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This might explain why Miley Cyrus always flashes two fingers at photographers...

According to sources on the set of the Sex and the City sequel, the Disney star will make a cameo in the highly-anticipated comedy. A script page has even blocked out October 16 as the day Cyrus will shoot.

“They’ve asked her,” said an insider. “But she hasn’t confirmed. Right now, they’re just holding the space for her.”

So Peaceful

Anything involving sex seems to be right up Miley Cyrus' alley. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

What role might Miley play in the movie, which will be released on May 28, 2010?

Shots of Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker confirm that the quartet of main characters flashes back to the 1980s at one point in the story. Could Cyrus play a younger version of Charlotte? They have a similar hair color.

Then again, perhaps she'll simply appear as a stripper in a club. Everyone knows she has experience in that area.

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Following his instant-classic "You Lie!" outburst last night, U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson has sparked widespread discussion and even inspired a website in his (dis)honor.

The South Carolina Republican is the subject of a new site called Joe Wilson is Your Pre-Existing Condition, a reference to the controversial health care issue.

It was President Barack Obama's health care speech that caused Wilson to heckle him last night, shouting at him and earning headlines and criticism.

With the tagline "You dissed America; we'll dis you right the f**k back," the new site takes funny shots at the Congressman with each click of the mouse.

Some of them are just amusing, sort of like reverse "Chuck Norris facts." Joe Wilson is totally "that guy" we all hate. For example, the site claims that:

  • Joe Wilson hit on your mom
  • Joe Wilson stole your newspaper
  • Joe Wilson yells 'Free Bird' at concerts
  • Joe Wilson didn't refill your Brita pitcher
  • Joe Wilson farted during your wedding vows
  • Joe Wilson talks on his Blackberry during your favorite movie
  • Joe Wilson swapped the dead batteries in his Walkman for the fresh ones in your TV remote

Yep. Joe Wilson is totally that guy.

Some of the Joe Wilson "facts" directly address the health care crisis and his rude outburst, however. A few examples of more serious criticism ...

  • Joe Wilson yells while adults are talking
  • Joe Wilson claims your sick child is faking
  • Joe Wilson thinks you are too stupid to actually read the bill
  • Joe Wilson canceled your insurance for buying off-brand insoles
  • Joe Wilson doesn't respect the constitution of the United States
  • Joe Wilson distracted you from one of the most important speeches by an American President in the last 20 years

What do you think? Was Joe Wilson right to speak his mind or out of line to heckle the Prez during his speech? Whose side are you on?

 

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Reality star Tila Tequila said (via her Twitter page of course) that she will meet with the San Diego County District Attorney's office on Friday.

The D.A. is reviewing reports regarding the assault she alleges was committed against her by Shawne Merriman, her NFL star boyfriend, early Sunday.

Tila Tequila accuses the Chargers linebacker of choking and throwing her to the ground while she was trying to leave his suburban San Diego home.

She signed a citizen's arrest warrant accusing Merriman of battery and false imprisonment, both felonies, and was hospitalized. No charges were filed.

Shawne Merriman says he was protecting Tequila, who he says was drinking and intended to drive home. "I was concerned about her welfare," he said.

Merriman also that he wants to clear "his name" and "put this behind me so I can continue to focus on a successful season for the San Diego Chargers."

A Shot at Tequila

Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman offer differing accounts.

Tequila, whose real name is Tila Nguyen, has denied Merriman's claims that she was drunk at the time, even claiming she is "allergic to alcohol."

The Tweets from Tequila's account this morning said "I will never be a VICTIM of anything. So when someone lays a hand on me then lies. Its on."

She followed that up with more than 30 updates in the next hour, including accusing Merriman of lying in his statements to the media about her.

"Damage control. Blame Tila. Make her look bad. Send it out to the media so they don't [sic] believe her! Quick! Cover it up!," Tila Tequila Twittered.

A San Diego County spokesman said the DA's office can reject the accusations, or refer them to the San Diego City Attorney's Office for consideration.

Whose side are you on?

 

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Ian Somerhalder appeared on MTV's It's On with Alexa Chung this week.

During the interview, the actor was asked about The Vampire Diaries and whether or not there's room in pop culture for more pretend blood suckers. His short answer? Yes. His reasoning? Find out below:

Chung also compared Somerhalder to one younger actor (Chace Crawford) and old older actor (Rob Lowe). We're sure The CW would be thrilled if viewers agree, considering it airs both Gossip Girl and The Vampire Diaries.

Let's take a look at the trio of stars...

A Tasty Chacer

See any resemblances?

As you ponder that question, follow this article's jump for another sexy Vampire Diaries poster.

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We were just thinking about how Lindsay Lohan had not taken to her beloved Twitter account to unleash an unnecessarily public rant in what feels like days.

Before, it was the seedy peeps who ransacked her home who bore the brunt of the waif's Tweeting tirade. She knows who you are guys (only she doesn't)!

This time, it's on-off-on-off-on-off lover Samantha Ronson who finds herself in the crosshairs. Not that anyone knows what the hell Lindsay is talking about.

According to Twitter, the rant began around 7:30 a.m. EST, or 4:30 a.m. PST, probably before Lindsay even went to bed. Heck, she's probably still up now.

  • Fire Crotch Pic
  • Manly DJ

FIRE(D UP) CROTCH: Something really made Lindsay Lohan fly off the handle this morning. We don't know for sure what, but she sure is pissed @samantharonson.

Regardless, the actress and "fashion ambassador" really needs a lesson in spelling, as well as some protein and probably a whole team of psychologists.

All of the above might help stave off meltdowns such as this.

So here's Lindsay Lohan going all Miley Cyrus (albeit less coherently), spilling her guts like a madman on Twitter, as if anyone gives a rat's a$$.

You have to read from the bottom up, given the 140-character limit. Not that this will likely help you garner any clue as to what she's saying ...

Lohan Twit

This concludes Thursday morning's stimulating look inside the mind of the great Lindsay Lohan. Suffice it to say, it's not a pretty scene in there.

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Audrina Patridge is best known for the following things:

  • Starring on scripted reality show The Hills
  • Dating loser Justin-Bobby on said program
  • Pretending to be an actress in Sorority Row
  • Posing for lots of risque topless Maxim pics

There's your Audrina Patridge rundown. But she's also known for switching up her style frequently, and that applies to her makeup as well as clothes.

Britney Spears, Plaid Shirt

The 24-year-old recently abandoned her traditional L.A.-cool, fresh-faced style behind and tried out glamorous red lips for her new movie's premiere.

Did it work? Tell us in the survey below ...

What's Ceiling Eyes' best look?

 

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A rumor that actor Matt Damon is dead after reportedly being found in the desert over the web last night, but fortunately (and not surprisingly) it is false.

Some of the Matt Damon is dead rumors state TMZ as reporting the death. Not only is the rumor false, the attribution of the story to TMZ is also false.

A Bourne Leader?

The Academy Award-winning actor is not dead, but is in Venice, attending the Venice Film Festival and giving interviews about his new film, The Informant.

Yet somehow, by last night, Matt Damon was dead, at least according to publications who think it's the height of comedy to get people riled up like this.

No need to say goodbye to Matt Damon. He's not dead!

According to one incarnation of the rumor (via Bollywood 91), Matt Damon wrote on his blog that he was going to the desert to search for gold and adventure.

The rumor is fairly detailed in its construction, noting that Damon realizes what he's doing is dangerous. Add in a bogus TMZ sourcing and voila, death rumor.

Also disturbingly and randomly, albeit less detailed, is the supposed death of Dancing with the Stars winner and Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson last night.

She's fine too. Glad you are still with us, Shawn!

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Kim Kardashian is back!

Any celebrity gossip follower would ask the obvious question ("Where the heck did she go? She's been featured in every tabloid all summer long."), but the reality TV star swears she wasn't herself over the last few weeks.

The culprit? That dangerous blonde hair. Fortunately, Kim said goodbye to the lighter locks this week.

"Loved the blonde but that is my alter ego, I am back!" she Tweeted yesterday. "Feels good to be me again! I swear I was a different person w blonde hair."

Really? She seemed like the same attention-starved, money-hungry sell out to us.

Pedikure for Kim
  • Back to Black
  • Photo of Kim

Kim Kardashian has returned to her black roots. Call us cynical, but it's almost like she went blonde just to create headlines and garner attention for herself.

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Starting tonight, Perez Hilton will take a brief break from drawing semen on celebrity photos and officially begin his side career as a music mogul.

How we wish we were kidding.

Rolling Stone, as if it had not jumped the shark long ago, is back to jump it again for good measure with a feature of the Perez Hilton Presents tour.

The roster for the blogger's tour: Norwegian singer Ida Maria, New Zealand chanteuse Ladyhawke and New York rockers Semi Precious Weapons.

Selecting the lineup was simple: Hilton went after artists he digs.

“Ida Maria is such a ferocious, raw performer,” he says of the indie rocker, who’s been known to bust out stripteases onstage while performing her tune “I Like You So Much Better When You’re Naked.” “Live, she kind of scares me,” he admits.

Perez, who it's safe to say is not a fan of Joe Wilson based on the t-shirt he's wearing in the photo above, admits he wants to expand his brand and get into the music business. Even though he has no skills, he has considerable influence.

Often adding new tunes to his site, Hilton is a known almost as much for his love of music as for increasingly unfunny and uninteresting blog posts.

He gushes about Madonna and Lady Gaga. He was also an early fan of Sliimy, who snagged attention with his cover of Britney Spears’ “Womanizer.”

Now, he’s the debut signing on Hilton’s Perezcious Music label.

Continue reading this piece on Hilton here if you can take it.

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John Mayer is a douchebag who is too obsessed with Twitter and himself.

We have to give him his due as a charitable guy, however, and reluctantly admit that some of his most recent Tweets are maybe a little bit funny.

The lame crooner took to Twitter to address rumors that he’s been "hooking up with Kristin Cavallari in secret" at the house of a mutual friend.

Here's how Mayer debunked that: “Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman... I have never high-fived Kristin Cavallari with my penis.”

That clears it up as well as one could expect. But he continues!

  • “I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”
  • “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”
  • “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”

Okay John. That's enough. Go back to writing songs.

A K-Cavs Pic

Despite tabloids' best efforts, John Mayer is not high-fiving Kristin Cavallari with his penis. Justin-Bobby Brescia will pretend to on The Hills soon enough, however.

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