is safe.

Fortunately, Zac Efron appears to recognize that fact, as the High School Musical hottie is making sure to save every last penny these days.

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Not that you can really blame the man if he gets to date her, but rumors are surfacing that Rihanna goes to considerable lengths to keep Chris Brown in line.

The "Disturbia" singer gave CB, who she may or may not have gotten engaged to recently, a checklist of what he can and can’t do while on tour in Europe.

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Tom Cruise, a close family friend of John Travolta and Kelly Preston, is speaking out about the tragic death of their 16-year-old son Jett Travolta, who died January 2.

"I remember Jett when he was born," Cruise said on The View. "I saw him when he was just a few months old. John just adored him, and both of his children, and Kelly."

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