Another crazy few days of celeb gossip - and we've got the pics to prove it. To be exact, 94 new photos have been added to our celebrity pictures gallery for your amusement. Click to enlarge - and follow the jump for more:
- The good news: Kristin Davis is clean and sober.
- The bad news (for her): The sordid Kristin Davis sex tape in which that ass clown Eric Stapelman was going to town on her didn't involve any booze.
"I'm a recovering alcoholic," the actress, 43, tells Health. "I've been sober the whole time I've been famous, so it wasn't like I had to go to rehab publicly."
"It's caused a lot of confusion out in the world. I get sent many a Cosmo! I never drink them. I believe [alcoholism] is a disease. I don't think you can mess with it."
The Sex and the City: The Movie star says people used to say to her "'Couldn't you just have one glass of champagne?' And I would say, 'No,' I'm doing well. I still have occasional bad days. Why risk it?"
Brace yourselves, gentlemen.
The headline above isn't referring to Marisa Miller nude, covered in body paint. We're talking about the real deal, folks.
Follow this article to the next page now in order to see FHM's Sexiest Woman Alive in all her bare glory...
Someone as famous - and insane - as Britney Spears can land a guest starring role on a hit sitcom such as How I Met Your Mother.
Other celebrities, however, have to start smaller. Or at least earlier in the day.
Hip hop sensation Ne-Yo, for example, will be appearing on All My Children on May 21 and May 22, performing a couple hits from his latest album on the soap opera. Here's a look at him on set:
Follow the jump on this article, meanwhile, to read about another rising star that will be appearing on a daytime drama...
Adding yet another item to her long list of self-destructive and bizarre behavior, Amy Winehouse was spotted leaving her London home at 1:30 this morning with a bunch of fresh cuts on her arm. Standard, really.
The singing train wreck had a bag packed and apparently said she was going to a hotel (!?) as she made her way from her house to a waiting car.
In addition to the cuts on her arm, Amy Winehouse was also sporting sores on her hand and a blood stains on her vest, and smoking cigs.
In other Amy Winehouse news, she may have scored another chance to record the theme song for the upcoming James Bond film, Quantum of Solace.
She owes that second chance to the Pet Shop Boys. The old school British group reportedly reached out and invited Amy to record the new track with them after her producer, Mark Ronson, threw in the towel.
"She's got a few things to sort out first but we like her very much," said The Pet Shop Boys' Neil Tennant. "Technically, she's a really great singer and we've got one or two tracks that would really suit her."
Lastly, Amy celebrated her one-year anniversary with Blake Fielder-Civil earlier this week. He is currently rotting away in jail.
Lou Pearlman is the founder of The Backstreet Boys and 'NSYNC.
However, instead of playing games with anyone's heart, the tubby moron has been found guilty of playing games with money: he's been sentenced to 25 years in jail for money laundering and conspiracy.
Pearlman pleaded guilty in March to a long, complicated con game that essentially pumped up his net worth, while cheating other people out of millions. The judge gave him the maximum sentence, pretty much saying:
When it comes to being a lying, cheating embezzler that deserves a lot of time behind bars... it's gonna be YOU!
Call him what you want - Justin-Bobby, Justin Brescia, Audrina's loser boyfriend, or just Douchebag - the man is a beacon of social tact.
Last night, the grimy Justin-Bobby Brescia and a smiling Audrina Patridge were spotted out in L.A. at the fifth anniversary party for Dolce.
In a gesture befitting of a low-life such as himself, J-Bobby strutted through a mass of photographers with middle finger on display.
Justin Brescia and Audrina Patridge: A match made in The Hills.
We don't think Audrina compares to LC in terms of natural beauty, but she's pretty attractive. Surely any number of guys would love to date her - and a lot of them probably aren't opposed to showering or using full sentences.
The weekend wedding of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz may have looked like the ultimate rocker event, but for the couple and their 150 guests, it felt more like a fairy tale. Check out the People magazine cover below ...
As you can see, Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson were among the lucky guests. He just can't quit grinding with that, no matter how hard he tries!
As for how Pete and Ashlee will remember the big day?
"She looked like a girl right out of a movie," the groom, 28, says about his new media whore bride, 23, who was married in a nondenominational ceremony officiated by her pimp father, Crazy Joe Simpson.
We greatly admire Jessica Alba and Cash Warren for keeping their wedding plans private. But, still, it's our job as celebrity gossip reporters to relay details of the ceremony to curious fans.
Reportedly, the couple applied for a wedding license Monday morning and didn't waste any time sticking it in a drawer; they were married 40 minutes later in a Beverly Hills courthouse.
The room was decked out in white fake flowers, Alba wore a blue dress and there were no guests in attendance. See, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, it's possible to have a quiet, romantic ceremony between just two people in love.
A Maturing Bond: Cash Warren and Jessica Alba are married.
Jessica Alba's father, Mark Alba, spoke exclusively to Latina magazine about his daughter's nuptials, saying:
"I think it's good news for her. I'm glad for her. She's a beautiful girl. I'm her dad and I'm happy for her no matter what happens."
Hillary Clinton will not be the next President of the United States.
But in fulfilling her season-long promise as Dancing with the Stars favorite - and declaring before last night's results were announced that " I want to defy the odds... We need some girl power out there." - Kristi Yamaguchi became the second female to ever win this competition.
Season-one champion and General Hospital star Kelly Monaco must be proud.
Also similar to Clinton's fantasies of defeating John McCain and Barack Obama, Yamaguchi overcome a pair of men last night. She earned more votes than runner-up Jason Taylor and third-place finisher Cristian de la Fuente.