In the least shocking news of the summer, the Heidi Montag sex tape rumor appears to be a story planted by that plastic surgery addict and her fame-loving ex-husband. The couple is no longer shopping the video.

However, in equally unsurprising news, Playmate Karissa Shannon claims there actually is a sex tape of her taking it from boyfriend Sam Jones - and she wants Spencer Pratt to give it back. Or else.

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His 15 minutes may have been up weeks ago, but JetBlue has returned Steven Slater's name to the headlines.

The airline has announced that the man who hilariously, dangerously resigned amidst a curse-filled, emergency slide-utilized tirade will NOT be rehired by the company. Spokeswoman Jenny Dervin said on Saturday that Slater, who says he's return to the job, will never work for JetBlue again.

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For months, Sarah Palin told journalist to leave her children alone. Now, Bristol Palin is making the media rounds, promoting her appearance on Dancing with the Stars and...

... nevermind. What's the use at this point? If people can't see the clear hypocrisy prevalent in every word out of this family's mouth, we can't help them.

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Khloe Kardashian really needs to have a baby or get a divorce.

With the reality star's mundane, married life not yielding any memorable headlines, Khloe has resorted to manufacturing feuds with anonymous haters in order to remain relevant. Just check out her most recent blog entry:

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