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Are you having trouble with your sex life? Do you want to meet two of the world's most famous celebrities when they're in town?

If so, "artist" Daniel Edwards has the solution for you: therapy The Brangelina!

Separate Lives

The sculptor has carved a statue of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, naked and embracing one another, titled it "The Brangelina" and placed it inside an Oklahoma City home of the same name. For what possible reason? Says publicist Cory Allen:

"The 'Brangelina' sculpture is destined to exist forever, the way Brad and Angie's relationship will persist in peoples' memories. Theirs is the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton romance of our time."

We're not making this up: the creation is embedded with shards from wine glasses that Pitt and Jolie allegedly drank out of while celebrating their anniversary.

The statue above is installed in the bedroom ceiling of the new residence and is meant to inspire "sexual healing."

Is it also meant to inspire ridiculous stories about whatever couples sleeps underneath it?

Reportedly, the future owners of the house must promise to accommodate Brangelina any time the pair is in town visiting Brad's grandmother, who resides in the neighborhood.

Said the artist that came up with the idea for the house inspired by the world's most famous couple:

"I believe every home in America should become an 'honorary home' to our Superstars, in order to connect celebrities and regular people in spirit."

Forget spirit. Tiger Woods has been connecting with regular people in bed!

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Because three wastes of space in lingerie might not be enough to inspire viewership, Keeping Up with the Kardshians producers have come up with a surefire way to garner ratings for this Sunday's season premiere:

A bitch slap.

In the scene below, Khloe Kardashian accuses Scott Disick of intentionally knocking up Kourtney in order to ensure she'd stay with him.

Unless Khloe is accusing Scott of rape, it's unclear how a guy can purposely get a girl pregnant without her full participation in the act. However, Khloe is close to correct, of course: Scott and Kourtney did purposely get pregnant because that's what's the script called for.

It also called for Khloe to smack Disick in the face. Watch below.

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You may exhale now. Audrina Patridge will be back on The Hills next season.

After weeks of negotiations, Us reports she will return: “I can officially confirm that Audrina Patridge will appear in the 6th season of The Hills," her rep said.

"Production will resume shortly after the new year. Next week, Audrina begins filming the pilot episode of her currently unnamed spinoff show, also for MTV."

"The new show will be produced by Mark Burnett."

Nice plug for the new show, rep.

In an exciting twist, a source close to Audrina Patridge, says it's possible that both of her reality shows will be intertwined. There's only one problem we see:

There would have to be material worth watching involving Audrina on either show, and there really hasn't been in multiple seasons ... if at all, honestly.

How many more times can we sit and watch her whine about Justin-Bobby and say "I'm done with you!" when we know it's not even true? Just saying.

In any case, she greased the machine over at the network for serious dough: "She is getting six figures per episode," an insider dished. "It's a lucrative deal."

While that sum sounds absolutely ludicrous, and without question it is, when Jersey Shore is MTV's next hottest program, Audrina has some serious leverage.

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Remember Mariah Carey?

While Taylor Swift dominates the current music scene; Miley Cyrus makes young fans cry; and Susan Boyle comes out of nowhere to break debut album sales records, Mariah is aiming to reclaim her spot atop the industry.

We're not sure if a spread in Paper magazine will do the trick, but that's where Carey is featured this month.

In an interview with the publication, the diva touches on her well-publicized breakdown, her fun-loving husband and more...

On her 2001 breakdown: “It was after September 11th. A lot of people taking shots at me had no place to go. We are friggin’ ADD, this country. There’s a huge ADD situation.”

On her early self-image: “I have had very low self-esteem my whole life. When I was 12 or 13, I remember walking up the driveway, and this guy who was 20 — which may have been highly inappropriate — said to me, ‘I like your pants,’ and I was like ‘Oh, that looks good? Oh, OK, I will wear tight pants now.”

On Nick Cannon: “All we do is have fun together. I don’t know what his eternal age is, but maybe it’s more like 16.”

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Jersey Shore is MTV's newest reality "hit."

But advertisers can't wait to hit the road.

After a flat-out ridiculous series premiere, Domino's Pizza pulled its ads from the show. American Family Insurance noticed its ads running and did the same.

The episode, which "outraged" at least one major Italian group, is going to be running only promos for other crappy MTV shows during breaks at this rate.

That said if you're an advertiser looking to sell hair gel, fist-pumping instructional DVDs, tramp stamps, spinning rims or gold chains, there are openings!

The cast of MTV's Jersey Shore. It's a lifestyle.

Meanwhile, according to new reports, the Jersey Shore Conventions and Tourism Board isn't smitten with the way their turf comes off on the program.

The tagline of "hottest, tannest, craziest Guidos" may play a role in that.

"We're flattered that MTV thinks we're an interesting enough destination to warrant an entire reality series," the tourism group said in a statement.

"But the national TV audience is hardly getting the full story." MTV is providing a one-dimensional, dramatized version of a very small group of visitors."

"We welcome visitors to come here, even during the holiday season, to enjoy a cultural diversity that in no way reflects what is seen on MTV."

We would really, really hope so.

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Taylor Swift might have millions of dollars, countless fans and a slew of award nominations, but she's just like me and you.

The singer recently posted on her Facebook page that the holiday season is her "favorite time of year."

"I love everything about this time of year, but mostly the way that people find ways to be with the ones they love," she writes. "And I love sweaters. Everyone is wearing sweaters right now."

Can we get back to the part about ones you love, Taylor? Was that a hint at Taylor Lautner?!?

On Friday night, Swift will perform in New York City at Z100's Jingle Ball. It's the ideal way to cap the best year of her life, which includes eight Grammy nominations.

"[On the phone] I remember hearing the screaming voices of the drummer and the bass player and the mixers and publishers who helped put this album together," she said of hearing that news. "He put me on speakerphone, and we all screamed together. I couldn't stop saying 'I love you' to them, just like I can't stop saying 'I love you' to you."

Awww, T Swizzle. Right back at ya!

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Michelle Duggar of TLC's 18 Kids and Counting (she's the one who gave birth to 18 kids with one on the way) was hospitalized, but is thankfully doing fine.

She was rushed to an Arkansas hospital after a scare regarding her pregnancy with Baby No. 19, not due until spring, but that ultimately wasn't the reason.

"This weekend, Michelle Duggar was admitted to an Arkansas hospital," says a network rep. "The pain from a gallstone was generating some contractions."

"Just to be safe, she was airlifted to a Little Rock, Ark., hospital, so in the unlikely event that she had to be delivered early, she would be close to a NICU center."

Jim Bob and wife Michelle Duggar of TLC.

"Though there were some fears that the baby was in trouble, it soon was discovered to be solely the stone causing discomfort. Michelle is resting comfortably."

The baby is fine, and has a few more months until it joins Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar and their brood of 18 kids - who have to get by without mom for a bit.

Hey, at least their folks are still together. Cough, Jon Gosselin.

"Doctors want to observe Michelle in the hospital for the next couple of days," says the rep, "The hope is that any surgery can be delayed until after she delivers."

Get well soon, Michelle!

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Shayne Lamas pleaded no contest to a lesser charge and dodged a DUI bullet.

The reality "star" got her case to go away when she admitted to a "wet reckless," a term for reckless driving that is alcohol-elated but not as serious as a DUI.

She was given three years probation, ordered to pay a fine of $300 plus penalties, and ordered to watch a 10-hour loop of only the Shauna Sand sex tape.

Just kidding, but even more morbidly, she has to go to the morgue to get a taste of the consequences of DUI, and she must take an alcohol ed program.

Shame on Shayne

Shayne is all smiles again. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Amazingly, there was not a reality TV camera in sight to see The Bachelor winner and Leave it to Lamas star get herself off the hook! She's a changed gal!

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Could perennial Sports Illustrated cover mainstay Tiger Woods grace the pages of an entirely different magazine in the coming weeks - and in the buff?

If Playgirl can authenticate alleged nude pics of him, then yes.

This is far from a done deal. We'd even call it far fetched. But after what's gone down in the last two weeks, we also wouldn't be altogether shocked.

Following a report that explicit Tiger Woods pictures are being considered for publication by the magazine, a rep for the magazine cleared the air:

"We're in the process of authenticating photos," said Daniel Nardico of Playgirl, which just made a big splash last month with Levi Johnston nude.

Given the hype the magazine received regarding Levi, one can only imagine what the acquisition of naked Tiger Woods pics would do.

Tiger Woods may soon be showing us an entirely different shaft.

"We have to see if they're real," he added. "You can take photos of anyone but what would it even be worth without a way to truly identify him?"

"Our attorneys are looking into the possible monetary worth."

Perez Hilton also reported today that another of Tiger Woods' mistresses reached out to Playgirl with alleged cell phone shots of the golfer's wood.

So to speak.

Nardico said the woman offering up the photos is "another [mistress] that is going to come out. She's not out yet. I don't have any [more] info."

We suspect if the Tiger Woods nude pics are real and actually get published, Elin Woods moves out on him that very second if she hasn't already.

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Tiger Woods' wife Elin has moved out, according to reports.

This development follows the explosion of Tiger Woods' mistresses, which currently number seven (and counting) and have ruined the golf legend's reputation.

Elin Nordegren's New House

Elin Nordegren, who wed Tiger in 2004, has had enough, and moved out of the $2.6 million Windermere home, neighbors and other sources close to Tiger say.

Radar Online reports that Elin is still living nearby, but in another house.

It has not been confirmed that she will end her marriage to Tiger for good, although if she had any self-respect, that would certainly be the logical decision.

Tiger Woods with his wife, Elin. He cheated on her a lot.

The week before last, Tiger’s affair with Rachel Uchitel was revealed. Several other women then came forward to tell their stories of sex with the married star.

He crashed his Cadillac SUV into a fire hydrant and tree in a bizarre one-car crash November 27 after arguing with his wife about his extramarital activities.

Since then, his marriage has (understandably) been on the ropes.

Tiger and his camp are trying to keep Elin’s status under wraps and hope she will come back to the house - and to Tiger, despite his rampant cheating - ASAP.

It was reported last week that Elin's prenup with Tiger may be renegotiated to guarantee her many millions more if she stays. But at what point does it matter?

Money's great, but this wasn't an isolated incident. Can Elin really remain Mrs. Woods after a duplicitous Tiger led this double life and nailed so many bimbos?

You tell us ... Elin Woods should:

 

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