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As THG readers know, we've taken pleasure in mocking Carrie Prejean throughout her ridiculous ordeal with the Miss California pageant.

But even we had grown tired of this story, were happy to report that the two sides reached a settlement this week and were excited to move on to other items, such as the incredible Robsten spread in Harper's Bazaar.

However, Carrie is clearly the hypocritical gift that keeps on giving. TMZ reports the reason why the disgraced beauty queen was so quick to settle (for no money) with pageant officials:

Because their lawyers produced a homemade Prejean sex tape into evidence.

BL!SSS Magazine Spread

Carrie Prejean supporters were right all along: this photo is nothing, especially when compared to the sex tape Prejean filmed of herself.

The video depicts Prejean pleasuring herself. TMZ claims it actually saw footage from it months ago, but didn't publish it due to the graphic nature.

Once Carrie was made aware of her solo exploits possibly going public, she backed away from the negotiating table. Pageant officials will foot the $100,000 bill for her attorney and publicist, but the Jesus-loving porn star gets nothing.

Her book, however, hits stores this month. Insiders say a rumored title for Still Standing had been Carrie Prejean: Gay Marriage Sucks, I Swallow.

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Hailey Glassman is single, but not yet ready to mingle. Apparently, she's got more televised bashing of Jon Gosselin she wants to get out of the way first.

In a joint interview airing today on Entertainment Tonight, which seems like their 12th in like the last month, the two argue again over their future.

Ruler of the D-Bags

"We're going to take a break and decide," Jon said. "We'll let Hailey decide on what she wants to do. My life is hectic, I have to concentrate on my own decisions."

"Maybe she wants to go get a job. Maybe she wants to date other people. Maybe she wants to experience life? Live on her own, do her own things. I don't know."

But Hailey Glassman says whenever she tries to leave Jon, "he cries."

"As hard as it is for us, he needs to go handle his stuff, be with his family and handle his divorce. I need to go be a 22-year-old and get my life back," she says.

WTH JON!? Hailey Glassman gives her man an earful.

Jon says he has to let Hailey go "in order for her to be happy, especially if she thinks he has been "emotionally abusing her ... I cannot live with that guilt."

At one point in the interview, they appear to be ending it for good. That was when it started to get really awkward and the following exchange took place:

Hailey: "I don't want to do this on national TV, this is serious," says Hailey.

Jon: "I wanted to discuss this in private, but now it's public. I'm frustrated, because it's uncomfortable. This whole thing's uncomfortable. I don't like it. I mean, you're telling me out there that you love me and you want to be with me, and then you..."

Hailey:  "I do love you, and you tell me you love me - we would love each other and we want to be with each other, but it's not healthy!"

Jon: "I'm not talking anymore."

Hailey: "Don't you want them to look up to you and say, 'My daddy's honest?'"

Jon: "I'm not talking about this" [storms off]

Well, there you have it. Think they had all that on the cue cards or Jon and Hailey had the freedom to ad-lib it on the spot? Either way, talk about good TV.

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According to Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas, "tonight's gonna be a good night."

Unfortunately for that singer, Nicole Forrester felt the same way about an evening she spent with Fergie's husband, Josh Duhamel.

On an Atlanta radio show this week, the 34-year stripper stood by her claim that she bedded the Transformers star a few weeks ago, saying of an October rendezvous: "We did hook up and had lots of sex and we had a really, really good time."

In the latest issue of Us Weekly, Forrester's attorney claims his client has text messages and polygraph results that back up her claim.

Romin Alavi also shoots down rumors that Forrester made her accusations for a $20,000 payout, stating that The National Enquirer approached the dancer and said it was gonna run the story regardless of her participation.

"Josh bragged about what happened on the set of his movie [Life As We Know It], and someone called the Enquirer with the tip,” he said. "The Enquirer then came to Nicole."

Since these rumors started to fly, other women have come forward with similar stories, claiming they've also slept with Duhamel during his marriage to Fergie.

Meanwhile, sources say the actor hates how often Fergie parties, while the long distance between the couple has strained its relationship.

This story leads us to a pair of questions for readers. First, would you bang Fergie?

 

Second, do you believe Nicole Forrester?

 

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This week on The Hills, Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari continued to feud over Justin-Bobby, while Spencer threw an "adult" birthday bash for Heidi.

As always, The Hollywood Gossip editors take a look back at last night's The Hills (as we do for The City) awarding and taking away points as we see fit ...

Brody Jenner and Kristin Cavallari walk on the beach waxing philosophical about what it would be like if they dated again. Cue cards, anyone? Minus 2.

Heidi Montag totally blackmails / guilt trips Spencer Pratt into throwing her a birthday party since she let him get his "porno pad." Ah, marriage. Plus 7.

Hearing Brody and Jayde are "on break," Audrina says Brody will never get lucky with another Playmate. Huh? All Brody does is date hot girls! Minus 3.

Kristin puts Justin-Bobby on the spot by talking about getting together with Audrina and dishing about him. Plus 6 because this made him so awkward.

WTF is that on Justin's head? An Elvis wig? Minus 1.

Worst. Fake. Love. Triangle. Ever.

LOL at the random Valley Girl Heidi clones who show up at her party. Plus 4, and Plus 2 more for Spencer surprising Heidi with two little dogs, which are so cute. Although that now gives her three mangy animals to clean up after.

The more we watch Kristin Cavallari, the more obvious it becomes why her acting career hasn't taken off. Not exactly news, but still, obligatory Minus 1.

Audrina passive-aggressively tears Kristin a new one behind her back during a heart-to-heart with Brody. Plus 5, because what she said was so true.

Kristin on Justin: "I have no respect for him now. None." Minus 3, because girls who say this about J-Bobby still can't keep their pants off his floor.

Lo actually plugs her Twitter on camera! So shameless! Plus 2, and Plus 1 more for her reply to Audrina wanting no part of Kristin drama: "totes."

Minus 10 for the Kristin-Justin "confrontation" at the end. Nothing ever gets resolved on this show, likely because much of the conflict is staged.

TOTAL: +7! SEASON TOTAL: +50! The Justin-Bobby drama is starting to wear quite thin, isn't it? We need more cat fights at clubs, ASAP.

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This week on The City, the gang headed to the Hamptons for some fun in the sun. Unfortunately, Freddie Fackelmayer was there, but that create some good drama.

Below, The Hollywood Gossip staff breaks down all the events of the latest episode of The Hills spinoff, awarding and deducting points as many points we see fit ...

Gorgeous Whitney Port

Whitney Port and Roxy Olin stripping down to bikinis in the middle of Central Park, acting like there's no one around? Really? Eh, we'll buy it, and like it! Plus 4.

Safe to say Freddie Fackelmeyer didn't become less of a tool since last week's episode. Minus 2 for his hilariously fake tennis banter and attempt to look casual.

Erin Kaplan and Olivia Palermo are doing a feature on bloggers. Sure, they're fashion-oriented, not celebrity gossip-oriented, but nice industry shout-out! Plus 3.

Whitney, Roxy and Samantha Swetra roll to the Hamptons as "Good Girls Go Bad" plays. They talk about ... good girls going bad. Plus 3 for the Cobra Starship and Leighton Meester song, but Minus 3 for obviousness, so Even.

Olivia interviews some celebrity fashion bloggers and - here's a shocker - Erin doesn't think she does a good enough job. Seriously, the same plot every week? Minus 5.

Freddie Fackelmayer gets jealous when his 19-year-old brother Harry kind of flirts with Whitney. Lame, but we'll buy it, because Harry is much better looking. Plus 2.

Harry "lets it slip" (i.e. rats out) that Freddie has a girlfriend! Gasp, is it true? WTF! It's like The Bachelorette: Manhattan Blue-Blood Yuppie Family Edition. Minus 4.

Wow, Eric Zee finally lays the smackdown on Olivia! Plus 8.

Whitney: "Harry told me you have a girlfriend." Freddie: [pause] "But ... I don't know." Compelling response, you douche. Minus 3, but Plus 6 for Roxy chiming in, almost as an aside, that Harry was cock-blocking his older bro.

Another eye-rolling music tie-in: Beyonce's "Ego." Minus 1.

TOTAL: +8. SEASON TOTAL: -7. The City has picked up its game in recent weeks. We hate to admit it, but sometimes you need a complete putz like F-squared to stir up trouble. Sorta like The Bachelorette and Wes Hayden.

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In case you hadn't heard, there's a threesome going down on Gossip Girl next week. Well, at least there will be if the episode ends up making it to air.

If the Parents Television Council (PTC) has its way, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) could fine the CW or yank the episode altogether.

The group has released an open letter to the CW objecting to the scene, which they have not seen, but are still calling "reckless and irresponsible."

"Gossip Girl routinely depicts teenagers engaging in promiscuous and consequence-free sexual behavior," PTC president Tim Winter wrote the CW.

He says the show is "now complicit in establishing a precedent and expectation that teenagers engage in behaviors ... associated with adult films."

Gulp. Gulp Again.

If Gossip Girl is bad, being right can eat it! Our intel suggests neither Leighton Meester or Blake Lively will be part of the threesome (lame!) but we're posting this pic anyway!

The PTC pleads to the show and its network to "ask yourself, how does airing this program serve your obligation to serve the public interest?"

Umm ... the public is interested in threesomes? HELLO!?

FCC rules permit the government to remove programming deemed "unsatisfactory or unsuitable or contrary to the public interest." Will it happen in this case?

Doubtful. The hype for the epsiode, "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They," has been significant, it's still Gossip Girl, and still the CW. How racy can it really be?

It should also be noted that the CW has not publicly responded to the complaint but leaked two sneak previews from the episode with no threesome teasers.

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Sorry. The above headline is false and misleading. We just wanted to know what it felt like to act like Star, OK! Weekly or other trashy tabloids for a change.

Answer: dirty.

But the tease is inspired by an actual photo (seen below) Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart posed for in the December issue of Harper's Bazaar.

The magazine features an extensive spread of the rumored couple, acting closer and happier than we've ever seen the pair before. In a few of the shots, both Rob and Kristen are actually smiling!

While neither confirms any romantic feelings for the other in the article, hints are dropped. Said Pattinson of his co-star:

"She's a unique girl. You really don't meet many people like Kristen."

Stewart, meanwhile, said "we had a very responsive, palpable thing" when first auditioning together; and, we can only imagine, when naked in hotel rooms together.

Jokes and rumors aside, Twilight Saga fans should sit back and check out the photos below. Click on each one for the closest look you'll ever get at Robsten at its most playful and loving...

Cute Photo Shoot

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You have to hand it to South Park.

As one of our editors puts it, "as long as the world keeps doing stupid $h!t, they have unlimited material." Maybe so, but they never fail to deliver on said material.

Last week, Eric Cartman performed Lady Gaga's hit "Poker Face" and while far from sophisticated, the humor of listening to the song in his G*d-awful voice is classic.

The premise? Cartman channeled Lady Gaga while playing Rock Band, but Stan wanted the gang to join him protesting the Japanese killing whales and dolphins.

They refused, and then used the song in a montage as Stan led a group of pirates (Sea Shepard) to attack the Japanese whalers. Pretty much speaks for itself.

Here's a fan video containing both the remix and the music video ...

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Ashlee Simpson is a terrible actress. In fact, even using the word actress in the same sentence as her name is kind of insulting to female thespians everywhere.

But in addition to her lack of talent, her bad behavior helped get her booted from the new CW remake of Melrose Place, a source close to the cast tells Fox411.

"Ashlee was kicked off Melrose Place because she was a total diva on set, late all the time, and deeply disliked by fellow cast members," the insider spilled.

"It created a lot of discord among the cast.

Of course, another major issue, the source reports, was that "she could barely act." That and producers' need to bring in past stars got Ash the ol' pink slip.

On-set diva Ashlee Simpson is headed for the unemployment line.

Melrose Place producers desperately pushed for Heather Locklear's return as Amanda, but couldn't afford the actress' salary demands without cutting someone.

Choosing who had to go was not hard.

"They basically trimmed the fat and made it possible for Heather to join the show," says the snitch. "Heather is a much bigger name than Ashlee Simpson."

With Ashlee and Colin Egglesfield (whoe unintentionally comedic flirting made them one of our favorite TV couples) exiting in January, and Melrose legend Jack Wagner also rumored to be coming on board, are more cuts still to come?

No word on that just yet, but if the scene last night where David cries at his mother's grave is any indication, Shaun Sipos' agent better start making calls.

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This is our favorite supermarket tabloid tradition:

Not only do these celebrity gossip magazines invent sources and articles, they actually use the first person on cover stories to pretend as though the stars themselves have provided interviews and confirmation.

Our favorite example: when OK! Weekly touted Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart as giving readers a tour of "our home." Not a word was actually uttered by either actor in the article itself.

The same applies to the latest issue of this rag, as you can rest assured that neither Taylor Swift nor Taylor Lautner are quoted as saying they're in love.

Let us save you the cover price: the publication has no new information on Taylor Squared. For free, you can read all about their hockey game date and Swift's kind words about Lautner on The Hollywood Gossip.

Let us also save you the trouble of wondering about whether or not Rob and Kristen are "back on track." (They were never off track); or whether Glee stars Lea Michelle and Cory Monteith are dating. (They aren't.)

Also, Khloe Kardashian has no "baby news." There. Aren't you glad THG is around?

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